Litiquette V

[Trekka]

*fishes around in the junk drawer for some twine...

Well my ice cold slim-fit vag could pop that frosty soda can open with kegels alone. #winteriscoming

 

[UnchainedWordist]

*fishes around in the junk drawer for some twine...

Well my ice cold slim-fit vag could pop that frosty soda can open with kegels alone. #winteriscoming

Ha!!!

Um..hello Winter.

 

[Lord Pmann]

You're probably right. For science and stuff.

https://cdn.drawception.com/images/panels/2012/3-30/PWW77gWWcy-2.png

Yes. I'm sure Harvard or someone will give us a grant.

 

[Trekka]

Yes. I'm sure Harvard or someone will give us a grant.

It's almost as if someone raised a Bat Signal indicating that all his best girlfriends were online at once and *poof* Pmann appears.

I wonder who could've had the power to summon such a busy and powerful man?

Sidebar: A girl I knew in high school ate several donuts off the cock of one of my good guy friends, they were hidden away behind the soda machines or something, before English class one day. True story.

And now I'm hungry.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I once ate three dozen Krispy Kremes. True story.

 

[Trekka]

I once ate three dozen Krispy Kremes. True story.

That must've been one helluva long cock.

 

[Suz_anne]

I once ate three dozen Krispy Kremes. True story.

That must've been one helluva long cock.

Hahahahahahahahaha - that made me lol for realz.

 

[Trekka]

Hahahahahahahahaha - that made me lol for realz.

I cannot google "donut porn" as I am trying to lose weight. It's just too risky.

But yet, the power of comedy compels me...

 

[Lord Pmann]

Wellllll played, Trekka.

 

[Trekka]

Wellllll played, Trekka.

This is a compliment. I am confused. You're supposed to either ignore me or make fun of me.

What kind of Ptrickery is this?

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

Now I'll say if I'm listening to Van Halen it's usually Dave. Fair Warning or Women and Children First.

My main point is that there's room for both.

Are we still talking about VH?

 

[Trekka]

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/43/e4/b6/43e4b688e30912939e27ab6bb705495a.jpg

Hubba hubba. How many donuts could Pmann eat offa that trouser trout?

 

[Suz_anne]

https://68.media.tumblr.com/4844137fced2b04c2af8e47f89d8b88a/tumblr_om7wp4mRit1try5b4o1_540.jpg

He is still SO hawt...

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

I used to have a Peavey Wolfgang guitar kinda like he's playing in that picture. It was pretty awesome. Played wonderfully. I don't have it anymore but I do have the EVH Phase 90 among my pedals.

http://www.guitarcenter.com/Used/MXR/EVH90-Eddie-Van-Halen-Phaser-Effect-Pedal-112833324.gc?cntry=us&source=4WWMWXGP&gclid=CPjpncyqudICFRO1wAodDRkKxA&kwid=productads-adid^66736785762-device^m-plaid^172961284602-sku^112833324@ADL4GC-adType^PLA

 

[Trekka]

I used to have a Peavey Wolfgang guitar kinda like he's playing in that picture. It was pretty awesome. Played wonderfully. I don't have it anymore but I do have the EVH Phase 90 among my pedals.

http://www.guitarcenter.com/Used/MXR/EVH90-Eddie-Van-Halen-Phaser-Effect-Pedal-112833324.gc?cntry=us&source=4WWMWXGP&gclid=CPjpncyqudICFRO1wAodDRkKxA&kwid=productads-adid^66736785762-device^m-plaid^172961284602-sku^112833324@ADL4GC-adType^PLA

I like how you linked to that pedal like LittleSister used to link to really obscene sexual acts....

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

I like how you linked to that pedal like LittleSister used to link to really obscene sexual acts....

Haha I did! Good eye

 

[Suz_anne]

So, NRJ... I'm waiting for some Little Sister-style porn links...

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

So, NRJ... I'm waiting for some Little Sister-style porn links...

Lol I don't really do the gross stuff, just fyi.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

So, NRJ... I'm waiting for some Little Sister-style porn links...

Like this?

Or this?

 

[Trekka]

Like this?

Or this?

Well, I'm awake.

 

[vibes]

Like this?

Or this?

I won't be able to look at an electric guitar in the same way again

 

[Lord Pmann]

This is a compliment. I am confused. You're supposed to either ignore me or make fun of me.

What kind of Ptrickery is this?

Nope. A compliment. Well done.

Like this?

Or this?

I literally had that guitar. In red. Never used it like that though. It was a great ass toy though. Kidding! I just used it to play and melt knickers.

 

[Lord Pmann]

https://68.media.tumblr.com/4844137fced2b04c2af8e47f89d8b88a/tumblr_om7wp4mRit1try5b4o1_540.jpg

He is still SO hawt...

I can't tell if this is a joke. You don't like older guys. You like younger guy.

 

[Trekka]

I can't tell if this is a joke. You don't like older guys. You like younger guy.

He's clearly still hot and it's clearly not a joke, young 'un

 

[ChainedUp]

Context......the unicorn of online. Without it, things turn into a shit show, with it and subtle nuances can be the bucket of gold at the end of the rainbow.

And my point?

Pink at night, sailor's delight, pink in the morning, sailors take warning. Ever know a sailor that didn't delight in pink no matter when they saw it?

Perhaps you've picked up on my random, for no good reason approach today......

Make it a complete sentence, make it relevant within itself, and post to your heart's content.

PS damn these are some good brownies