Litiquette VII

My ability to provide high quality sex to my partner is:

  • I am without a doubt the highest quality sex partner there is. I will make you cum and I will cum, a

    Votes: 54 25.2%
  • I have more kinks than most, nothing inappropriate but you’ll be shocked at what I like

    Votes: 107 50.0%
  • I’m good. I get the job done, not much flair but there’ll be no need for masturbation after

    Votes: 46 21.5%
  • I mostly provide sex as a service. I’ve never really enjoyed it so I won’t seek it out, but when ask

    Votes: 1 0.5%
  • I’m as vanilla as it gets. I hope you have a great imagination, you’ll likely need it to keep things

    Votes: 6 2.8%

  • Total voters
    214
Hope everyone had a good Halloween and possibly a teensy slice of near-normal.
Whole new month! And it’s Sunday.
It’s a big chore day here.

So I was thinking: dirty jobs.
We just had the pleasure of cleaning out a 60 gallon turtle tank!
Shudders.

So are you a roll up yer sleeves and git er done kinda person?
Or are you hiring the fish tank man?
Got a little dirt under the fingernails?
(Mine are freshly manicured and I just scrubbed off the turtle goo) —> fun fact

Bonus points for funny dirty jobs stories.
I’m about to go clean the fridge out and then play with compost :D

you know my answer already, i think. it’s not that i’m lazy, it’s just there is always someone who would do a better job of it. i’m picky like that.
 
Oh, goodness! :eek:

How did I miss that Trekka was auditioning possible e-partners?

I feel, in this time of great strife and uncertainty, that it would be a great boon, if we, the people, got to know who possibly made the e-cut.

You know, as a public service for those of us who live vicariously.

:p
 
I own multiple pairs of coveralls...

I get in, get filthy, and get out.

I've artificially inseminated cows, excavated a basement, changed the brakes on my car, etc. I'm still not keen on blowjobs, though.

It never occurred to me that I could outsource the shit I didn't want to do for the longest of times. Now, I'm definitely more willing to pay someone who could do a better job than me and quicker.
Sure, I could sheetrock the garage, but that's a pain in the ass and the professionals can knock it out in a day. I'm not competing with that!
 
Oh, goodness! :eek:

How did I miss that Trekka was auditioning possible e-partners?

I feel, in this time of great strife and uncertainty, that it would be a great boon, if we, the people, got to know who possibly made the e-cut.

You know, as a public service for those of us who live vicariously.

:p

Because she’s a little slut that’s why!
And I’m not even sugar coating it either.
🤣😊

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My answer to her question ...

Yeah, I don’t mind getting dirty. And I’ll second Honey’s response too.

And on a side note, I have sooooo much Halloween candy left.
No avocado toast for me this morning. I’m thinking toasted bagel, Nutella and sprinkle on some Snicker bars. Pair that with my espresso and I’m golden.
 
Happy Monday ya’ll.
I’m not from the south, but I do like the way it rolls of my lips.

Ok. Here we go.

How far out do you plan and organize your life?
Is your 2021 calendar already filling up with dinner dates, vacations and epic birthday parties?
Any solid plans for 2022?
 
I'd audition but it would just kinda be like Coltrane trying out for Huey Lewis and the News, ya know? :cool: :p

I feel - most strongly - this deserves a clever, witty response.

However, being a musical ignoramus, I have no idea what it should be. 😂

Because she’s a little slut that’s why!
And I’m not even sugar coating it either.
🤣😊

Still waiting for that list.

:p
 
< How far out do you plan and organize your life? Is your 2021 calendar already filling up with dinner dates, vacations and epic birthday parties? Any solid plans for 2022?

To the Nth degree. Because I'm one of those crazed, neurotic controls freaks you hear about.

Next year? A couple of things for 2021 but no solid dates. This whole uncertainly bubble that's engulfed 2020 has wreaked havoc with my emotional state.

I NEED STABILITY SO I CAN ORGANIZE

:eek:
 
Happy Monday ya’ll.
I’m not from the south, but I do like the way it rolls of my lips.

Ok. Here we go.

How far out do you plan and organize your life?
Is your 2021 calendar already filling up with dinner dates, vacations and epic birthday parties?
Any solid plans for 2022?

I usually like to have a few trips and holidays booked. 2021 will hopefully contain all the trips that didn't happen this year, but I'm somewhat doubtful they'll happen. I'm holding seats on a flight back from Sardinia next September, couldn't cancel it only reschedule. I've booked a week in Wales and a week by the English seaside just in case foreign travel is still not happening. And I have loads of theatre vouchers from cancelled performances :(

2022? There's a train cruise thing I fancy, starting with the Orient Express. And a postponed family wedding will be on, we hope.
 
Are you outsourcing that now, too?

Hell yes I am!

Happy Monday ya’ll.
I’m not from the south, but I do like the way it rolls of my lips.

Ok. Here we go.

How far out do you plan and organize your life?
Is your 2021 calendar already filling up with dinner dates, vacations and epic birthday parties?
Any solid plans for 2022?

Not. A. Thing. I have no plans for the future.
 
< 2022? There's a train cruise thing I fancy, starting with the Orient Express. And a postponed family wedding will be on, we hope.

Oh! Is that the one with the restored 1920s/1930s Wagon-Lit cars? Doing the original Istanbul route is on my bucket list! :cattail:

If travel is ever again permitted….

*sigh*
 
It’s lunchtime and I have no plans for what to eat. I didn’t realize lunch was going to happen again today. Seems like a pattern, but you can never be sure.

That’s why I don’t spend much time thinking about the future.

If I have to plan, I will, but I like making things up as I go. I find that when I make plans I end up not wanting to do them when the time comes. I’m much more of a “what do I feel like doing right now” kind of guy.
 
I have zero planned in 2021, mostly because of these uncertain and unprecedented times... once the times are certain and precedented again I'll get back to scheduling.

I do love a good schedule, though. Even on vacay. Give me a colour coded spreadsheet. I'll even schedule in "free time."
 
Happy Monday ya’ll.
I’m not from the south, but I do like the way it rolls of my lips.

Ok. Here we go.

How far out do you plan and organize your life?
Is your 2021 calendar already filling up with dinner dates, vacations and epic birthday parties?
Any solid plans for 2022?

I plan ahead but I don't obsess over it or get all torn up inside if things fall through.

Household repairs or projects which involve outside resources or material purchases get scheduled due to monies involved.

Getting together with friends or with family is generally decided on a few hours or days in advance.

Vacations and training classes for recreational hobbies do get planned and generally paid for in advance. Vacation trips I'd hoped for this year fell through due to the pandemic. So I'm tentatively planning two trips for the upcoming year.
 
Favorite train trip thus far has been the Bernina Express scenic route from Tirano, Italy to Chur, Switzerland . . . a delight for the eyes, but tough on the neck with all the head turning. :D
 
I can't say I'm a huge planner. I have some things planned ahead. Like Vacations. But not necessarily what we'll do on that vacation. I like to play it by ear. This year it'll be 8 of us.6 being the youngins. So there's always a chance they'll want to have their own time.
I wish I was more organized, but when it comes down to it, I can't be bothered. :eek:
 
Planning is important... however, executing the plan is most important.

A good plan executed violently is much better than a perfect plan never executed. JS ;)
 
I’m a so so planner. Vacations for next year tentatively penciled in. But I’m known for some spontaneous outings too.

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Today’s question:

Confession time.
What do you do that you know you really shouldn’t?
Light heart to spill the beans, your call.

I’ll start it out.

• I visit the tanning bed once a week or so in the winter. Nothing crazy. Mostly on keep some color, VitD and it makes me happy. You’d never know, my skin is still pretty fair.

• I’m guilty at times of turning up the water heater to HOT and taking the longest shower ever. Ok. This is a weekly thing. And! I’ll drink a beer or glass of wine while partaking in this steamy heaven.

• In the winter, I’ll open a window a little bit for some fresh air while it’s 20F out and the heat is on. I like the fresh air.

That’s all I’m willing to confess to at the moment. 😇
 
Yeah, im pretty spontaneous but I like to plan a vacation or two in advance. Occasionally I'll even go so far as to make dinner reservations. But I would not say I'm a planner.

As far as what I do that I shouldn't? This.
 
Shower beers are one of the best things invented. They are not wrong!

I am a regular at the deli counter. I know there's nothing healthy there, but I love a good sandwich, so I still buy all the deli meats. I share some streaming accounts with a friend, split the cost and such. I know, I'm freaking reckless.
 
I bite my nails from time to time. It used to be way worse but I've managed to calm that habit down.

I smell almost everything. It can be a bit disturbing to watch and experience first hand 🤢

I'm also fond of a really hot "buzzed" shower. I don't think there's anything wrong with that.
 
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