Litiquette VII

[Trekka]

Enny, make them flirt more?

QC, my scale of “homicidal” to “let’s play out some breeding fantasies” is approx -1 trillion to 10^100000000000000000. YMMV.

 

[Endless_Night]

Enny, make them flirt more? >

You heard her, gentlemen. Get to it!


*cracks crop on thigh*

*hurts self*

*falls down laughing*


Where is Naughty when you need her?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Ladies: rate how much you swing from GTFO to gang bang me now please during a given month/do you note a difference at all/do you believe in man-PMS?

Sincerely,
It’s Day 7 and I’m about to make some bad decisions

It's damn obvious when I'm ovulating. I'm insatiable and all about trying to find that satisfaction.

Fun fact: I was having a particularly flirtatious evening here that resulted in my current pregnancy.

 

[Trekka]

You heard her, gentlemen. Get to it!


*cracks crop on thigh*

*hurts self*

*falls down laughing*


Where is Naughty when you need her?

Collapses in giggles alongside you
Checks the time
She’s sharpening her nails and lacing up her boots, I’d guess
Sun’s goin down soon
Feeding time, yanno?

 

[SMNaughtywife]

Men: rate your awareness of pheromones/where a woman is at in her cycle/how much attention you pay to the timing of things/do we even care if a full moon is coming in addition to the estrogen surge or what?

Ladies: rate how much you swing from GTFO to gang bang me now please during a given month/do you note a difference at all/do you believe in man-PMS?

Sincerely,
It’s Day 7 and I’m about to make some bad decisions

I’m feeling edgy today. A pinch Claustrophobic. Feisty. For damn sure a handful.
Better be game on if you’re gonna be around me today. Or I might eat you alive.
Nope, not in a bad mood, feel groovy.
And it’s not my prowling around time of who is the lucky man to get a little piece of my saucy self, oh you’re hard at work, sorry not sorry. Now go shut your office door you slut.

Wait.. what’s the question again.
C’Mon and ride the train, let’s go.
Where’s my conductor?

Bad decisions make our panties very wet, yes?

 

[Trekka]

I’m feeling edgy today. A pinch Claustrophobic. Feisty. For damn sure a handful.
Better be game on if you’re gonna be around me today. Or I might eat you alive.
Nope, not in a bad mood, feel groovy.
And it’s not my prowling around time of who is the lucky man to get a little piece of my saucy self, oh you’re hard at work, sorry not sorry. Now go shut your office door you slut.

Wait.. what’s the question again.
C’Mon and ride the train, let’s go.
Where’s my conductor?

Bad decisions make our panties very wet, yes?

Not in a bad mood she says!
This girl.
Cracks me up.
.
.
.
.
I got yer train conductor right here.
Let’s get this party started.

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[LizVegas79]

Men: rate your awareness of pheromones/where a woman is at in her cycle/how much attention you pay to the timing of things/do we even care if a full moon is coming in addition to the estrogen surge or what?

Ladies: rate how much you swing from GTFO to gang bang me now please during a given month/do you note a difference at all/do you believe in man-PMS?

Sincerely,
It’s Day 7 and I’m about to make some bad decisions

Oh 0 to 10 every month at least once, sometimes twice or more! Especially while I was making the transition from the pill to an IUD.

I don't know that I believe in man-PMS but they sure do get moody. Especially when I fall a little behind on my "wifely duties" lol. Also, my guy is a little older than me and his hormones (aka libido) is definitely starting to show signs of slowing down.

So about these bad decisions you're considering making, Trekka .... deets please!

 

[SMNaughtywife]

Not in a bad mood she says!
This girl.
Cracks me up.
.
.
.
.
I got yer train conductor right here.
Let’s get this party started.

Slaps your ass.
Let’s go with cheeky with a dollup of are you ready yet?


C'mere next to me on the bed.
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[Trekka]

Oh, I’m ready...

https://64.media.tumblr.com/54734b85902e0e3ae0df13e413469607/tumblr_pmajhkEf2y1y1j7pro1_400.jpg

 

[GiggLeGasm]

Ladies: rate how much you swing from GTFO to gang bang me now please during a given month/do you note a difference at all/do you believe in man-PMS?

I don't believe in man-pms.. I'm not sure how I feel about woman-pms.. it's not a thing for me..

My GTFO vs BangMe me scale has little to do with a monthly cycle and more to do with the connection I feel with a person. When you think about it, isn't orgasm the best thing for a mood?

 

[Endless_Night]

< She’s sharpening her nails and lacing up her boots, I’d guess
Sun’s goin down soon
Feeding time, yanno?

I’m picturing New Orleans.
I’m picturing Bourbon Street.
I’m picturing vampire huntress.

< C’Mon and ride the train, let’s go. >

And - I can even get there on a train.


With mah permanent-observer notebook.

 

[Trekka]

^Enny, I can be in NOLA in ~ 8 hrs. Lemme find my pasties and my light up hooker heels and I’ll be all set to go.

Speaking of sugar and spice and everything nice....
Let’s get all warm and fuzzy.
Hold hands, even.
Maybe a friendly grope

What’s a small act of kindness that was once shown to you, that you will never forget?

 

[Endless_Night]

^
*chest bump*
*booty bump*

I'll even sit in your lap. Or you can sit in mine. (I can't remember who is bigger. )


I can be there in six.

 

[Endless_Night]

< What’s a small act of kindness that was once shown to you, that you will never forget?

Hmmm. This is a tough one. It shouldn’t be, but it is.

I don’t *accept* well. Perhaps a hangover from being on my own so young, when a lot of *kindness* offered came attached with a price. I tend to view random kindness with suspicion. I have zero interest in feeling obligated.

Or maybe it’s just the reserve of my nature. I can be generous, and often am, but I’m wary of (and have little interest in) too much reciprocal generosity.

Or maybe I just don’t get kindness. I am empathetic to a fault, often sympathetic, but rarely kind….


Oh, man! What a question, Trekka! I had no idea I was so weird.

Let’s see….

*wracks brain*

I appreciate the kindness I’ve been shown on Lit. People who’ve bothered to laugh at my silliness, respond to my posts, and made me feel included. Will that do?

 

[Corbal]

^Enny, I can be in NOLA in ~ 8 hrs. Lemme find my pasties and my light up hooker heels and I’ll be all set to go.

Speaking of sugar and spice and everything nice....
Let’s get all warm and fuzzy.
Hold hands, even.
Maybe a friendly grope

What’s a small act of kindness that was once shown to you, that you will never forget?

I jerked off this dude for free once and he gave me $10.

I used that ten bucks on a pack of smokes and 7-eleven nachos.

It was a good day.

 

[QuietCanadian]

One time I bought this chick a pack of smokes and some 7 Eleven nachos and she gave me a handy.

I would've been happy with a couple nachos.

 

[Corbal]

One time I bought this chick a pack of smokes and some 7 Eleven nachos and she gave me a handy.

I would've been happy with a couple nachos.

Best. Post. Today.

 

[QuietCanadian]

Best. Post. Today.

These are the moments that define the road show.

 

[SMNaughtywife]

Best act of kindness and from a stranger too.

I was having a meltdown on the 5th floor roof patio. It was cold and I sat there with a box of Kleenex for almost an hour. A women came up to me with a coffee, a few creamers and said “I promise you won’t feel like this forever. Keep going.”
No questions or small talk, gave me the warmest smile and walked away.

 

[numeniusa]

Moon stuff: I was hopelessly irregular my entire bleeding life, but I always knew where I was in my cycle by how much I was irrationally angry with my dishwasher

Acts of kindness: a man paid for my man and me on a tram thing in Istanbul because we just couldn't work out the ticketing system and didn't have coins/small enough notes. We were just giving up and getting off when he stepped up, and it would have been a shame to miss the trip. I know there are huge problems with the leadership in Turkey and many human rights issues there, but the Turkish people individually are amongst the warmest and most hospitable I've met.

 

[Wand3rlust]

I get really horny just before.... then the week after as well.

Really notice it.

 

[SMNaughtywife]

This question has been brewing for a long time. Popped back with Aussie answering my previous question on doing something wild with no consequences- her pondering who’s on her hit list. (Playfully of course. Thank you legal)
And I’ve seen it before, people upset and talk of throat punching or knee/ball/body bashing. There’s other creative genius ideas as well.

So my question is: If put in a situation, do you think you’re capable of physically violence? Is justified aggression really deserved in some cases?

*****Ok! Hold up.*****
I’m no way pointing out people here wanting to throat punch (or other said action) to whom ever for what ever reason- none of my business. So I’m absolutely NOT calling anyone out of that. My question is more so directed to if one can say it, can one act on it as well.

 

[hotwords229_A]

We are all capable of violence—we’re animals. Even the cutest, sweetest puppy will bite if it feels threatened.

I hate violence and try to avoid it at most costs, but if I look back I’ve been involved in more than my share of fights—fists and otherwise.

A great man once said, “Sometimes shit happens, someone has to deal with it and who ya gonna call?”

 

[QuietCanadian]

So my question is: If put in a situation, do you think you’re capable of physically violence? Is justified aggression really deserved in some cases?

I'm not one for physical violence, even if I might threaten a throat punch from time to time. I'm sure there is a situation that could play out that ends in the necessity, but I've not found that yet and I'm not going to seek them out. Is it ever deserved? I don't know. When I think of the worst things that could possibly happen to people, I could see it and I'd be hard pressed to judge someone negatively for it, but is it justified? I don't know but I guess probably. I'm thinking of social justice protests. I don't want that to be the answer, I don't think it is, but at some point if your voices aren't heard (for centuries to boot), I understand why it could come to that.

I like my aggression to end in cuddling.

 

[Orchidea73]

We are all capable of violence—we’re animals. Even the cutest, sweetest puppy will bite if it feels threatened.

This!