Litiquette

[fishyfingers]

I could post a comment about my head not being that hard, but I don't want an influx of PMs making offers

 

[ChainedUp]

Now that would be an excellent academic study, mention a phrase about wanting something hard and see how fast your inbox fills.

 

[fishyfingers]

You have all the appropriate wording right there... Wanting something hard and to see how fast it can fill your (empty) box...

 

[ChainedUp]

Now you've done it, you might as well have added "cum & get it"

 

[fishyfingers]

Nah, if I was really angling for something it would be "cum & get me..."

 

[ChainedUp]

New topic. I see this mostly in Request a PM or in the personals but why do people post that they've sent a PM. Seems unnecessary to me but maybe I'm missing something

 

[may_I_please]

Sent a pm to explain

 

[vibes]

Sent a pm to explain

You're either gonna send an explaining PM to each of us or ... we'll feel left out

 

[SmileyGirl]

New topic. I see this mostly in Request a PM or in the personals but why do people post that they've sent a PM. Seems unnecessary to me but maybe I'm missing something

To make someone else jealous....
To let the world know they've sent it...
To get attention...

Who knows *shrug*

 

[vibes]

For the males, all blood flowing down south leaving the brain not so efficient

 

[mickyp123]

For the males, all blood flowing down south leaving the brain not so efficient

Tis why i always wank while standing on my head

 

[vibes]

Tis why i always wank while standing on my head

DO you still get a hardon standing on your head?

 

[SmileyGirl]

Tis why i always wank while standing on my head

Gives a new meaning to the work 'head' stand aha!

 

[mickyp123]

Sent a PM to smiler with the suppliers for the milking machines

now the whole world knows

 

[mickyp123]

Gives a new meaning to the work 'head' stand aha!

I still lose my balance when i cum

never had a healthy wank balance lol, too many withdrools

 

[SmileyGirl]

Sent a PM to smiler with the suppliers for the milking machines

now the whole world knows

Cheers!! Cheers for that Micky just aswell I have protection ha!

I still lose my balance when i cum

never had a healthy wank balance lol, too many withdrools

Omg you crack me up

 

[ChainedUp]

I turn my back for one minute and I get head wankers milking cows. Not the original intent, but I love it!

 

[SmileyGirl]

I turn my back for one minute and I get head wankers milking cows. Not the original intent, but I love it!

Yup I can milk a cow yeee haw
And drive a tractor

 

[mickyp123]

Cheers!! Cheers for that Micky just aswell I have protection ha!




Omg you crack me up

Noooooo, do you want sticking back together,? ......here you are try this sticky stuff, its called supergoo,

 

[luvthedesserts]

New topic. I see this mostly in Request a PM or in the personals but why do people post that they've sent a PM. Seems unnecessary to me but maybe I'm missing something

Same reason athletes wear numbers. It's so you can tell the players apart.

 

[ChainedUp]

So can I! Would it be weird to challenge you to a milk off

 

[mickyp123]

Yup I can milk a cow yeee haw
And drive a tractor

I bet you could milk a tractor too, i can see you eating a banana and slowly undoing the sump nut

 

[SmileyGirl]

So can I! Would it be weird to challenge you to a milk off

Full or semi skimmed

I bet you could milk a tractor too, i can see you eating a banana and slowly undoing the sump nut

I said I could drive it not fix it

 

[ChainedUp]

Full or semi skimmed



I said I could drive it not fix it

Full, no skimming allowed

 

[SmileyGirl]

Full, no skimming allowed

Lmao Does that mean no skimping either???