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Litiquette VII

My ability to provide high quality sex to my partner is:

  • I am without a doubt the highest quality sex partner there is. I will make you cum and I will cum, a

    Votes: 54 25.2%

  • I have more kinks than most, nothing inappropriate but you’ll be shocked at what I like

    Votes: 107 50.0%

  • I’m good. I get the job done, not much flair but there’ll be no need for masturbation after

    Votes: 46 21.5%

  • I mostly provide sex as a service. I’ve never really enjoyed it so I won’t seek it out, but when ask

    Votes: 1 0.5%

  • I’m as vanilla as it gets. I hope you have a great imagination, you’ll likely need it to keep things

    Votes: 6 2.8%
  • Total voters
    214
All the Americans survive the holiday weekend? And the Europeans, you had some time off recently as well. Everybody got their groove back on? All refreshed and reenergized?

Oh, a question, some will ask....

The poll has been up for a bit, and as I suspected Litsters think highly of their sexual prowess. Of course this is a sex based site, so there’s that bias. And no one wants to own being bad at sex, just like no one ever admits to being that driver on the road that we all have to watch out for. But, are we really as good as we think we are? (No need to self promote your skills)? Or are we too embarrassed that we aren’t?
 
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I'm not good at sex. I can own it.

I don't really get the whole *can't admit I'm not good at something* hangup. Why lie? Does anyone believe the lie? Do you think people believe the lie? :confused:

There are plenty of areas where I excel. Top of the class, even. In other areas I'm completely hopeless.

Is it conceivable to be good at everything?

*raises suspicious eyebrow*

Seems unlikely.
 
Seems unlikely that you’ve answered to poll question then. Answer up, its a small price of admission.

Endless_Night said:
I'm not good at sex. I can own it.

I don't really get the whole *can't admit I'm not good at something* hangup. Why lie? Does anyone believe the lie? Do you think people believe the lie? :confused:

There are plenty of areas where I excel. Top of the class, even. In other areas I'm completely hopeless.

Is it conceivable to be good at everything?

*raises suspicious eyebrow*

Seems unlikely.
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I don’t think a person is necessarily good or bad at sex. We all have our great moments and bad moments.

Like the driving analogy, I’m generally a good and safe driver, however, I have made some really stupid choices that could have ended badly and thankfully didn’t. Anyone who drives a car has those moments, but generally we get where we need to be when we need to be there.

I like to think of myself as someone who strives for greatness at sex, but I also accept that I’m human and not always going to be great. I try to think of sex as a fun activity together, like playing on the playground, but with more fun things to climb on ;)

It also takes two to tango, so even if you are the greatest sex-giver of all time if the other person is like an old dried up sex toy with a dead battery then you’re not going to be that good either.

I am, however, amazing at Masturbation. :cool:
 
Endless_Night said:
I'm not good at sex. I can own it.

I don't really get the whole *can't admit I'm not good at something* hangup. Why lie? Does anyone believe the lie? Do you think people believe the lie? :confused:

There are plenty of areas where I excel. Top of the class, even. In other areas I'm completely hopeless.

Is it conceivable to be good at everything?

*raises suspicious eyebrow*

Seems unlikely.
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This right here. Are we the two that answered we'll get the job done? I mean, I don't give head and I'm kinky, but good? I don't know about that...
 
Suz_anne said:
I am not great at handjobs.
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You don't have to be "great". The fact that someone else is doing it, *makes* it great. I fucking LURVVVVVE a handjob. I know how to get myself off in minutes...if not seconds. The experience is something totally different with another at the helm.
A proper handjob is not to be looked upon as "less than".
 
I’ll never profess to be the greatest, but I know what I bring to any situation, and it’s more times than not enough to garner calls for additional curtain calls.
 
I'm good at sex in the context that I'm a pleaser by nature. I'm not exceptionally endowed, nor can I claim to be able to "have sex for hours". I'll be honest...if we're hitting the spot right, I'm not going to be in the saddle very long, if it's "round one".
Gimme a couple consecutive frisky days, and I can hang in there for a hot minute; but life with two businesses and two sets of kids often leaves us having gone too long without release.

I know that though, and have thusly honed other facets of my repertoire such that my partner needn't be deprived of her orgasms on account of me getting excited.:p:p:p
 
I haven’t answered the poll! I feel like there’s not enough choices! Er, shades of gray. Where’s Dribble when ya need him?

Sooo I like sex. I’m like a sexual hobbyist. It’s up there with music and travel and new-agey shit. I study sex, I learn about it, I try new things, dig up new kinks... I think that makes for a good time between the sheets.

Plus I was fat in highschool. So I give excellent head. (An axiom of scientific truth)

I like a buncha whack stuff - astrology and crystals and art and curse words and fucking and fishing and geeky word origins and and 12-steppery

Soccer Mom at Neutral Gathering Making Innocuous Small Talk: So, what did you do for fun?
Trekka: Uhh.... *goes through mental rolodex, rejects everything* ....I COOK! Phew.

It’s tough.
I wish I could answer that question with “I make excellent espresso, and I fuck like a champion.”

Suz- Cock Hero. It’s hilarious and effective.
Enny and Aussie- Your modesty is adorbs.
Blade- You seem to have a solid understanding of where the fuck it’s at.
Hotwords- Meet me under the monkey bars at midnight :cool:
 
Trekka said:
I haven’t answered the poll! I feel like there’s not enough choices! Er, shades of gray. Where’s Dribble when ya need him?

Sooo I like sex. I’m like a sexual hobbyist. It’s up there with music and travel and new-agey shit. I study sex, I learn about it, I try new things, dig up new kinks... I think that makes for a good time between the sheets.

Plus I was fat in highschool. So I give excellent head. (An axiom of scientific truth)

I like a buncha whack stuff - astrology and crystals and art and curse words and fucking and fishing and geeky word origins and and 12-steppery

Soccer Mom at Neutral Gathering Making Innocuous Small Talk: So, what did you do for fun?
Trekka: Uhh.... *goes through mental rolodex, rejects everything* ....I COOK! Phew.

It’s tough.
I wish I could answer that question with “I make excellent espresso, and I fuck like a champion.”

Suz- Cock Hero. It’s hilarious and effective.
Enny and Aussie- Your modesty is adorbs.
Blade- You seem to have a solid understanding of where the fuck it’s at.
Hotwords- Meet me under the monkey bars at midnight :cool:
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Does this mean I'm gonna score?
 
aussiegeekygal said:
This right here. Are we the two that answered we'll get the job done? I mean, I don't give head and I'm kinky, but good? I don't know about that...
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*fist bump*

Trekka said:
I < I wish I could answer that question with “I make excellent espresso, and I fuck like a champion.”
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I really feel like I should know how to make expresso….



Don't mind me, just musing out loud. :p
 
tnman03 said:
You do know that wherever Trekka goes SMN is right??? The two of them would probably kill you too quickly to go out with a smile on your face. So...:D
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I ain't skeert.

I mean; I might disappoint the ever loving fuck outta those two, but I ain't skeeert.
 
tnman03 said:
You do know that wherever Trekka goes SMN is right??? The two of them would probably kill you too quickly to go out with a smile on your face. So...:D
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I've got a 24+ hour lead on SMN if she drives. 8 or 10 if she flies.
Blade's practically in my backyard.
:cattail:

And from what I can gather, he's a crack shot.

I think we're all well matched here.
 
Trekka said:
I've got a 24+ hour lead on SMN if she drives. 8 or 10 if she flies.
Blade's practically in my backyard.
:cattail:

And from what I can gather, he's a crack shot.

I think we're all well matched here.
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That just means I get to disappoint you much longer than SMN
 
ChainedUp said:
All the Americans survive the holiday weekend? And the Europeans, you had some time off recently as well. Everybody got their groove back on? All refreshed and reenergized?

Oh, a question, some will ask....

The poll has been up for a bit, and as I suspected Litsters think highly of their sexual prowess. Of course this is a sex based site, so there’s that bias. And no one wants to own being bad at sex, just like no one ever admits to being that driver on the road that we all have to watch out for. But, are we really as good as we think we are? (No need to self promote your skills)? Or are we too embarrassed that we aren’t?
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I'm open to a lot of ideas and variations and I've heard "wow, that was amazing" more times than I can count so I'm sticking with as good as I think that I am. lol

Now as far as being that driver on the road everyone else probably needs to watch out for .... that's a lot harder to admit :)
 
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