Litiquette VI

[aussiegeekygal]

Because it goes down earlier than you expected?

I'm ashamed to admit I just got this...

I need sleep.

 

[blade_rocknut]

Is it lickable?

That's the true test of a delightful scrotum.

I like to think so, in regard to my own. My bag of jewels is rather compact, and I'm neither ashamed to admit that nor bothered by the situation. Helps keep the inhabitants out of danger, particularly with cycling being a hobby of mine.

Low hanging fruit is not cool.

I'd imagine there's a manner by which to quantify the volumetric capacity of a scrotum. Mine would surely tend below the range of average, despite the remainder of the gear sitting comfortably among upper mediocrity.

To add to the oral acuity/ size debate...let's just say I learned oral before I discovered what the "average" range of penis sizes covered. However, as mentioned above, one never knows if a lady has previously enjoyed a behemoth, and 'tis better to swing for the fence.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Another follow up to yesterday’s conversation, since you are all a bunch of shallow bastards.

How important are looks to you on a site like this? With play partners? With friends? Do you find yourself attracted to people out of your normal type?

Beautiful by Joydrop

https://youtu.be/-6qkXMKmzAs

 

[Lonelywife1205]

Another follow up to yesterday’s conversation, since you are all a bunch of shallow bastards.

How important are looks to you on a site like this? With play partners? With friends? Do you find yourself attracted to people out of your normal type?

Beautiful by Joydrop

https://youtu.be/-6qkXMKmzAs

To me, looks on a site like this are important only if things are going to progress beyond a friendship. I can have homely friends, after all, some things you have no control over. But this is usually where the rubber meets the road so to speak. You can be talking and things are going seemingly well and then the moment of truth...the reveal....
There have been times where I have been disappointed because there was no attraction and there have been times where I have been completely pleasantly surprised. When there is a spark of mutual attraction and chemistry, there’s nothing quite like it. It’s addicting to me like a drug.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Another follow up to yesterday’s conversation, since you are all a bunch of shallow bastards.

How important are looks to you on a site like this? With play partners? With friends? Do you find yourself attracted to people out of your normal type?

Beautiful by Joydrop

https://youtu.be/-6qkXMKmzAs

I don't find myself attracted to people on here that often. When I do, it helps if I know what they look like but it can absolutely backfire. It's shallow of me but I also don't play around so as not to hurt feelings.

I don't give a shit what my friends look like here or in real life. I like to be around people who feel good to be around. Looks have very little to do with that.

 

[LurkingPhoenix]

Another follow up to yesterday’s conversation, since you are all a bunch of shallow bastards.

How important are looks to you on a site like this? With play partners? With friends? Do you find yourself attracted to people out of your normal type?

Beautiful by Joydrop

https://youtu.be/-6qkXMKmzAs

Looks aren't important to me in general here. Especially for friends, for which I have zero attractiveness criteria for. And the reverse is true empirically, or I'd have far fewer friends.

For play partners? It's a very small factor. I need to like/want you as a person...meaning brain and heart and words...to want/crave/lust for you sexually. I'm the same offline. If I don't like your personality, I'm not sexually-intetested.

Do I find myself attracted to people outside my "type"? Sure...especially considering I don't have a cast-iron type. (which is only half-a-lie...).

Attract my brain, and you're at least three-quarters of the way to my cock.

 

[StacyLeigh]

How important are looks to you on a site like this? With play partners? With friends? Do you find yourself attracted to people out of your normal type?

For friendship, looks are a non-issue. In fact, it’s likely an easier friendship if I’m not attracted to them. If I’m looking for a partner of some kind then mutual attraction, mentally and physically, is certainly a factor to consider.

Looks are equally as important to me online as in person - it just seems to happen at a later stage in getting to know one another.

I do have a type, but it’s somewhat broad. I’ve been attracted to a few people who fall distinctly outside of this type online, but not many. I’m certain that the opportunity to get to know them before seeing them played a factor in that and I find that change kind of refreshing.

 

[Lord Pmann]

So now that we’ve all established that you’re a bunch of shallow, soulless monsters who only care about dick/tit size, I want to explore this further. I want more details. I’ll ask a series of questions.

1. What is the most memorable thing you’ve ever done to get someone’s attention?
a. Here at Lit.
b. Out in the real world.
2. What’s the most memorable thing someone has done to get YOUR attention?
a. Here at Lit.
b. Out in the real world.

Bonus if you tell me the weirdest thing you or someone else has done for your attention.

The Blower’s Daughter by Damien Rice
https://youtu.be/5YXVMCHG-Nk

 

[Dribble]

Another follow up to yesterday’s conversation, since you are all a bunch of shallow bastards.

How important are looks to you on a site like this? With play partners? With friends? Do you find yourself attracted to people out of your normal type?

Beautiful by Joydrop

https://youtu.be/-6qkXMKmzAs

I am surprised by the answers. When blood flows to my cock, I guarantee that blood is not in my brain. Guess I am unique?

 

[blade_rocknut]

Yesterday's question..i wasn't around much.

I like some folks here whom I scarcely, if it all know what they look like, but that's fine. I'm not pretending to try to get into anyone's britches on this site, and the banter is mostly for fun. As such, a sexy snippet or, of course; boob pic is enough for the mind to reverse engineer the person, IF the personality is there to grab my attention.
I think anyone would prefer to be found attractive by those they also find attractive.

 

[Dribble]

So now that we’ve all established that you’re a bunch of shallow, soulless monsters who only care about dick/tit size, I want to explore this further. I want more details. I’ll ask a series of questions.

1. What is the most memorable thing you’ve ever done to get someone’s attention?
a. Here at Lit.
b. Out in the real world.
2. What’s the most memorable thing someone has done to get YOUR attention?
a. Here at Lit.
b. Out in the real world.

Bonus if you tell me the weirdest thing you or someone else has done for your attention.

The Blower’s Daughter by Damien Rice
https://youtu.be/5YXVMCHG-Nk

1a) I sent her a plane ticket
1b) I married the person in 1a

2a) she showed up
2b) Go look in the bathroom. Looks nice baby. Not that asshole...on the counter. What's this plus plus sign mean? That cant be right...oh fuck....I am going to be sick...

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I guess as a girl I haven't really got the same perspective.

1. I existed *
2. No freaking clue.

There's no peacocking here.

 

[SMNaughtywife]

1. What is the most memorable thing you’ve ever done to get someone’s attention?
a. Here at Lit.
I posted a pic of my lips on a thread years ago. Wasn’t looking for specifically anyone in particular. It was the first pic I’d ever posted of myself and it was more of a thrill. He saw, liked and still likes.

b. Out in the real world.
“If you think I say yes to everything you’re very mistaken. Please leave right now and don’t come back.”

2. What’s the most memorable thing someone has done to get YOUR attention?
a. Here at Lit.
Oh those first few PMs, wow...

b. Out in the real world.
I’m married, so my husband deciding he wanted to keep my around might count for something.

 

[Lord Pmann]

https://voca.ro/nsqRlJrlkER

 

[SassySheDevil]

https://voca.ro/nsqRlJrlkER

haha I remember that thread.

 

[LurkingPhoenix]

On Lit? I've posted some very ill-considered images of my male anatomy, not for one person's approval but just seeking attention...and then pulled them down in embarrassment almost immediately.

In the real world? I shaved my beard off in my early 20s, because a girl that turned me on in the worst way hated beards...only to find out she thought I was cuter with it. Oops. Stopped doing things for attention after that.

To get my attention? Someone long ago sent me an unsolicited video of her husband performing oral on her. Weird...

In the real world? I got eyeballed up and down by a store cashier. In front of my gf at the time. That didn't end well. For anyone.

 

[beachbaby179]

https://voca.ro/nsqRlJrlkER

<Runs to find the 'What Made You Laugh' thread>

 

[StacyLeigh]

So now that we’ve all established that you’re a bunch of shallow, soulless monsters who only care about dick/tit size, I want to explore this further. I want more details. I’ll ask a series of questions.

1. What is the most memorable thing you’ve ever done to get someone’s attention?
a. Here at Lit.
b. Out in the real world.
2. What’s the most memorable thing someone has done to get YOUR attention?
a. Here at Lit.
b. Out in the real world.

Bonus if you tell me the weirdest thing you or someone else has done for your attention.

1a: As a woman on Lit you don't have to do much, aside from breathe, to get attention. Admittedly though, if I've wanted to speak with someone who hasn't reached out to me, I will often message them with a question about something personal they've posted to break the ice...that's about it.

1b: In the real world, I find that just being present and genuinely caring about someone is often enough to stand out from others.

2a: Aside from creepy tributes, I haven't had many go to great lengths to get my attention on Lit. I suppose I either seem too aloof to put in the effort or maybe it is assumed that grand gestures won't work on me (how little you know!).

2b. In college, I had a guy reenact the "Say Anything" scene...very sweet. And I had a guy, who hated running, train for a half marathon just to spend time with me.

 

[mulehead61]

1a: As a woman on Lit you don't have to do much, aside from breathe, to get attention. Admittedly though, if I've wanted to speak with someone who hasn't reached out to me, I will often message them with a question about something personal they've posted to break the ice...that's about it.

1b: In the real world, I find that just being present and genuinely caring about someone is often enough to stand out from others.

2a: Aside from creepy tributes, I haven't had many go to great lengths to get my attention on Lit. I suppose I either seem too aloof to put in the effort or maybe it is assumed that grand gestures won't work on me (how little you know!).

2b. In college, I had a guy reenact the "Say Anything" scene...very sweet. And I had a guy, who hated running, train for a half marathon just to spend time with me.

I always feel for a new woman on Lit. It doesn’t take 5 minutes for the horn dogs and lurkers to fill their PM inbox. Even when the woman gives no indication she’s interested; that’s when the guys will say she’s an aloof bitch.

 

[mulehead61]

Or a prude.
Yes. I’m on a sex site because I’m a prude.

Uh, yea. How dare you come to a sex site and be a prude!

But not all of Lit is about sex right?

 

[Lord Pmann]

I always feel for a new woman on Lit. It doesn’t take 5 minutes for the horn dogs and lurkers to fill their PM inbox. Even when the woman gives no indication she’s interested; that’s when the guys will say she’s an aloof bitch.

Don’t encourage those prudes with your support.

 

[Trekka]

I always feel for a new woman on Lit. It doesn’t take 5 minutes for the horn dogs and lurkers to fill their PM inbox.

Fun fact: it's not just the lurkers that bombard the newbie inbox. Old-timers and Titans of the Boards do as well.

2b. In college, I had a guy reenact the "Say Anything" scene...very sweet.

^^ That's adorable

So now that we’ve all established that you’re a bunch of shallow, soulless monsters who only care about dick/tit size, I want to explore this further. I want more details. I’ll ask a series of questions.

1. What is the most memorable thing you’ve ever done to get someone’s attention?
a. Here at Lit.
b. Out in the real world.
2. What’s the most memorable thing someone has done to get YOUR attention?
a. Here at Lit.
b. Out in the real world.

Bonus if you tell me the weirdest thing you or someone else has done for your attention.

The Blower’s Daughter by Damien Rice
https://youtu.be/5YXVMCHG-Nk

1a. Referencing song lyrics: good compatibility litmus test

1b. In 8th grade I gave the boy down the street a little gift bag of Hershey's Kisses for Valentine's Day. I had removed the little flags from the foil and replaced them with flags of my own-- little strips of paper upon which I wrote "Hint, Hint!" Spent the next 10 years rolling around in the neighborhood bushes with him on and off.

2a. This is a fun story. He got my ***negative*** attention when he...

Looked at a pic I'd sent and told me that, in fact, the girl in the pic was *not* me, it was "some Tumblr model" with a much looser, flappier pussy than mine. But it was honestly a pic of me! A damn hot one at that.

Then he argued with me about it. Said he'd seen me in all my glory before, and he knew damn well that I had a nice tight little slit. And this chica he was looking at presently didn't align with his memory. So in essence, he said I had a gaping vagina.

Adding insult to injury, he refused to apologize for the gaffe. Instead, he sent me a photo retrospective in his defense-- a timeline, if you will, of photos of my naughty bits, taken from various angles, that pictorially explained, in his mind at least, how he came to his erroneous conclusion. Nope, he couldn't just say "I'm sorry." Yep, that happened.

(Positive attention? 1sb posted a personal ad once that, back in the day, gave me quite a chuckle, and like the brat that I am, prompted me to message him first (top from the bottom, much?) and 'twas the beginning of a rather exceptional friendship that, sadly, ended too soon.)

2b. It was a triumvirate: He didn't ask to see my tits, he commented on a pic I'd posted of Rune Stones that I'd cast (he knew what they were!), and then, after chatting with me casually, flirtatiously, and respectfully for a reasonable number of days he asked, "So what's a guy like me gotta do to get a pretty girl like you to give him her phone number?" And now we live together.

 

[blade_rocknut]

Fun fact: it's not just the lurkers that bombard the newbie inbox. Old-timers and Titans of the Boards do as well.



^^ That's adorable



1a. Referencing song lyrics: good compatibility litmus test

1b. In 8th grade I gave the boy down the street a little gift bag of Hershey's Kisses for Valentine's Day. I had removed the little flags from the foil and replaced them with flags of my own-- little strips of paper upon which I wrote "Hint, Hint!" Spent the next 10 years rolling around in the neighborhood bushes with him on and off.

2a. This is a fun story. He got my ***negative*** attention when he...

Looked at a pic I'd sent and told me that, in fact, the girl in the pic was *not* me, it was "some Tumblr model" with a much looser, flappier pussy than mine. But it was honestly a pic of me! A damn hot one at that.

Then he argued with me about it. Said he'd seen me in all my glory before, and he knew damn well that I had a nice tight little slit. And this chica he was looking at presently didn't align with his memory. So in essence, he said I had a gaping vagina.

Adding insult to injury, he refused to apologize for the gaffe. Instead, he sent me a photo retrospective in his defense-- a timeline, if you will, of photos of my naughty bits, taken from various angles, that pictorially explained, in his mind at least, how he came to his erroneous conclusion. Nope, he couldn't just say "I'm sorry." Yep, that happened.

(Positive attention? 1sb posted a personal ad once that, back in the day, gave me quite a chuckle, and like the brat that I am, prompted me to message him first (top from the bottom, much?) and 'twas the beginning of a rather exceptional friendship that, sadly, ended too soon.)

2b. It was a triumvirate: He didn't ask to see my tits, he commented on a pic I'd posted of Rune Stones that I'd cast (he knew what they were!), and then, after chatting with me casually, flirtatiously, and respectfully for a reasonable number of days he asked, "So what's a guy like me gotta do to get a pretty girl like you to give him her phone number?" And now we live together.

I can't be the only one here who wants to see all this photographic evidence, complete with the defense exhibit.

 

[blade_rocknut]

No, you're not.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Orgasms... likely no better feeling in the world than an orgasm. I haven’t used drugs, but I’ve heard that described as such. That’s hard for me to imagine, but I’ll take their word for it.

Anyway, most of us here probably have a decently high sex drive or need for orgasm compared to the general population. My question today is, how often do you need this? I hear tales of people going weeks without one and this is something I cannot understand. I remember one person saying that they went a year. I may as well try to avoid eating or taking a wee for a year as that would be equally as hard for me.

So, let’s hear it... how often does your O-face make an appearance?

Hallelujah (cover) by Jeff Buckley

https://youtu.be/y8AWFf7EAc4