Lastingimpressions
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I'll occasionally pull out hairs around my jaw and chin. I think it's a stress thing.
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I am too much of a crotch watcher. It's harmless, I know, but it's a habit I started ages ago and just can't shake.

Shower beers are one of the best things invented. They are not wrong!
I am a regular at the deli counter. I know there's nothing healthy there, but I love a good sandwich, so I still buy all the deli meats. I share some streaming accounts with a friend, split the cost and such. I know, I'm freaking reckless.
I've bought a lot of earrings lately...![]()
What about a pint glass filled with wine?
I’m pondering a new term, shower drinker.
Guilty.
This would not deter me. I say it's still all good. I might try it.
Just don’t forget your paper bag.
What do I do that I know I really shouldn’t?I am too much of a crotch watcher. It's harmless, I know, but it's a habit I started ages ago and just can't shake.
Heroin.
Just kidding.
I eat Chick-Fil-A too much.
I drink too many Coke Zeros.
I eat chicken wings about 4-5 times a week.
I own more clothes and shoes than any straight man should.
I’m a little OCD about how my shoes and clothes are organized.
How about robes?![]()
How about robes?![]()
Pants with crabs on them?
< Are you mocking me!? I have pants with lobsters on them. I have shorts with crabs on them.

Are you mocking me!? I have pants with lobsters on them. I have shorts with crabs on them.
I knew I wouldn't get it right.
Lobster pants. Is it really so hard?!??
But crab shorts. It is a little.
I’m sorry you all have crustacean free clothing. It makes me sad for you all.
Perhaps I should send you all gift cards so you can get your own Go To Hell Pants.

My kids have those. Vineyard Vines.
Gift cards to Zubaz, it sounds like.
Its filthy Friday and Trekka and I have been very bad girls this week neglecting this little gem.
Man, what a long week, right!
So, what’s your plan tonight to bring in the weekend.
Me. I made up a fancy meat, cheese, crackers, olives and grapes tray. Blue Moon with an orange slice.
My news junkie husband needs to put away that damn iPad. Pondering pulling out a classy (i really mean slutty) outfit rocking some cleavage and showing off some legs to get his attention it seems.
Its filthy Friday and Trekka and I have been very bad girls this week neglecting this little gem.
Man, what a long week, right!
So, what’s your plan tonight to bring in the weekend.
Me. I made up a fancy meat, cheese, crackers, olives and grapes tray. Blue Moon with an orange slice.
My news junkie husband needs to put away that damn iPad. Pondering pulling out a classy (i really mean slutty) outfit rocking some cleavage and showing off some legs to get his attention it seems.