Litiquette VII

[SassySheDevil]

Good morning.
I’ve got a li’l skip on my step and full of smiles to last me all day. Possibly into tomorrow.

If you could break the rules/law for a day without consequences, what would you do?
Let’s stay away from the gory stuff and payback to the ex’s.

I will think about this and come back. But I'm giggling over how saucy you've been the last few days...

 

[SMNaughtywife]

I will think about this and come back. But I'm giggling over how saucy you've been the last few days...

Laughs and laughs...
Me, a saucy little minx, that’s a possibility.


And to add to that, the real foutball is on today.
Let’s go blue. ️
None of that handball crap.
Well, and some are taking another weekend off.

Giggling.

Ok, my rule breaking is gonna be an all day kinda thing.
First, I’m ignoring all the barricades, alarms, please do not touch the art in The Louvre and MoMa. I’ll wear gloves, I’m okay with that. But I want to get up close and see brush marks, the under painting and globs of dried oil paint.

 

[QuietCanadian]

I'd stroll into the pitch at Emirates or Anfield. Take my shoes off, feel the grass, look up at the stands, maybe even have a beer at half.

 

[Endless_Night]

I’m going with something simple. Full spa day! Deep tissue massage, salt scrub, facial, pedi, maybe round things up with a little shiatsu.

*wiggles like a puppy*

Spas in our area are currently closed, or at least limiting operation. Hardly something I’d feel justified in indulging.

BUT IT HAS BEEN FOREVER

*sigh*

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Good morning.
I’ve got a li’l skip on my step and full of smiles to last me all day. Possibly into tomorrow.

If you could break the rules/law for a day without consequences, what would you do?
Let’s stay away from the gory stuff and payback to the ex’s.

Is it terrible that this question got me pondering who is actually on my "hit list"? Yes? Thought so

 

[numeniusa]

I'd like to fuck on one of those ancient four-poster beds you see in castles and stately homes. You know, where kings and queens have gone at it. It would be problematic, they always look really short because people weren't as tall then as we all are now. A human jigsaw to fit all the limbs in. But yes, that's what I'd do.

Afterthought: I did go round the Royal Yacht Britannia a few years ago, which included a peek at the bedroom where Charles and Diana spent the first night of their honeymoon. *shudders*. I'm not including that one on my list.

 

[Trekka]

Good morning.
I’ve got a li’l skip on my step and full of smiles to last me all day. Possibly into tomorrow.

If you could break the rules/law for a day without consequences, what would you do?
Let’s stay away from the gory stuff and payback to the ex’s.

no consequences?? you're sure??

i'd eat all the cake while i maxed out every credit card i have as i shop/text/drive north @ speeds well above the limit to meet up with a very sassy lady.

and i'd bring a hairbrush, hand it to her, and bend over upon my arrival.

 

[Endless_Night]

Oh! Can we do bad stuff? I have a new neighbor I'd consider sicking NRJ on.

 

[Mr_bogey]

I'd like to fuck on one of those ancient four-poster beds you see in castles and stately homes. You know, where kings and queens have gone at it. It would be problematic, they always look really short because people weren't as tall then as we all are now. A human jigsaw to fit all the limbs in. But yes, that's what I'd do.

Afterthought: I did go round the Royal Yacht Britannia a few years ago, which included a peek at the bedroom where Charles and Diana spent the first night of their honeymoon. *shudders*. I'm not including that one on my list.

I happen to have one of those beds though one of the posts is broken. Dead posts tell no tales.

 

[QuietCanadian]

Oh! Can we do bad stuff? I have a new neighbor I'd consider sicking NRJ on.

I dunno, none of that sounded bad.

 

[parker77]

Good morning.
I’ve got a li’l skip on my step and full of smiles to last me all day. Possibly into tomorrow.

If you could break the rules/law for a day without consequences, what would you do?
Let’s stay away from the gory stuff and payback to the ex’s.

i have too many to do to fit them in a single day.

 

[GiggLeGasm]

Not follow the rules???

I'd have a problem.
All hell would break loose
And all you crazy people would do stupid shit
And end up in the hospital
And the whole time I'm trying to even get orders for you, I'd hear
Crying and Yelling and Expecting me to like the thought
of a sponge bath

I'd ignore every call light
Get dirty in the break room with Dr. "What'sThatYou'reWearing"
MmmHmm.. I've got your sponge bath right here, Mr. "YourWHAThurts?"
And no, I don't think one of us should get off before 7
I'd go home, strip naked, climb into the bath
And post every last secret you shared on social media

*Smooths skirt*
But there are rules
So you're all safe

 

[Trekka]

Not follow the rules???

I'd have a problem.
All hell would break loose
And all you crazy people would do stupid shit
And end up in the hospital
And the whole time I'm trying to even get orders for you, I'd hear
Crying and Yelling and Expecting me to like the thought
of a sponge bath

I'd ignore every call light
Get dirty in the break room with Dr. "What'sThatYou'reWearing"
MmmHmm.. I've got your sponge bath right here, Mr. "YourWHAThurts?"
And no, I don't think one of us should get off before 7
I'd go home, strip naked, climb into the bath
And post every last secret you shared on social media

*Smooths skirt*
But there are rules
So you're all safe

LOL!
WE HAVE A WINNER!

 

[NeonSubtlety]

Is this how dominant women are formed? Like coal turning to diamond under pressure?

 

[Endless_Night]

Is this how dominant women are formed? Like coal turning to diamond under pressure?

I am stealing this^ to use….idk, somewhere.


It's also possibly I might now be just slightly afraid of GiggleGasm.

 

[QuietCanadian]

Not follow the rules???

I'd have a problem.
All hell would break loose
And all you crazy people would do stupid shit
And end up in the hospital
And the whole time I'm trying to even get orders for you, I'd hear
Crying and Yelling and Expecting me to like the thought
of a sponge bath

I'd ignore every call light
Get dirty in the break room with Dr. "What'sThatYou'reWearing"
MmmHmm.. I've got your sponge bath right here, Mr. "YourWHAThurts?"
And no, I don't think one of us should get off before 7
I'd go home, strip naked, climb into the bath
And post every last secret you shared on social media

*Smooths skirt*
But there are rules
So you're all safe

I think I need to sit down.

 

[tnman03]

I am stealing this^ to use….idk, somewhere.


It's also possibly I might now be just slightly afraid of GiggleGasm.

If you ever take some time and have a friendly talk with her you'll quickly find she's every bit as sharp and witty as her aberration of rules post illustrated.

One of the guaranteed constant's of Lit is it's filled with some super sharp, quick-thinking ladies.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I keep trying to think of what I would do with no laws or consequences and I can’t think of anything. I think that either means I’m a really good person or a total deviant that doesn’t need the “what if” scenario to do what I would do anyway.

 

[tnman03]

I keep trying to think of what I would do with no laws or consequences and I can’t think of anything. I think that either means I’m a really good person or a total deviant that doesn’t need the “what if” scenario to do what I would do anyway.

Nah...it just means your not a sociopath and that your values-based background balances morality and kink in a way that suits your personality, doesn't it?

 

[Trekka]

Nah...it just means your not a sociopath and that your values-based background balances morality and kink in a way that suits your personality, doesn't it?

I feel like you guys are flirting.
Carry on.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Nah...it just means your not a sociopath and that your values-based background balances morality and kink in a way that suits your personality, doesn't it?

That’s exactly what my lawyer tells the judge.

 

[Trekka]

Men: rate your awareness of pheromones/where a woman is at in her cycle/how much attention you pay to the timing of things/do we even care if a full moon is coming in addition to the estrogen surge or what?

Ladies: rate how much you swing from GTFO to gang bang me now please during a given month/do you note a difference at all/do you believe in man-PMS?

Sincerely,
It’s Day 7 and I’m about to make some bad decisions

 

[Endless_Night]

I feel like you guys are flirting.
Carry on.

Now see, I thought it was a succinct, yet compelling, character analysis gleaned from tnman’s acute observational skills and time served on the board.



Or flirting.

That’s exactly what my lawyer tells the judge.

I feel like you guys are flirting. >

Are they still flirting? I can't tell.

 

[Endless_Night]

< Ladies: rate how much you swing from GTFO to gang bang me now please during a given month/do you note a difference at all/do you believe in man-PMS? >

There have been times where once or twice a year I might get hit with a crampy, heavy, extra uncomfortable period. Otherwise, nope. I do not notice a difference.

PMS is cyclic, so no, I guess man-PMS is a non-starter for me. Male menopause (milder than female version, of course) makes marginally more sense.

 

[QuietCanadian]

Men: rate your awareness of pheromones/where a woman is at in her cycle/how much attention you pay to the timing of things/do we even care if a full moon is coming in addition to the estrogen surge or what?

Ladies: rate how much you swing from GTFO to gang bang me now please during a given month/do you note a difference at all/do you believe in man-PMS?

Sincerely,
It’s Day 7 and I’m about to make some bad decisions

On a scale of one to what? Ten? Seven? Five? Does it made it sound like I won't rate myself a one if I ask about scale details? Although if that signature was used often, is feel far more confident. Bad decisions are good, no?