Litiquette VII

My ability to provide high quality sex to my partner is:

  • I am without a doubt the highest quality sex partner there is. I will make you cum and I will cum, a

    Votes: 54 25.2%
  • I have more kinks than most, nothing inappropriate but you’ll be shocked at what I like

    Votes: 107 50.0%
  • I’m good. I get the job done, not much flair but there’ll be no need for masturbation after

    Votes: 46 21.5%
  • I mostly provide sex as a service. I’ve never really enjoyed it so I won’t seek it out, but when ask

    Votes: 1 0.5%
  • I’m as vanilla as it gets. I hope you have a great imagination, you’ll likely need it to keep things

    Votes: 6 2.8%

  • Total voters
    214
Alright: Filthy Friday
Lookin at Suz’s post...

Where do you fall on the hetero - heteroflexible - bisexual - homosexual - pansexual continuum? (Makes note to google pansexual)
And if you aren’t feelin it yourself, like Suz, you wanna watch?
And if you like to see it, why (or why not?) try it yourself?
Ever tried it yourself? ;)
 
No naked bro hugs or swordfights in my future. #Teamhetero However, I have no problem watching women together all day. If I was present, I would hope to tag in at some point.
 
So there I am minding my own business when suddenly I feel a tremor in my pants—as if a Lady-of-Lit suddenly cried out in horniness and I was being called out into a saber duel between Wangakin Schlongwalker and Oh-Big-One Cocknobi.

(These ^^^ are all Star Wars references for Suz).

After getting my lab results back it turns out I’m 10,000% heterosexual ;). However, I also feel confident enough to say I’ve cranked it to bi-fantasies too, but for the fantasy to work I have to have women present and enjoying the view in some kind of fun setting. And yes, many of you horny women have been present during these fantasies (and joined in). Does that make me flexible? Maybe, but, so far, not in real life. In real life, I have no desire for dudes at all, but when my fingers do the walking, my mind can be surprisingly open.
:cool:

In the words of General Cocknobi, “If you stroke me off I will become more harder than you can possibly imagine.” :cool:
 
So there I am minding my own business when suddenly I feel a tremor in my pants—as if a Lady-of-Lit suddenly cried out in horniness and I was being called out into a saber duel between Wangakin Schlongwalker and Oh-Big-One Cocknobi.

(These ^^^ are all Star Wars references for Suz).

After getting my lab results back it turns out I’m 10,000% heterosexual ;). However, I also feel confident enough to say I’ve cranked it to bi-fantasies too, but for the fantasy to work I have to have women present and enjoying the view in some kind of fun setting. And yes, many of you horny women have been present during these fantasies (and joined in). Does that make me flexible? Maybe, but, so far, not in real life. In real life, I have no desire for dudes at all, but when my fingers do the walking, my mind can be surprisingly open.
:cool:

In the words of General Cocknobi, “If you stroke me off I will become more harder than you can possibly imagine.” :cool:

I am available to *enjoy the view* anytime
And I’ll likely be sitting in SMN’s lap while I do so, if that helps at all ;)
The chair right next to me is for Suz.

Mostly, I like the words “Maybe, but so far...” up there^^

That’s like saying “I haven’t seen Evil Dead 2 yet.”
 
Alright: Filthy Friday
Lookin at Suz’s post...

Where do you fall on the hetero - heteroflexible - bisexual - homosexual - pansexual continuum? (Makes note to google pansexual)
And if you aren’t feelin it yourself, like Suz, you wanna watch?
And if you like to see it, why (or why not?) try it yourself?
Ever tried it yourself? ;)

Heteroflexibility?? Well that's a new one to be finding out exhists. Who'd have thought. And I've googled the pansexual topic. That seems to be the new cool kid buzzword on what's what

I guess when it comes down to it I'm heterosexual but will admit that going down the Tumblr hole in the past and some rabbit holes in internet searches have resulted in some suprising discoveries.
 
I would say that I'm pan as far as being able to connect deeply, and in seeing a person's appeal, sexual and otherwise. I can find lots of people attractive, regardless of parts or labels or whatever. But I'm hetero in practice, and I don't see that changing. Men just meet my needs more completely than anyone else.

Do I wanna watch? I watch straight porn, I watch gay porn, I watch threesome porn - with two guys. I rarely watch lesbian porn. I don't find it icky, i just don't get anything out of it. 🤷🏻

Ever tried it myself? I've tried enough to know that dick is the best fit for me. 🍌🥒💦

The exception to this rule is that I'd let certain women (I have a list! ;) ) top me in a BDSM context. At that point, the D/s energy outweighs the parts issue, although my boundaries would be different with a woman than they are with a man.



(Psst, Trekka, you left out homoflexible)

ETA:. I like to use the term 'bisensual' for myself, when appropriate. I'm comfortable with a greater degree of physical affection than I think most hetero women are, but I don't desire sex with another woman.
 
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I am available to *enjoy the view* anytime
And I’ll likely be sitting in SMN’s lap while I do so, if that helps at all ;)
The chair right next to me is for Suz.

Mostly, I like the words “Maybe, but so far...” up there^^

That’s like saying “I haven’t seen Evil Dead 2 yet.”

It’s almost like you’re casting my fantasy perfectly—just a few more seats (or laps) to fill. ;)

There’s an Evil Dead 2?! :D
 
There's a lot of terms. lol.. I'm still trying to keep up and I get lost a lot.

https://www.healthline.com/health/different-types-of-sexuality#a-c

I would say I'm bi-sexual. having been with women and men. I like both. Sometimes in different ways. Sometimes the same. My need for love and attention come from both. I love the softness of women. The tenderness. I love the rough touch (weird way to put it I guess) from men.

I've had both threesomes in the MFM and FMF.. But I've not had MMF or FFM.. Well. Sorta... Anyway..

I can lay in bed and cuddle with anyone. Sexual attraction or not. Been in bed with 2 lit ladies. No sex was had :p

had a guy live with us for a year. Loved every minute of it (started as non sexual, became sexual)

Floated the idea of a woman living with us for a while. Didn't happen.

All of that being said. I don't throw terms out there. I don't tell people "I'm bi" I think in most cases, especially here on Lit, it's used as a way to get guys to go ape shit.
Mention the word bi and many of the guys have instant boner and want up in your stories.
I think too many women use the "fake lesbian" stuff to get attention. That being said. I think women are just more comfortable being flirty, and open, and loving and sexual to one another. But you can tell the difference.

I am 100% comfortable in my sexuality, so I have no problems talking about it with anyone. I just don't need terms to do it.


Porn.. Honestly 90% of it is anal porn. Followed by gay porn and then bi sexual porn. I don't find a lot of lesbian porn I like (other than the movie I mentioned.. even though that's not totally in the porn category) Now that.. I'd watch every day, all day!
 
Enh, I dunno.

Certainly in my everyday life, no, I've never had a bi experience or a craving, but in the heat of a moment? Maybe. In some thoughts when I get down the rabbit holes you get down when reading the lives of music stars like Lennon or Bowie or Clapton? Maybe. Sexuality, like many things, is a spectrum, and I also find when people think things are hot, makes things easier to do in the moment. Suz just bought a plane ticket.

I think for a lot of men I know, admitting to any of this freaks them out and they get "I'm not gay man." 1) No, that's not what gay is. 2) Admitting you like a little prostate stimulation doesn't make one gay or bisexual. Though it sounds like Suz just wants swords to cross. I'll admit to enjoying some videos that may be more than just any combination of M and one or multiple Fs. And there's nothing wrong with... no, I'll stop there.

TL;DR Only heterosexual activity in my life to date, but if Suz asked nicely, maybe.
 
Ooooooohhhhhh.... I'm officially asking nicely. Pretty please?


*awaits shenanigans with bated breath and vibrating things*
 
Lol
Now I’m just feeling competitive
I wanna be a notch on a continuum!!

Oh you. But what if you are the continuum? I don't even think that makes sense, but seemed good in my head.

PS You know you're a notch on it... Sexy Trekksy may not even have to ask nicely.
 
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