Litiquette V

[Paul_Chance]

So penetrative sex is the only sex that fills that emptiness?

I'd say no. If we continue with the metaphor of the value of a bowl being the emptiness, we can consider the singing bowls common in Tibetan monasteries, where the value of the bowl arises from the song, with is brought about by a slow, firm, circling of the very rim of the bowl, filling the emptiness with sound.

But, good sex is far beyond the physical - there is another emptiness that is filled in a compassionate physical relationship - and that is the emptiness in the metaphorical heart, that is awoken by compassion and love and contact. I'd forward that is the true value and it exists well beyond the physicality of any act.

 

[beachbaby179]

Let me guess. You guys were both in the Debate Club.
*grins and grabs my notebook...

 

[Paul_Chance]

Let me guess. You guys were both in the Debate Club.
*grins and grabs my notebook...

I was kicked out of debating club because I argued too much LOL. But, I do enjoy a good navel gazing conversation.

 

[ChainedUp]

Does the donut taste better because of the hold? Nope, the hole has no impact on the value of the flavor.

 

[Paul_Chance]

Does the donut taste better because of the hold? Nope, the hole has no impact on the value of the flavor.

The donut itself though has no value until it fills the emptiness of appetite. The sensation and pleasure of the donut becomes valuable at the point it begins to satiate the appetite, to fill the emptiness of the taste buds with the sensation of delight. Otherwise, it just sits in the box and becomes stale, all of its potential wasted. We don't value donuts in themselves. We don't buy them to look at the them. We buy them to eat them and the enjoy them. No appetite. No desire. No joy.

 

[ChainedUp]

We've reaeched the "over-thinking" zone. Please return to our regularly scheleduled filth. Trekka, Suz_anne, SMN, Aussie -- you're on!

 

[Lord Pmann]

So penetrative sex is the only sex that fills that emptiness?

I feel like we should do some research.

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

Can the room explain to me the value of __________?

Well, Sammy brought his own thing to the band. He often gets unfairly blamed for the change in the band's sound but the fact is is that Eddie, for better or worse, was pushing for more pop oriented songs and keyboard material. Plus if you listen to 5150 there's still plenty of rock songs. Sammy really does get a bad rep and I don't think he deserves it.

 

[Paul_Chance]

Sammy definitely gets the short end of the stick I think. If you look at Van Halen's awards tally (Grammy, AMA, MTV) it's clustered entirely around the time Sammy was front man - both nominations and wins. That was pretty much their creative peak as a band.

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

Sammy definitely gets the short end of the stick I think. If you look at Van Halen's awards tally (Grammy, AMA, MTV) it's clustered entirely around the time Sammy was front man - both nominations and wins. That was pretty much their creative peak as a band.

They definitely became a different kind of band once they swapped Sammy for Dave. A little more sophisticated. And I love the Dave stuff too, of course. If you listen to the Dave stuff and then 1984, it's almost a seamless transition from 1984 to 5150.

(Total Van Halen nerd right here)

 

[Trekka]

Right Now is a good tune to jog to. Just my two cents!

 

[Trekka]

Plus, and this may raise some eyebrows but, Sammy is hotter than Dave. Which, when ya get down to the nitty gritty, is really important stuff to consider.

 

[Suz_anne]

They definitely became a different kind of band once they swapped Sammy for Dave. A little more sophisticated. And I love the Dave stuff too, of course. If you listen to the Dave stuff and then 1984, it's almost a seamless transition from 1984 to 5150.

(Total Van Halen nerd right here)

I will concede that there are a couple of good post-Dave songs, but there is NO WAY that Sammy is better or made the band better.

The album Van Halen is by far the best Van Halen album. Not even a question.

 

[Trekka]

http://stayswetlonger.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/12096618_10153644588028967_3928336718502099484_n.jpg

 

[Suz_anne]

I feel like we should do some research.

You're probably right. For science and stuff.

https://cdn.drawception.com/images/panels/2012/3-30/PWW77gWWcy-2.png

 

[Trekka]

OK don't ask how I found this but-- everyone, your attention please. Today's philosophical debate was indeed super fun but now it's time to consider more earthy matters. For example, the "ride-on unicorn sex toy" exists.

Admittedly, it has nothing to do with donuts. But still. Behold:

https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1123/3540/products/huge-sex-toys-the-unicorn-head-ride-on-sex-toy-4_1024x1024.jpeg?v=1455474431

 

[Suz_anne]

Well, if we're getting freak-ay, there is a company that makes a variety of Dragon dildos. And they all have names.

I give you...Fenrir.

http://assets.bad-dragon.com/images/product_images/00155_resized.jpg

 

[Trekka]

What's with the coke ca-- ... oh.

Oh my.

Dracarys!

 

[Paul_Chance]

Holy crap!


<- runs for the hills in armored underwear

 

[Suz_anne]

I was shocked that I didn't see any with GOT names.

I think you still win for freakiest... you would risk organ damage from trying to ride that unicorn head. Unless it isn't that big...they should include a pop can, too! For scale, you perverts.

 

[Suz_anne]

Holy crap!


<- runs for the hills in armored underwear

*chases Paul with the extra large Fenrir*

We could win wars with that thing.

 

[Trekka]

I was shocked that I didn't see any with GOT names.

I think you still win for freakiest... you would risk organ damage from trying to ride that thing. Unless it isn't that big...they should include a pop can, too! For scale, you perverts.

when you say "YOU would risk organ failure..." i'm gonna assume you're talking about the general 'you'? the 'vosotros' ? The 'royal you'?

Because certainly, I would *never* engage in fucking a unicorn horn. And definitely not in a skeezy looking garage. It would have to be at least a 3 star hotel. #classierthanthat

 

[Suz_anne]

when you say "YOU would risk organ failure..." i'm gonna assume you're talking about the general 'you'? the 'vosotros' ? The 'royal you'?

Because certainly, I would *never* engage in fucking a unicorn horn. And definitely not in a skeezy looking garage. It would have to be at least a 3 star hotel. #classierthanthat

Of course I was using the royal "you". We all know you don't have a huge floppy vagina capable of sheathing that thing.

 

[Trekka]

Of course I was using the royal "you". We all know you don't have a huge floppy vagina capable of sheathing that thing.

I would think a floppier vagina would be necessary for YOUR dragon dildos. They look quite girthy. But perhaps that's how you northern girls roll.

My naughty unicorn horns, although long, appear quite slim. And I am tall. So. You know. Royally speaking. One might not need a big floppy vagina to ride a unicorn's face.

 

[Suz_anne]

I bet my floppy twat could take a couple of XL Fenrir's. You can also fly me as a kite on a windy day when I'm not wearing undies. #Dragonslayer