Litiquette VI

[parker77]

the music analogy is excellent; i'll stick with it

i'm thinking i'm Michael Buble on the outside and Tyler Childress on the inside.

that probably makes me a little creepy.

 

[Trekka]

the music analogy is excellent; i'll stick with it

i'm thinking i'm Michael Buble on the outside and Tyler Childress on the inside.

that probably makes me a little creepy.

Makes you a good vocalist
When I open my mouth it’s all “Tied to the Whipping Post...”

 

[Pervy_Sage]

Makes you a good vocalist
When I open my mouth it’s all “Tied to the Whipping Post...”

Ahhh. So more Xtina mixed with “Anytime” Janet Jackson. Yum.

 

[parker77]

Makes you a good vocalist
When I open my mouth it’s all “Tied to the Whipping Post...”

i wish.

can't help but love some Allman Brothers. always a favorite.

 

[blade_rocknut]

Makes you a good vocalist
When I open my mouth it’s all “Tied to the Whipping Post...”

You now owe me a video link to you; scantily clad, screaming along with Gregg Allman.

 

[parker77]

You now owe me a video link to you; scantily clad, screaming along with Gregg Allman.

i love you, Blade, but why just you? shouldn't we all have the privilege of enjoying this performance?

 

[Suz_anne]

I'm a very organized procrastinator.
I'm the Cowboy Junkies and Tool.
I'm farmer's market and fancy shoes.
I'm an extrovert but not by choice.
I'm the sweet and salty trail mix.

 

[Pervy_Sage]

I'm a very organized procrastinator.
I'm the Cowboy Junkies and Tool.
I'm farmer's market and fancy shoes.
I'm an extrovert but not by choice.
I'm the sweet and salty trail mix.

Hey Suz.

 

[Suz_anne]

Hey Suz.

Hiya pervy.

 

[Pervy_Sage]

I’m John Legend, Brian McKnight, and Boys II Men.
I’m also Randy Travis, Metallica, and Fall Out Boy.
I’m an introvert with extrovert cravings.
I’m leather mixed with candles and roses.
I’m savage and chivalrous.
Equal parts kisses and bites.
Humble and arrogant.


Not sure this answers today’s question, but it’s the answer that I came up with. You all can figure out what that means. My brain is fried.

 

[blade_rocknut]

Pmann, ya picked the wrong song here man. Shoulda been Alanis Morissette’s One Hand In My Pocket

Contradictions, right?

I’m NIN’s “Closer” on the outside but Bon Jovi’s “Bed of Roses” on the inside.
I’m a fun date.
Dynamic.

Mine.
https://youtu.be/nf0oXY4nDxE

 

[blade_rocknut]

i love you, Blade, but why just you? shouldn't we all have the privilege of enjoying this performance?

I would gladly share anything a lady deemed fit....but I'll offer privacy if it benefits my self.

 

[blade_rocknut]

I'm a very organized procrastinator.
I'm the Cowboy Junkies and Tool.
I'm farmer's market and fancy shoes.
I'm an extrovert but not by choice.
I'm the sweet and salty trail mix.

Two of those statements give me a little chub.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I’m John Legend, Brian McKnight, and Boys II Men.
I’m also Randy Travis, Metallica, and Fall Out Boy.
I’m an introvert with extrovert cravings.
I’m leather mixed with candles and roses.
I’m savage and chivalrous.
Equal parts kisses and bites.
Humble and arrogant.


Not sure this answers today’s question, but it’s the answer that I came up with. You all can figure out what that means. My brain is fried.

Okay. I'm everything you describe here but the first sentence. I'm just going to steal everyone else's answers today

 

[parker77]

all this talk of internal conflict makes me wonder about attraction to others. do opposites attract? or are people with the same internal contradictions likely to be drawn to each other?

 

[Pervy_Sage]

Okay. I'm everything you describe here but the first sentence. I'm just going to steal everyone else's answers today

That answer was copyrighted. Imma have to charge you.

 

[Pervy_Sage]

all this talk of internal conflict makes me wonder about attraction to others. do opposites attract? or are people with the same internal contradictions likely to be drawn to each other?

You’d have to ask someone attractive. I used up all of my chips years ago.

 

[Booboobear84]

Mostly because I love these lyrics which probably no one’s ever heard

I don’t drink and I don’t smoke, and I don’t wear no greasy coat
I don’t spit and I don’t chew and I don’t kiss the girls who do

 

[Lord Pmann]

Oh... I’m about the most straight laced looking guy you could see, but I was once in a metal band and I’ve done studio work for a rap album. Fo shizzle.

 

[Pervy_Sage]

Oh... I’m about the most straight laced looking guy you could see, but I was once in a metal band and I’ve done studio work for a rap album. Fo shizzle.

Spit dem bars, yo.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Here's a serious question for debate:

Does the porn industry have it all wrong?

The overwhelming majority of porn is targeted toward men. The majority of the time we see men being serviced in some way, sometimes there is fucking and mutual satisfaction by both parties or all parties. However, the vast majority of it is guy doing his thing, and when he gets off the show is over.

I'd much rather watch a woman get satisfied! It is so much hotter when a woman is going crazy and getting off!! Yet, this is a fairly rare scene in porn. What says you?

To answer this question: Yes, I think so.
I think porn is male-centric because it used to be considered slutty for women to like sex and to admit thinking about it. Romance novels were as much as they could admit to liking and things just sort of stayed that way. Personally, my favorite kind of porn is “erotic” where both people are having fun, or women fucking each other, or “tables turned” type stuff.

There should be more porn for women, they should enjoy it openly as we (guys) do and then we should all fuck!

ps: I totally get off on women talking to each other about naked dudes. There should be more of that.

 

[Orchidea73]

all this talk of internal conflict makes me wonder about attraction to others. do opposites attract? or are people with the same internal contradictions likely to be drawn to each other?

Both. Opposites do attract because there is something missing in one person that the other has, and viceversa. There is a sort of clash of two worlds that is exciting and thrilling. However, I am not sure that works in the long term. Although I've seen couples who are complete opposite that somehow have made it work perfectly. You know, all that yin and yang thing.

 

[Lonelywife1205]

I’m a little Pinterest and a little Pornhub
I’m Tupac and Proverbs 31
Lobster tail and frozen French Bread pizza
Pottery Barn and IKEA
Tall Frye boots and flip flops
I would rather eat Spaghettio’s with meatballs than Sushi any day of the week.

 

[Fermina_Daza]

I am fascinated by this mentality of "I'm a Christian but I'm here" and that is an oxymoron. I understand being here and not telling your partner or spouse, although, I flirted more with the AT&T guy today to get him to help me with my son's phone than I have with anyone on here in quite some time. Is it the whole coveting thing? I grew up with hippie, liberal parents who basically sent us to church on Sunday mornings simply because a bus picked us up, allowing them more time to sleep in. That stopped though when we told them they were sinners for playing cards.

I think my contradictions are more hidden. Most people will tell you I'm super friendly, outgoing, know everybody, always willing to lend a hand - but most of them likely can't tell you anything deep about me. I've been more open with people here in PM after knowing them all of 48 hours than some people I've known for years. But I've been told I come off standoffish here.

 

[Pervy_Sage]

I’m a little Pinterest and a little Pornhub
I’m Tupac and Proverbs 31
Lobster tail and frozen French Bread pizza
Pottery Barn and IKEA
Tall Frye boots and flip flops
I would rather eat Spaghettio’s with meatballs than Sushi any day of the week.

I dig this. Very nice!