Litiquette VI

How close do you think Literotica reflects your real life?

  • 100%, The way I interact here is exactly how I interact in real life

    Votes: 39 20.2%
  • 0%, Are you crazy. Literotica is as far away from my real life as anything could possibly be and I l

    Votes: 24 12.4%
  • 50%, It's close to my real life, at least how I interact publicly

    Votes: 43 22.3%
  • 50% I'm far more kinky, naughty, filthy here than I am in real life.

    Votes: 87 45.1%

  • Total voters
    193
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Honesty and exclusivity are of the utmost importance to me, yet I hid being here from my spouse for years. He knows now, and it's such a relief.

I used to struggle with my faith and my sex life, but that's one thing I've learned to let go. I try to be a good person, to raise my girls well, and show kindness to others. I think my sex life is unimportant in comparison.

I hate hypocrisy, yet I don't always practice what i preach. I try to balance this by giving a lot of grace and forgiveness to others, because we're all selfish at time and make mistakes.



I’m Christian as well, I attend regularly, have bible verses tattooed on me but I’m also bisexual, those two things don’t usually go together.

I consider myself to be a submissive but I’m also stubborn as hell and can and will rail against being commanded



Does that count? 👀

Maybe I should start a new church for a very specific breed of sinners... Our Blessed Lady of Improper Women or something...
 
I can be wise and mature beyond my years and ridiculously childish. I keep waiting to grow out of this, but so far, no luck. I can be kind and generous. But then I also just do not trust anyone, not completely, not ever.

I would rather do something for your sake that I get nothing out of, then trust your motivation in wanting to do something for me.
 
I like to think I’m a nice guy. I have a lovey family and lots of friends who all seem to enjoy spending time with me, and I them. I get on well with work colleagues and clients and relationship-building is usually top of my list of strengths at annual appraisal time. And yet I do things and behave in ways that would tear my family apart and make most of my friends walk away from me in disgust if they knew about them. Go figure.

I don’t think I’m a psychopath since I have deep emotional connections with people and I fear hurting those I love. But my moral compass is so fucked I sometimes wonder if I even have one.
 
I like to think I’m a nice guy. I have a lovey family and lots of friends who all seem to enjoy spending time with me, and I them. I get on well with work colleagues and clients and relationship-building is usually top of my list of strengths at annual appraisal time. And yet I do things and behave in ways that would tear my family apart and make most of my friends walk away from me in disgust if they knew about them. Go figure.

I don’t think I’m a psychopath since I have deep emotional connections with people and I fear hurting those I love. But my moral compass is so fucked I sometimes wonder if I even have one.

Do you murder nurses? Is that what you're trying to tell us?
 
BladeRocknut is by far the biggest walking in heels contradiction I've ever met. :)

Another thing that seems shocking about me... For as childish as I act on here, I am quite serious about some things and I really value genuine conversation and depth.
 
As human beings our “hypocrisy knows no bounds”. (Doc Holiday—Tombstone—great movie!)

Our beliefs, our social norms and practices are kind of made up. We’re basically just apes in pants. So when it comes to being hypocritical in my behavior, I like to remind myself that life isn’t a one size fits all deal.
I want world peace, but I accept that we are going to have to set some people on fire to achieve it.
We are all equal, even though none of us are equal in any conceivable way.
Monogamy is beautiful, but there are a lot of women I would like to plug my penis into.
In other words, we’re not robots. It’s okay to be on both sides of the aisles, to like RC cola over Coke or Pepsi, to like Wendy’s over McDonalds or Burger King, or to like all of them at once.

Just keep masturbating and everything will be fine. :D
 
Here's a serious question for debate:

Does the porn industry have it all wrong?

The overwhelming majority of porn is targeted toward men. The majority of the time we see men being serviced in some way, sometimes there is fucking and mutual satisfaction by both parties or all parties. However, the vast majority of it is guy doing his thing, and when he gets off the show is over.

I'd much rather watch a woman get satisfied! It is so much hotter when a woman is going crazy and getting off!! Yet, this is a fairly rare scene in porn. What says you?
 
Here's a serious question for debate:

Does the porn industry have it all wrong?

The overwhelming majority of porn is targeted toward men. The majority of the time we see men being serviced in some way, sometimes there is fucking and mutual satisfaction by both parties or all parties. However, the vast majority of it is guy doing his thing, and when he gets off the show is over.

I'd much rather watch a woman get satisfied! It is so much hotter when a woman is going crazy and getting off!! Yet, this is a fairly rare scene in porn. What says you?
Follow the money.

And the time spent watching.

I agree, watching women does do it for me . . .

But I disagree with the assertion "the majority of the time we see men being serviced in some way." I would say the "majority" of porn out there is centered upon a woman or women doing something "sexual."

Semantics, perhaps.

Discuss...


JM2C.
 
I had to get help with this question 🤣

I'm on lit and yet I hate blowjobs. I guess it didn't strike me as an oxymoron, but it kinda is 😎
 
What personality traits or likes/dislikes do you have that are at odds? Do you embrace your yin-yang or does it bother you?

  • Detail-oriented but creative
  • Trusty but untrusting
  • Stubborn but easy-going
  • Polite but rocks the boat
  • Naïve but smart
  • Stoic but sensitive

I appreciate all my personality contradictions because they make me who I am and, I think, create a needed balance for me. Most people see one or the other of these unless you know me well and then get to enjoy the confusion.
 
Pmann, ya picked the wrong song here man. Shoulda been Alanis Morissette’s One Hand In My Pocket ;)

Contradictions, right?

I’m NIN’s “Closer” on the outside but Bon Jovi’s “Bed of Roses” on the inside.
I’m a fun date.
Dynamic.
;)
 
While I am a professional (CPA), I think of myself as working class because that’s how grew up, and I tend to respect people who work with their hands
 
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