Litiquette VII

My ability to provide high quality sex to my partner is:

  • I am without a doubt the highest quality sex partner there is. I will make you cum and I will cum, a

    Votes: 54 25.2%
  • I have more kinks than most, nothing inappropriate but you’ll be shocked at what I like

    Votes: 107 50.0%
  • I’m good. I get the job done, not much flair but there’ll be no need for masturbation after

    Votes: 46 21.5%
  • I mostly provide sex as a service. I’ve never really enjoyed it so I won’t seek it out, but when ask

    Votes: 1 0.5%
  • I’m as vanilla as it gets. I hope you have a great imagination, you’ll likely need it to keep things

    Votes: 6 2.8%

  • Total voters
    214
Sliced and seasoned potato cubes fried in a cast iron skillet over a camp fire, accompanied by fire-roasted dove breasts wrapped in bacon. Side tossed romaine salad with blue cheese. Your choice of beverage.
 
Sliced and seasoned potato cubes fried in a cast iron skillet over a camp fire, accompanied by fire-roasted dove breasts wrapped in bacon. Side tossed romaine salad with blue cheese. Your choice of beverage.

Dude. We need to talk.
 
And I’m a sweet potato over all other potatoes kinda girl.

Baked with butter and cinnamon and sugar
Roasted in cubes with salt and pepper and oregano
Fried in coconut oil in thin slices like chips with sea salt
Mashed with butter and sour cream
Blended into a soup

Or

If I wanna get real fancy...

Sweet potato gnocchi 😍
 
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Potato bake!

I make mine with bacon, onions and heavy cream. My secret ingredient is Dijon mustard. Every potluck I bring one and Americans go nuts.

I also love potato salad with bacon, onions and corn. That's how I grew up making it and I have so much nostalgia.

Trekka is on the money with roasted sweet potato and cinnamon sugar. I go a step further and at sour cream. The juxtaposition in my mouth is to die for.
 
Dude. We need to talk.

Spent some time in Texas, eh? How 'bout two dove breasts with jalapeno pepper between them, all wrapped in bacon and grilled over a green mesquite fire. White wing dove whenever possible :)
 
oh.. this one is too hard..

there may be no better potato than a baked potato; but the toppings will admittedly change depending on my mood.
Season the skin and grill it until it yields without resistance..

if we're feeling fancy, I'll throw a potato-leek galette into the mix.
 
Spent some time in Texas, eh? How 'bout two dove breasts with jalapeno pepper between them, all wrapped in bacon and grilled over a green mesquite fire. White wing dove whenever possible :)

Yes. 8 years.
Ask me about my bison ribeyes. ;)
 
Is potato salad, tuna salad, chicken salad, etc. a regional/Midwest thing? Sometimes I feel like someone had some sort of leftover, some lettuce, mixed it with mayo or Miracle Whip and said, look, it’s a salad!

I’m oddly not much of a potato person unless it’s a soup like vegetable stew or cheddar baked potato soup.
 
Is potato salad, tuna salad, chicken salad, etc. a regional/Midwest thing? Sometimes I feel like someone had some sort of leftover, some lettuce, mixed it with mayo or Miracle Whip and said, look, it’s a salad!

I’m oddly not much of a potato person unless it’s a soup like vegetable stew or cheddar baked potato soup.

I grew up with it all in Australia 🤷

Oooh- I think it's a German thing. My family is German and all the food I like is German... I'll investigate 🕵️
 
My favorite are oven browned potatoes cooked under a standing rib roast

The next 5 in some order:
Baked
Mashed
FF
Scalloped
Hash Browns

Worst - potato salad. Git yer mayonnaise off my potato 😄
 
Yes. 8 years.
Ask me about my bison ribeyes. ;)

I'm assuming medium-rare, well seasoned and brushed with olive oil before grilling . . . and not too long on the grill . . . special sauces like Jack Daniels Whiskey Butter Sauce? and what are the accompaniments? :)
 
Hope everyone had a good 4th, if you celebrate it :)
Come through with fingers and toes and eyesight in tact?
Good.

So I've been daydreaming a lot lately. Probably more so than usual because I can't exactly bust out some plastic and whisk myself off into my own personal fairy tale for a long weekend. *puts away mermaid tail*

Speaking of fairy tales...
Which one is your favorite?
 
Hope everyone had a good 4th, if you celebrate it :)
Come through with fingers and toes and eyesight in tact?
Good.

So I've been daydreaming a lot lately. Probably more so than usual because I can't exactly bust out some plastic and whisk myself off into my own personal fairy tale for a long weekend. *puts away mermaid tail*

Speaking of fairy tales...
Which one is your favorite?


I'm not sure I ever really had a traditional Disney type fairy tale.
Now if we want to talk about Obsessive Characters. Definitely.

But never really the prince that would come sweep me off my feet.

I was the cowgirl, who dreamed of the cowboy coming and doing that.

I grew up in the horse showing world. So there was never a shortage of hot men running around in tight jeans. My Childhood dream was always that one of these men was eventually going to sweep me off my feet, we'd ride off on our horses, build a farm, travel around the world to Rodeos and have a family. Pretty simple. :eek:
Eventually I grew up...

I married the Service Tech. So we have a farm of animals and vehicles. :p
 
I’m not a big fan of fairy tales, I suppose. I guess I like the idea of Shrek best. I mean, as a 600lbs man with a tail, it’s nice to think that some princess finds me attractive. I mean, even with my Shrek like appearance, I find myself to be rather lucky, I guess. So I relate mostly with Shrek.
 
Hope everyone had a good 4th, if you celebrate it :)
Come through with fingers and toes and eyesight in tact?
Good.

So I've been daydreaming a lot lately. Probably more so than usual because I can't exactly bust out some plastic and whisk myself off into my own personal fairy tale for a long weekend. *puts away mermaid tail*

Speaking of fairy tales...
Which one is your favorite?

The Little Mermaid. Her longing to become human because of love moved me deeply, when I read the book the first time.
 
Hope everyone had a good 4th, if you celebrate it :)
Come through with fingers and toes and eyesight in tact?
Good.

So I've been daydreaming a lot lately. Probably more so than usual because I can't exactly bust out some plastic and whisk myself off into my own personal fairy tale for a long weekend. *puts away mermaid tail*

Speaking of fairy tales...
Which one is your favorite?
I loved Little Red Ridinghood and Hansel & Gretel. They were my favourite as a child. I remember being terrified but excited by the story at the same time. I also love Beauty and the Beast too. Sooo, I’m clearly a hopeless romantic who likes to be scared shitless apparently 😂
 
I leave town and the place turns into Idaho Fairy Tail land. I came believe that Aussie didn’t start posting spud porn.

As far as fairy tales go, anything with a big bad wolf always captures my attention.
 
My Aquarian self is pretty much not digging the prince and princess fairytales.
I grew up reading Hans Christian Andersen and Brothers Grimm books. The art work beautiful and the stories are pretty dark. I can’t believe that’s I read back in the day.

My favs are Three Billy Goats Gruff and The Gingerbread Man.
 
I leave town and the place turns into Idaho Fairy Tail land. I came believe that Aussie didn’t start posting spud porn.

Yeah you know? With SMN and I asking the questions, the slutty thread highjacking has gone waaay down.

Coincidence? 🤔

My Aquarian self is pretty much not digging the prince and princess fairytales.
I grew up reading Hans Christian Andersen and Brothers Grimm books. The art work beautiful and the stories are pretty dark. I can’t believe that’s I read back in the day.

My favs are Three Billy Goats Gruff and The Gingerbread Man.

I read the scary dark ones as a kid too. Loved them.

And Sleeping Beauty. My favorite fairy tale story. 💜
 
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