Litiquette VI

[parker77]

So now that we’ve all established that you’re a bunch of shallow, soulless monsters who only care about dick/tit size, I want to explore this further. I want more details.

to bastardize Liz Phair’s eloquent line, i ain’t never did nothing.

 

[parker77]

Orgasms... likely no better feeling in the world than an orgasm. I haven’t used drugs, but I’ve heard that described as such. That’s hard for me to imagine, but I’ll take their word for it.

Anyway, most of us here probably have a decently high sex drive or need for orgasm compared to the general population. My question today is, how often do you need this? I hear tales of people going weeks without one and this is something I cannot understand. I remember one person saying that they went a year. I may as well try to avoid eating or taking a wee for a year as that would be equally as hard for me.

So, let’s hear it... how often does your O-face make an appearance?

clearly this question should be answered excluding consideration of No Nut November.

 

[Lord Pmann]

clearly this question should be answered excluding consideration of No Nut November.

I don’t recognize No Nut November on the Pmannian calendar.

 

[The_gladiator]

I don’t recognize No Nut November on the Pmannian calendar.

This... sounds horrible

 

[LurkingPhoenix]

I tend to be two a day...sometimes three, as long as I have the privacy to do so. At least two, though, preferably back to back.

Lately, lack of privacy has limited that ability, as most have experienced, where I'm lucky to slip one in.

 

[Lonelywife1205]

My O-face makes an appearance at least 3 times a week. Possibly more depending on who my partner is at the time. I have specific times every week when i know I’ll be alone, so I try to be intentional about it because I hate missed opportunities. I can go a couple of weeks without needing to have one, but I enjoy them, so why not. And for me, it’s more about the intimacy of sharing it with someone than the actual orgasm itself.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I don't need to cum often. I don't need sex often. This is more circumstances at the moment than the norm, but I can't even think about what is "normal" anymore...

I think last year I had sex maybe 10 times. I didn't masturbate at all.

My libido ebbs and flows and right now it's at a low point.

 

[numeniusa]

I will usually cum twice or three times in a sexy times session. Sometimes more. Rarely less. And there will usually be two or three sessions a week. If it's been particularly intense and I've cum a lot in a session, it sort of feels right to let the desire build up properly before another session, like refilling the orgasm bank, if you like. I think that's a relatively new thing for me, probably menopause related.

You're right, it is just the best feeling. I've never taken non-pharmaceutical drugs either, but I imagine it to be a similar rush.

(Aside: I'd really, really like to try morphine. Everyone I know who has had it after a surgery says it's just lovely.)

 

[parker77]

This... sounds horrible

blame Defaulty for introducing it in this setting, not me.

 

[SMNaughtywife]

2a. This is a fun story. He got my ***negative*** attention when he...

Looked at a pic I'd sent and told me that, in fact, the girl in the pic was *not* me, it was "some Tumblr model" with a much looser, flappier pussy than mine. But it was honestly a pic of me! A damn hot one at that.

Then he argued with me about it. Said he'd seen me in all my glory before, and he knew damn well that I had a nice tight little slit. And this chica he was looking at presently didn't align with his memory. So in essence, he said I had a gaping vagina.

Adding insult to injury, he refused to apologize for the gaffe. Instead, he sent me a photo retrospective in his defense-- a timeline, if you will, of photos of my naughty bits, taken from various angles, that pictorially explained, in his mind at least, how he came to his erroneous conclusion. Nope, he couldn't just say "I'm sorry." Yep, that happened.

This was indeed a shit show conversation and the defense timeline was a mix of hilarious and straight up WTF you idiot, good grief, ummm you just said all that?!

Drunk PMing, head clearly up his ass and zero apology given is not a good look. Well, maybe some are all over that hot mess. Mmmhmmmm....
#WinnerWinnerChickenDinner

I can't be the only one here who wants to see all this photographic evidence, complete with the defense exhibit.

No, you're not.

Oh it was hot and priceless.

Orgasms... likely no better feeling in the world than an orgasm. I haven’t used drugs, but I’ve heard that described as such. That’s hard for me to imagine, but I’ll take their word for it.

Anyway, most of us here probably have a decently high sex drive or need for orgasm compared to the general population. My question today is, how often do you need this? I hear tales of people going weeks without one and this is something I cannot understand. I remember one person saying that they went a year. I may as well try to avoid eating or taking a wee for a year as that would be equally as hard for me.

So, let’s hear it... how often does your O-face make an appearance?

Hallelujah (cover) by Jeff Buckley

https://youtu.be/y8AWFf7EAc4

My Os come in multiples always. Not quite always daily, but pretty damn close.

 

[parker77]

I don’t recognize No Nut November on the Pmannian calendar.

i don't blame you.

 

[Corbal]

i don't blame you.

Blame me.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Blame me.

I blame you for not being able to have orgasms.

 

[SassySheDevil]

Mine are all over the place. I don't need them daily. Sometimes it's weekly (multiple times a week) and sometimes it's every couple weeks.
Lately, barely at all.
They help me sleep though. So more often when I'm really dealing with the insomnia.
I rarely lack a sex drive. Just the energy to want to work for it. (on my own)

 

[hotwords229_A]

Yes, daily. Although this past week has been so busy I just want to go to bed instead of dealing with Captain Cranks-A-Lot.

Like Sassy, it does help me sleep. Many a night I’ve had to get up and take care of business in order to sleep.

Someone should invent a bed that blows you to sleep. We must have that technology by now, right?

 

[Richard_C]

I got 4 different girls stopping by today at different times, and it's a slow day!

 

[StacyLeigh]

So, let’s hear it... how often does your O-face make an appearance?

Even though I was called an aloof bitch and a prude yesterday.... it averages about once/twice daily for me, sometimes more, sometimes zero - but never zero in a week.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I got 4 different girls stopping by today at different times, and it's a slow day!

Does the C in Richard C stand for Coronavirus, COVID-19 or Chlamydia?

“Yes” is an acceptable answer.

 

[Lord Pmann]

At least 2 or more times a week for me. Depends on my mood, really.

A week or day?

Even though I was called an aloof bitch and a prude yesterday.... it averages about once/twice daily for me, sometimes more, sometimes zero - but never zero in a week.

Damn. Harsh words.

 

[Lonelywife1205]

Does the C in Richard C stand for Coronavirus, COVID-19 or Chlamydia?

“Yes” is an acceptable answer.

C could also stand for Crack Whore.
Just kidding Richard_C

 

[Lord Pmann]

Hello fellow masturbators.

Quick question... If you knew you had a friend here at Lit who was in lurv with someone and you found out they were getting two timed, would you tell the person? How about off lit?

Dear Claudia by SouthFM

https://youtu.be/RKDAFiQtY14

 

[Richard_C]

Does the C in Richard C stand for Coronavirus, COVID-19 or Chlamydia?

“Yes” is an acceptable answer.

C could also stand for Crack Whore.
Just kidding Richard_C

Haha! Could stand for Compulsive liar!

 

[Cyberbella]

I got 4 different girls stopping by today at different times, and it's a slow day!

And I believed I was the only one! *sobs*

 

[The_gladiator]

Haha! Could stand for Compulsive liar!

my vote is for this one, lol.

 

[The_gladiator]

Hello fellow masturbators.

Quick question... If you knew you had a friend here at Lit who was in lurv with someone and you found out they were getting two timed, would you tell the person? How about off lit?

Dear Claudia by SouthFM

https://youtu.be/RKDAFiQtY14

snitches get stitches...

but honestly I stay the fuck out of shit like that. you don't know what agreements they have behind closed doors, maybe it's not cheating but an open agreement. I'm not going to butt in like that.

also, it's lit... doesn't everyone pretty much fuck everyone else at one point or another? exaggerating a bit, but I think there are some that expect too much reality out of a fantasy world like this place.