Litiquette VII

My ability to provide high quality sex to my partner is:

  • I am without a doubt the highest quality sex partner there is. I will make you cum and I will cum, a

    Votes: 54 25.2%
  • I have more kinks than most, nothing inappropriate but you’ll be shocked at what I like

    Votes: 107 50.0%
  • I’m good. I get the job done, not much flair but there’ll be no need for masturbation after

    Votes: 46 21.5%
  • I mostly provide sex as a service. I’ve never really enjoyed it so I won’t seek it out, but when ask

    Votes: 1 0.5%
  • I’m as vanilla as it gets. I hope you have a great imagination, you’ll likely need it to keep things

    Votes: 6 2.8%

  • Total voters
    214
I'm open to a lot of ideas and variations and I've heard "wow, that was amazing" more times than I can count so I'm sticking with as good as I think that I am. lol

Now as far as being that driver on the road everyone else probably needs to watch out for .... that's a lot harder to admit :)

You really need to quit posting shit that elevates the degree to which I covet you.
 
I've got a 24+ hour lead on SMN if she drives. 8 or 10 if she flies.
Blade's practically in my backyard.
:cattail:

And from what I can gather, he's a crack shot.

I think we're all well matched here.

That just means I get to disappoint you much longer than SMN

Gawd it’s a drive down there. But oh the anticipation build up.
Or a nice quick 6hr plane ride with a stop in ORD to jog the sweet memory.

And good golly Mrs. Molly if it’s close to the end of the month you’re gonna have your hands full Blade.
#maneaterX2
 
Is Chained off on some super-secret agent-man mission again?

Quick Question.

Is anyone planning on watching the SpaceX launch today? Do you care about the SpaceX launch today?

Their first manned flight, and with NASA astronauts, no less.
 
All the Americans survive the holiday weekend? And the Europeans, you had some time off recently as well. Everybody got their groove back on? All refreshed and reenergized?

Oh, a question, some will ask....

The poll has been up for a bit, and as I suspected Litsters think highly of their sexual prowess. Of course this is a sex based site, so there’s that bias. And no one wants to own being bad at sex, just like no one ever admits to being that driver on the road that we all have to watch out for. But, are we really as good as we think we are? (No need to self promote your skills)? Or are we too embarrassed that we aren’t?

Will you require printed and signed references? I might have a girl or two that I could persuade to comply. :cool:
 
Is Chained off on some super-secret agent-man mission again?

Quick Question.

Is anyone planning on watching the SpaceX launch today? Do you care about the SpaceX launch today?

Their first manned flight, and with NASA astronauts, no less.

Yes, I plan on watching it and wish all involved great success. I'm a proponent of manned flight space programs and developing the most cost-effective solutions to that. So far SpaceX is showing what I consider to be the most promising capsule.
 
Yes, I plan on watching it and wish all involved great success. I'm a proponent of manned flight space programs and developing the most cost-effective solutions to that. So far SpaceX is showing what I consider to be the most promising capsule.

Me too!!! Exciting stuff. :cattail:
 
Plus I was fat in highschool. So I give excellent head. (An axiom of scientific truth)

haha damn. I knew there was a reason I liked giving head so much. :eek:


I like to please, but I'll never claim to be good at anything. I don't think I've ever failed to get the job done though.
 
Watching it now. Honestly bored with the prep launch stuff.... might watch the video after it’s launched.
 
The SpaceX launch is pretty cool and I hope it goes well. I'm not sure that I'll be watching, but maybe.

People are watching marble racing because there is such a dearth of sport to watch. So a SpaceX launch might pull in Super Bowl numbers.
 
The SpaceX launch is pretty cool and I hope it goes well. I'm not sure that I'll be watching, but maybe.

People are watching marble racing because there is such a dearth of sport to watch. So a SpaceX launch might pull in Super Bowl numbers.


Hahaha John Oliver became a fan and sponsored the entire season of marble racing !
 
Sex poll - it's definitely partner dependent. I didn't get any complaints (other than wanting it to often post marriage and kids) but most people are rude. I think the fact that I tend to be generous, patient and enjoy giving oral as much as receiving it have been the keys to repeat customers. I have had compliments but I've seen women compliment outfits and know they didn't mean it. So I'm going to judge by enthusiasm for repeat performances and a couple of FWBs offers prior to that being a thing (in the 80s). Based on that, I'm guessing above average but certainly not everyone's cup of tea.
 
Sex poll - it's definitely partner dependent. I didn't get any complaints (other than wanting it to often post marriage and kids) but most people are rude. I think the fact that I tend to be generous, patient and enjoy giving oral as much as receiving it have been the keys to repeat customers. I have had compliments but I've seen women compliment outfits and know they didn't mean it. So I'm going to judge by enthusiasm for repeat performances and a couple of FWBs offers prior to that being a thing (in the 80s). Based on that, I'm guessing above average but certainly not everyone's cup of tea.

Nobody is, I think.
 
Is Chained off on some super-secret agent-man mission again?

Quick Question.

Is anyone planning on watching the SpaceX launch today? Do you care about the SpaceX launch today?

Their first manned flight, and with NASA astronauts, no less.

Yes, yes, YES!!
Been watching the live footage and waiting on the live weather update in 5 mins.
I’ve got my fingers crossed.
🚀🤞
 
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