Litiquette VII

My ability to provide high quality sex to my partner is:

  • I am without a doubt the highest quality sex partner there is. I will make you cum and I will cum, a

    Votes: 54 25.2%
  • I have more kinks than most, nothing inappropriate but you’ll be shocked at what I like

    Votes: 107 50.0%
  • I’m good. I get the job done, not much flair but there’ll be no need for masturbation after

    Votes: 46 21.5%
  • I mostly provide sex as a service. I’ve never really enjoyed it so I won’t seek it out, but when ask

    Votes: 1 0.5%
  • I’m as vanilla as it gets. I hope you have a great imagination, you’ll likely need it to keep things

    Votes: 6 2.8%

  • Total voters
    214
I am too much of a crotch watcher. It's harmless, I know, but it's a habit I started ages ago and just can't shake.

You can’t shake the crotch? That’s unfortunate. :D

I sometimes eat before bed.
I have a bit of a sugar addiction.
I don’t go to the dentist as often as I should.
I think about exercising more than I do it.
 
Shower beers are one of the best things invented. They are not wrong!

I am a regular at the deli counter. I know there's nothing healthy there, but I love a good sandwich, so I still buy all the deli meats. I share some streaming accounts with a friend, split the cost and such. I know, I'm freaking reckless.

What about a pint glass filled with wine?

I’m pondering a new term, shower drinker.
Guilty.

I've bought a lot of earrings lately... :)

Any hoops?
Those are my fav. 💜 Pretty much all I wear with a few exceptions.
 
Confessions? hmmm... This is like when they ask you for weaknesses in a job interview and you answer, "I work too hard."

hmm.. I own wayyyy too much of the following:

Shoes
Mascara
Cleaning Products
 
Heroin.

Just kidding.

I eat Chick-Fil-A too much.

I drink too many Coke Zeros.

I eat chicken wings about 4-5 times a week.

I own more clothes and shoes than any straight man should.

I’m a little OCD about how my shoes and clothes are organized.
 
I am too much of a crotch watcher. It's harmless, I know, but it's a habit I started ages ago and just can't shake.
What do I do that I know I really shouldn’t?

-engage in political arguments with my family members
-induce multiple shopping-gasms
-talk to my boss unsupervised when I’m feelin a rant comin on

And tonight? I ate too many tortilla chips.
 
Heroin.

Just kidding.

I eat Chick-Fil-A too much.

I drink too many Coke Zeros.

I eat chicken wings about 4-5 times a week.

I own more clothes and shoes than any straight man should.

I’m a little OCD about how my shoes and clothes are organized.

How about robes? ;)
 
My one real vice is chocolate. Particularly when under stress. I’m particular as to what kind of chocolate I’ll eat, but it definitely qualifies as a sugar problem. Usually I just abstain. Easier. *shrug*

It could be said that I give some people way more chances than they merit. True. Fortunately, it's a rare, rare thing I attach, in platonic or romantic love.

I have never heard of this hot-shower cold-alcohol thing. Seems like the shower aspect might make drinking…a tad difficult. :confused:

I have, however, indulged in an icy cold Topo Chico while soaking in a hot bubble bath. No alcohol, but similar idea.
 
I don't do too many things to excess but have a few vices.
I love food and why does the bad food always have to taste so good.
Im too invested in sport, mostly watching it these days
Im a smoker.....for now, it's ok Indie :D
I love my scotch, single malt or a blended with coke
I still enjoy recreational drugs, but not anywhere to the extent i did when younger.
And for the last couple of years probably spent too much time here lol
 
Its filthy Friday and Trekka and I have been very bad girls this week neglecting this little gem.

Man, what a long week, right!
So, what’s your plan tonight to bring in the weekend.

Me. I made up a fancy meat, cheese, crackers, olives and grapes tray. Blue Moon with an orange slice.
My news junkie husband needs to put away that damn iPad. Pondering pulling out a classy (i really mean slutty) outfit rocking some cleavage and showing off some legs to get his attention it seems.
 
Its filthy Friday and Trekka and I have been very bad girls this week neglecting this little gem.

Man, what a long week, right!
So, what’s your plan tonight to bring in the weekend.

Me. I made up a fancy meat, cheese, crackers, olives and grapes tray. Blue Moon with an orange slice.
My news junkie husband needs to put away that damn iPad. Pondering pulling out a classy (i really mean slutty) outfit rocking some cleavage and showing off some legs to get his attention it seems.

You have my attention ;)
 
Its filthy Friday and Trekka and I have been very bad girls this week neglecting this little gem.

Man, what a long week, right!
So, what’s your plan tonight to bring in the weekend.

Me. I made up a fancy meat, cheese, crackers, olives and grapes tray. Blue Moon with an orange slice.
My news junkie husband needs to put away that damn iPad. Pondering pulling out a classy (i really mean slutty) outfit rocking some cleavage and showing off some legs to get his attention it seems.

It wasn't my plan but I ended up spending the evening proofing/editing a friend's book. Probably what I will be doing all weekend.
 
Good morning.
I’ve got a li’l skip on my step and full of smiles to last me all day. Possibly into tomorrow.

If you could break the rules/law for a day without consequences, what would you do?
Let’s stay away from the gory stuff and payback to the ex’s. 😉
 
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