Litiquette VI

[SassySheDevil]

You guys should get the Apple Pay app, there’s money to be made.

That would mean not seeing the show in person. You have to earn those $5 dollar bills shoved in your ass crack!

 

[hotwords229_A]

That would mean not seeing the show in person. You have to earn those $5 dollar bills shoved in your ass crack!

I’m thinking of holding your Apple device up to a digital g-string, or something like that. Dollars just don’t cut it anymore. Even fives.

Plus, how many fives can an ass crack hold?

 

[default24]

I’m thinking in terms of being a stripper. How would you accept digital money?

They can get on their phone for like 20 seconds to send over some $$$

That would mean not seeing the show in person. You have to earn those $5 dollar bills shoved in your ass crack!

Is that where they go

 

[SassySheDevil]

I’m thinking of holding your Apple device up to a digital g-string, or something like that. Dollars just don’t cut it anymore. Even fives.

Plus, how many fives can an ass crack hold?

LOL Oh the images I now have. Can we put this to a test please?

They can get on their phone for like 20 seconds to send over some $$$



Is that where they go

Well I assume so. I remember a bachelor party years ago where the lady slid her cooch in the guys faces demanding them to put money in her slit.
So this is the male equivalent right?

 

[hotwords229_A]

LOL Oh the images I now have. Can we put this to a test please?


Well I assume so. I remember a bachelor party years ago where the lady slid her cooch in the guys faces demanding them to put money in her slit.
So this is the male equivalent right?

How hard did she have to demand?

 

[SassySheDevil]

How hard did she have to demand?

well probably not hard. I was told the groom to be refused though. He was shy

 

[hotwords229_A]

well probably not hard. I was told the groom to be refused though. He was shy

That’s the story all the guys came up with to cover for him.

 

[Rawhide_101]

Sorry to ruin the party . . .

. . . but I only deal with C notes.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Sorry to ruin the party . . .

. . . but I only deal with C notes.

Sassy is only handing out A notes

 

[Rawhide_101]

If we will all get front seats when you both rip off your clothes and go at it.

Where you sit is up to you . . .

There will be a show, regardless.

 

[SassySheDevil]

That’s the story all the guys came up with to cover for him.

haha They all ratted each other out. It was pretty funny. That's how we found out about the stripper and her money filled cooch

 

[SassySheDevil]

Sorry to ruin the party . . .

. . . but I only deal with C notes.

Sassy is only handing out A notes

Greedy Bastards!

Where you sit is up to you . . .

There will be a show, regardless.

Ohhh Yippeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!

 

[Rawhide_101]

Sassy is only handing out A notes

In what companies?

You have my interest now!

 

[hotwords229_A]

In what companies?

You have my interest now!

American Panascope: home of the rectal probe.

 

[Rawhide_101]

American Panascope: home of the rectal probe.

I'm not sure that's the kind of show Sass had in mind . . . but, I could be mistaken! LOL

 

[SassySheDevil]

I mean. Im easy. You all get naked, and I'm happy.

But I prefer you all use your attached probes on each other

 

[Rawhide_101]

I mean. Im easy. You all get naked, and I'm happy.

But I prefer you all use your attached probes on each other

Ok, I'm gonna need a bit more clarity on the highlighted part.

 

[SassySheDevil]

Ok, I'm gonna need a bit more clarity on the highlighted part.

Cocks

 

[Rawhide_101]

Cocks

Wow . . . things really getting frothy now!

 

[SassySheDevil]

Wow . . . things really getting frothy now!

Lol sorry. I derailed the thread again. I'll take my dirty mind to bed. Thank you again for the smiles tonight.

 

[Rawhide_101]

Lol sorry. I derailed the thread again. I'll take my dirty mind to bed. Thank you again for the smiles tonight.

Derailed? How so . . . as long as there's at least two people on the train, heading in the same direction . . . LOL

I'm quite enjoying creating this scenario.

I was just about to ask about audience participation . . .

 

[Fermina_Daza]

I’m not here enough anymore to develop a persona. I joined Lit to have a safe place to flirt without real commitment during my divorce. I come back now because I remember the fun I had and I keep hoping Lit becomes that again for me. But it’s like this hamster whee life is too busy/chaotic/stressful so I come to Lit for fun. But I can’t really have fun because I can’t make the connections or keep up because life is too busy/chaotic/stressful.

I’m pretty guarded here, don’t PM a lot. I’m more open IRl.

 

[Rawhide_101]

I’m not here enough anymore to develop a persona. I joined Lit to have a safe place to flirt without real commitment during my divorce. I come back now because I remember the fun I had and I keep hoping Lit becomes that again for me. But it’s like this hamster whee life is too busy/chaotic/stressful so I come to Lit for fun. But I can’t really have fun because I can’t make the connections or keep up because life is too busy/chaotic/stressful.

I’m pretty guarded here, don’t PM a lot. I’m more open IRl.

I hope you find some fun . . .

 

[Lord Pmann]

We all talked about our personality traits yesterday. It was interesting to read how people perceive themselves. Today’s question splinters off from that. I’m talking about the opposing parts of our personality. These are things that just seem to be at odds with who we are in some way.

For me, I consider myself a Christian, yet I am married and I’m here on Lit without my spouse’s knowledge. That would be a pretty conflicting aspect of my personality. Or, I’m super preppy and classy AF, but sometimes I would love to watch porn with girls who are all tattooed and look badass. And, of course, big boobs. Or, I’m a bit of a food snob with some things, but I’ll eat McDonalds and absolutely love it.

What personality traits or likes/dislikes do you have that are at odds? Do you embrace your yin-yang or does it bother you?



If You Don’t Know Me By Now by David Brent

https://youtu.be/QlSv818d1Rk

 

[blade_rocknut]

I'm a walking oxymoron on several levels, and it gets me mislabeled and erroneously pigeonholed on the regular.
Or maybe that's just because our society has chosen binary polarity over nuance. I won't go into much depth here, because I try to steer clear of that which is political. I'll just say I hold views on both sides of the aisle; and some are quite far from the center.

Otherwise, I value intelligence but loathe elitism and snobbery.

I like people with vast vocabularies, and music with 3 chords.

I like playing a Telecaster in heels rather than boots.

I'm into all manner of feminine wares, yet I'm not an effeminate male, and still enjoy more "masculine" hobbies and pursuits than most guys.

Dichotomy is boring and stifling.