Litiquette VII

My ability to provide high quality sex to my partner is:

  • I am without a doubt the highest quality sex partner there is. I will make you cum and I will cum, a

    Votes: 54 25.2%
  • I have more kinks than most, nothing inappropriate but you’ll be shocked at what I like

    Votes: 107 50.0%
  • I’m good. I get the job done, not much flair but there’ll be no need for masturbation after

    Votes: 46 21.5%
  • I mostly provide sex as a service. I’ve never really enjoyed it so I won’t seek it out, but when ask

    Votes: 1 0.5%
  • I’m as vanilla as it gets. I hope you have a great imagination, you’ll likely need it to keep things

    Votes: 6 2.8%

  • Total voters
    214
All teasing aside, I know that Pmann is resoundingly heterosexual. As are many of the men who were kind enough to play along with today's question.


That being said, if any of you straight fellas ever want to discuss the finer points of what it might be like to feel another man's gobbleknob in your hand, mouth or otherwise... I'm listening.

;)
 
All teasing aside, I know that Pmann is resoundingly heterosexual. As are many of the men who were kind enough to play along with today's question.


That being said, if any of you straight fellas ever want to discuss the finer points of what it might be like to feel another man's gobbleknob in your hand, mouth or otherwise... I'm listening.

;)

Said the spider to the fly ;)
 
I loved Honey's answer to this.

I've definitely got a sapio vibe to me and fall somewhere in the middle of the kinsey scale.

I like men a lot and I'm fairly partial to women although I've never gone full sex with a woman. I've kissed girls, been naked and cuddles girls but never anything other than my naked thigh has touched another vagina in any kind of sexual contact (that thigh to vag grind was pretty nice, though).

And like Suz, I'll definitely assist as necessary to facilitate some heteroflexibilty in my male mates. It's what a good friend does, right?
 
In real life, I have no desire for dudes at all, but when my fingers do the walking, my mind can be surprisingly open.

I think this is true for a lot of us, don't you all agree? Not necessarily in this area, but in general. i know i get up to a lot of shenanigans in the dark little corners of my mind that i don't have any desire to make happen for real. But that's part of the fun of it, too. :devil:
 
All teasing aside, I know that Pmann is resoundingly heterosexual. As are many of the men who were kind enough to play along with today's question.


That being said, if any of you straight fellas ever want to discuss the finer points of what it might be like to feel another man's gobbleknob in your hand, mouth or otherwise... I'm listening.

;)

I feel like following you around with bottles of wine would be fun. 😜
 
I feel like following you around with bottles of wine would be fun. 😜

Likewise :)

Let’s see...
This is good fodder for a Q...

Beer? Wine? Liquor? Soda Pop? Pellegrino with a slice of lime?
What would you wanna see a-flowin at a get together? Why?

Bonus: Who would follow around with a bottle of _____ ?
 
Likewise :)

Let’s see...
This is good fodder for a Q...

Beer? Wine? Liquor? Soda Pop? Pellegrino with a slice of lime?
What would you wanna see a-flowin at a get together? Why?

Bonus: Who would follow around with a bottle of _____ ?

If its and outdoor setting then top notch beer and mixed drinks. Indoor settings a cocktail and wine bar.

I can think of a person or two I'd love to have following with their favorite wine or beer. ;)
 
Likewise :)

Let’s see...
This is good fodder for a Q...

Beer? Wine? Liquor? Soda Pop? Pellegrino with a slice of lime?
What would you wanna see a-flowin at a get together? Why?

Bonus: Who would follow around with a bottle of _____ ?

I'm partial to beer, I always ask what is on tap, but I don't really drink all that much. It's less and enjoy it more... but it depends on the gathering? Are we out in the heat by a pool or the beach? Then likely a mojito... or two. Yes, that sounds perfect for the sun. Which is not what is out here. Here just watch the rain with some wine I guess.

Hmmm, I think the answer is follow Sassy with her bottle of wine following you.
 
Sassy’s following Suz
I’m following Sassy
Get with the program QC ;)
 
Just to sidetrack for a moment, I would totally subscribe to the "Suz_anne's Blog to Slob on the Gobbleknob" thread. :D
 
Likewise :)

Let’s see...
This is good fodder for a Q...

Beer? Wine? Liquor? Soda Pop? Pellegrino with a slice of lime?
What would you wanna see a-flowin at a get together? Why?

Bonus: Who would follow around with a bottle of _____ ?
It has to be an all kind of thing. If I'm being good. I have to be somewhat sugar free.. (which is highly boring)
So I'll bring insulin!! ;)
Hmmm, I think the answer is follow Sassy with her bottle of wine following you.

Sassy’s following Suz
I’m following Sassy
Get with the program QC ;)
This is going to get fun... At this rate. Suz will totally lose all hope of a filter!! :D
Just to sidetrack for a moment, I would totally subscribe to the "Suz_anne's Blog to Slob on the Gobbleknob" thread. :D

ME THREEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D
 
It has to be an all kind of thing. If I'm being good. I have to be somewhat sugar free.. (which is highly boring)
So I'll bring insulin!! ;)



This is going to get fun... At this rate. Suz will totally lose all hope of a filter!! :D


ME THREEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D
Alrighty folks-
A question from SMNaughty who’s on the road heading home from her latest road trip:

8hrs left of driving and I’ve got the bitter sweet of a vacation ending.
Already planning my next get away.
So who’s an early riser “Let’s get home and power through this drive?” kinda trip-ender
Or a speed demon +10mph over the speed limit and eat on the go. With screens and work in the back of your mind?
Or are you more “Why the rush to get back to RL?” Savor every minute away, RL can wait?

Bonus question: Fave car snack?
 
<<<Early riser here who'll push on and keep on in order to get home and sleep in my own bed after a trip or vacation. The return trip exceptions being if I have planned detours or side trips on my mind or see something I think is too cool not to stop and take a look at it.

And while I used to be a regular speed demon, stupidly so I might add, I'm not now. I tend to keep the speed down to a level that's not going to draw notice and let the other idiots blow past me.

Fave car snack is either beef or turkey jerky and corn nuts.
 
It all depends on what I am leaving. Was I with good friends? If so I linger as long as we can then speed like a bat out of hell to get home.

Otherwise, I probably am more like Tnman and will get up early and stop along the way to see things of interest.

Road snacks. While I don't tend to snack much I'll get a Coke Zero and some Hi-chews. Maybe some fruit instead if it's summer.
 
Because I'm an early riser, I think that extends to the last day vacation thing and I'll be ready to go early. It does depend though, like CA said. Is it a long trip home? Do I have a day or two off after yet? Is my travel dictated by a flight, ferry, train? I'm not a fan of getting home late the night before a return to work (though I would if I was trying time squeeze in a trip), so if it's Sunday and I work tomorrow? I'll be up and ready to go.

I will keep my speed at a level that my risk tolerance can handle, a bit above but you're not going to see me disappear in a flash.

And Dr. Pepper. That's what I need to keep me going. Maybe some sour Skittles.
 
I usually wanna get home because it’s like ripping the band aid off fast versus slow.
Plus I’m craving my own bed.
I’m not a maniac though. I’ll make stops if I want to and have time.
No speeding for me- too many tickets in my history- lol the system works I gave it up.
Favorite car snack used to be Diet Mountain Dew and a bag of regular ole plain M&Ms.
Nowadays it’s coffee with some coffee on the side, and a splash of coffee on top.
 
Alrighty folks-
A question from SMNaughty who’s on the road heading home from her latest road trip:

8hrs left of driving and I’ve got the bitter sweet of a vacation ending.
Already planning my next get away.
So who’s an early riser “Let’s get home and power through this drive?” kinda trip-ender
Or a speed demon +10mph over the speed limit and eat on the go. With screens and work in the back of your mind?
Or are you more “Why the rush to get back to RL?” Savor every minute away, RL can wait?

Bonus question: Fave car snack?

I'm a combo of B and C. I will ride that trip for all its worth but when I get on the road, get out of the left lane please.

Tough to pick a favorite car snack. When we stop, im usually stretching and filling the tank while everyone else hits the snacks. If peanut m&ms or Swedish fish get bought, I'm not saying no.
 
The drive back is all about building expectations. I so missed being able to fuck you when I wanted, where I wanted, and how I wanted...driving slower builds the tension more. Driving faster builds the need more. Snacks? You decide...i am busy driving...
 
Alrighty folks-
A question from SMNaughty who’s on the road heading home from her latest road trip:

8hrs left of driving and I’ve got the bitter sweet of a vacation ending.
Already planning my next get away.
So who’s an early riser “Let’s get home and power through this drive?” kinda trip-ender
Or a speed demon +10mph over the speed limit and eat on the go. With screens and work in the back of your mind?
Or are you more “Why the rush to get back to RL?” Savor every minute away, RL can wait?

Bonus question: Fave car snack?

So many variations... If I'm leaving a hotel. I often want to stay until check out, get my moneys worth, take up the free breakfast. Enjoy the time away.

Prior to my car accident. A long road trip was easy for me. I loved 12 hour a day driving, long trips. Now our biggest trips are often the East side(5-6 hours) or Oregon (often 5-6 hours also) and I can do that.
Much more is kinda hard for me and I need to stretch out and make stops.

I almost always stop for potty breaks and food and that's about it now a days.

I'm a stickler about hotels. So if check in is 4.. I want to be there close to 4. I don't like arriving at 10. Paying $100 for something, and basically just sleeping and checking out in the AM.
I get hotels that have pools (fuck covid) and free breakfast (Fuck covid and their sack breakfast)

If we do an AirBNB, I pick places with lots of things to do. So I want to do them. Pools, hot tubs, ocean etc..

Oregon almost always means lots of stops along the coast on the way home. But once we head inland, I just want to get home.

Eastern Washington is always hitting up all the fruit stands along the way, so that is my snack.

Other wise it's Bang, and Popcorn. Or Coke zero. Beef Jerky. I'm set.

Speed.. Not like I used to. Husband. Led foot. He always seems to do amazing things with my Average Gas mileage though.
 
So many variations... If I'm leaving a hotel. I often want to stay until check out, get my moneys worth, take up the free breakfast. Enjoy the time away.

This reminds me of the Friends where we find out Ross won't check out early and takes all the soaps because they charged him in the room price. And the flowers from the lobby.
 
I usually wanna get home because it’s like ripping the band aid off fast versus slow.
Plus I’m craving my own bed.
I’m not a maniac though. I’ll make stops if I want to and have time.
No speeding for me- too many tickets in my history- lol the system works I gave it up.
Favorite car snack used to be Diet Mountain Dew and a bag of regular ole plain M&Ms.
Nowadays it’s coffee with some coffee on the side, and a splash of coffee on top.

Dark chocolate covered roasted coffee beans are a pretty darned good, keep you awake snack if you haven't tried them. ;)
 
I'm not a rush right home kind of traveler after a vacation. I have an idea of when I'd like to arrive home and plan my departure time around that, but it is more of a guideline than a rule.

This used to be a point of contention with Mr. Suz. He wanted to get up at 4:30am and get on the road as soon as possible to beat traffic or whatever. He has loosened up on that and I've agreed to earlier departure times to compromise.

I used to take big road trips more often. The most memorable one being with a boyfriend who said, "If we leave right now - we could be on Bourbon Street by 9pm tonight." Within 20 minutes, we were off for a crazy couple of days in the New Orleans.

The most frequent road trip these days is to to the lake house. It takes 3 1/2 hours to get there (or back) if there are no traffic delays. We have it down to a science. And we'd both rather maximize our time there, so it is not unusual to leave the lake and start the trip home at 6pm or 7pm on a Sunday night.

I'm not a big road trip snacker. As long as I have something to drink (usually water), I'm good. If I get hungry, I'll stop along the way. That's how I've found some of the best donut/coffee shops and hole in the wall bars with the best burgers.
 
This reminds me of the Friends where we find out Ross won't check out early and takes all the soaps because they charged him in the room price. And the flowers from the lobby.

haha that's me. :eek: I quit though because I have enough to make gift baskets, which I'd do if it didn't look so pathetic.
But I do still steal the coffee/tea :eek: Now that I have a Keurig that can make the different single pods/cups. Work uses one too.. So.. They go in my work bag LOL

I'm too scared to try the lobby flowers though lol
 
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