Litiquette VII

My ability to provide high quality sex to my partner is:

  • I am without a doubt the highest quality sex partner there is. I will make you cum and I will cum, a

    Votes: 54 25.2%
  • I have more kinks than most, nothing inappropriate but you’ll be shocked at what I like

    Votes: 107 50.0%
  • I’m good. I get the job done, not much flair but there’ll be no need for masturbation after

    Votes: 46 21.5%
  • I mostly provide sex as a service. I’ve never really enjoyed it so I won’t seek it out, but when ask

    Votes: 1 0.5%
  • I’m as vanilla as it gets. I hope you have a great imagination, you’ll likely need it to keep things

    Votes: 6 2.8%

  • Total voters
    214
But I digress. Here’s my question:

What’s something you’ve “handled” recently (testicles don’t count) that you dealt with, folded it up, put it away nice and neat, and then thought to yourself, “Well, good job there Sexy Trekksy, you handled that shit like a pro!”

What’s the last thing you managed and, afterwards, thought: “nailed it?”

Probably something at work. Professional crap is really the only thing I'm good at... so wheee for completing expected tasks. :rolleyes:
 
You’ve fallen down the BDSM rabbit hole.
:eek:

What celeb would you Dominate or submit to?
What tasks would you have them do/do for them?
What types of *cough* trials and tribulations would you put them through, or go through for them?

I don’t wanna hear a buncha you pipe up and say “but I don’t like BDSM!”
Anyone can put a blindfold on Laura Prepon or hold their wrists out so Jason Momoa can cuff them.
 
I've spent many nights dreaming about all the filthy things I'd let Matt Smith do to me. I'd let him tie me up, spank me, fuck every hole, and use me every way he pleases. Would I dominate him? No. I prefer not to be in the driver's seat. :D

I approve this message! :D
 
You’ve fallen down the BDSM rabbit hole.
:eek:

What celeb would you Dominate or submit to?
What tasks would you have them do/do for them?
What types of *cough* trials and tribulations would you put them through, or go through for them?

I don’t wanna hear a buncha you pipe up and say “but I don’t like BDSM!”
Anyone can put a blindfold on Laura Prepon or hold their wrists out so Jason Momoa can cuff them.

I don't know I'd put her through any trials and tribulations, but I do think that there would be some fun to be had with blindfolding and restraining Anna Kendrick.

In the reverse scenario, I would very much like Sharon Horgan to do all the things to me. All. The. Things. I'd like her in that driver's seat, please.
 
I'll play. I'd have to flip a coin between Diane Lane and Jennifer Connolly.

4 poster bed, one silk scarf tied to each post with a slip knot tied to the end of each scarf. A 5th to use as a blindfold. A bowl of ice, bananas, strawberries, whipped cream, chocolate sauce, bourbon and maybe champagne would also be in the room...now if you'll excuse me, I have something I have to take care of.
 
You’ve fallen down the BDSM rabbit hole.
:eek:

What celeb would you Dominate or submit to?
What tasks would you have them do/do for them?
What types of *cough* trials and tribulations would you put them through, or go through for them?

I don’t wanna hear a buncha you pipe up and say “but I don’t like BDSM!”
Anyone can put a blindfold on Laura Prepon or hold their wrists out so Jason Momoa can cuff them.


Oh boy.

Tom Hardy and Jason Momoa.... my fantasy tag team. I'd over excite myself if I went into detail.... but yeah ....fuck me.

Roles reversed. Patrick Dempsey. Yes, since the days of Can't Buy Me Love, I've had McDreamy butt fuck naked, licking my thigh high leather boots, being teased & denied til his balls are blue and catering to my every sexual whim.
 
I have had very few Celebrity fantasies ... Ever. Until Magic Mike.. Ugh. There isn't a single thing I wouldn't let Channing Tatum do to me. He could push every limit I thought I had.
To make it an even better night.. Bring on Stephen “tWitch” Boss... They can start with their famous mirror dance and end however they like. :D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hlIuHYhj1c
 
You’ve fallen down the BDSM rabbit hole.
:eek:

What celeb would you Dominate or submit to?
What tasks would you have them do/do for them?
What types of *cough* trials and tribulations would you put them through, or go through for them?

I don’t wanna hear a buncha you pipe up and say “but I don’t like BDSM!”
Anyone can put a blindfold on Laura Prepon or hold their wrists out so Jason Momoa can cuff them.

Pretty much like Indie but my celeb would be Michael Fassbender or Tom Hardy, or both. :D
 
I’m thinking Henry Cavill from the Witcher.
He can drag me around on a leash allll day long.
He better be quick on his feet though, I‘m a pain in the ass, and I put up a good fight.
 
I can very much relate to the character Irene Adler in Sherlock.

Hell, I'd switch for either of them. She could totally dominate me and I'd love a chance to fuck with Sherlock the way she does :devil:

I'd also get in on that Matt Smith action. Like indie, I'd fully submit to whatever he wanted.

I'd also like to be fucked Mad Men style by a Don Draper type. Pushed up against the wall, panties pushed aside, strong hand on my neck to keep me in place while he gets what he wants.
 
You’ve fallen down the BDSM rabbit hole.
:eek:

What celeb would you Dominate or submit to?
What tasks would you have them do/do for them?
What types of *cough* trials and tribulations would you put them through, or go through for them?

I don’t wanna hear a buncha you pipe up and say “but I don’t like BDSM!”
Anyone can put a blindfold on Laura Prepon or hold their wrists out so Jason Momoa can cuff them.
Hmmmm, it would have to be Gerald Butler, James McAvoy or Tom Hardy I think :cattail:
I definitely would not want to be in the driving seat.

Ohhhh but first pick would be Michelle Morrone oh yessss!! He could do literally anything ha!
 
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Hmmmm, it would have to be Gerald Butler, James McAvoy or Tom Hardy I think :cattail:
I definitely would not want to be in the driving seat.

Ohhhh but first pick would be Michelle Morrone oh yessss!! He could do literally anything ha!

Michelle is a man? Damn. You got my hopes up there for a minute.
 
Emilia Clarke is one. She's so sweet... but there's a fire in those eyes I want to see as she buckles a collar around her neck and kneels like a good girl.

Salma Hayek? Even now...I would enjoy every husky yelp and whimper.

Diane Lane. All time crush...see above.
 
Meh - I don't fantasize about celebrities. I'm so annoyed by so many of them, it is not my jam. I'd be much more likely to fantasize about a default/hotwords sword fight. ;)
 
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