Litiquette V

Enjoying your Literotica porn? Which are you more willing to do?

  • Enjoy whatever is posted

    Votes: 193 60.9%
  • Try to find the most erotic images you can find and share them

    Votes: 34 10.7%
  • Post porn as a way to entice more PMs

    Votes: 10 3.2%
  • Post porn as shock value

    Votes: 2 0.6%
  • Use the porn you see here to masturbate to

    Votes: 78 24.6%

  • Total voters
    317
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Things I don't care about:

Reading books- I know that sounds awful. But I just don't wanna read a book. I read technical shit all day and I don't wanna do it when I get home.

The Big Bang Theory- motherfucker. If one more damned person tells me I should like that show because I'm an engineer I wanna scream.

Football- although I enjoyed the game last night.


Things I care about:

Survivor. The show, not the band. Best ever.

The Bachelor/Bachelorette. That's right, motherfuckers. Suz and I talk about that shit every week.

Artsy, folky music. Love it.
 
To the ladies hating on the comic book movies -- one word: Thor.

I grew up with the Hemsworths.

Jealous? :devil:

Truth be told, I wasn't old enough to understand the significance. I also spent a great deal of time on the "Home and Away" set where they started acting.
 
For Trekka.
She asked what I wore today, so here you go!

I did ask. And in a totally non skeezy way, I swear.

Aussie, I love that top! You look so pretty business casual! Hope your first day on the new job went well! 💙

ROFL
Great timing. I just got out of the shower and was airing out a little before jumping in bed.

Note how Pmann suddenly disappeared after this post to whack off :D

Looking beautiful as ever, you sexy overachiever, you! 💋

*whispers* can you get me Chris Hemsworth's personal cell ? I wanna sext him. :D

In other *cough* news, Suz and I will be watching Meet the Stress later tonight if you'd like to join. I keep trying to get her to watch it on Skype in nude with me... the way I like to watch Thor... :)
 
I did ask. And in a totally non skeezy way, I swear.

Aussie, I love that top! You look so pretty business casual! Hope your first day on the new job went well! 💙



Note how Pmann suddenly disappeared after this post to whack off :D

Looking beautiful as ever, you sexy overachiever, you! 💋

*whispers* can you get me Chris Hemsworth's personal cell ? I wanna sext him. :D

In other *cough* news, Suz and I will be watching Meet the Stress later tonight if you'd like to join. I keep trying to get her to watch it on Skype in nude with me... the way I like to watch Thor... :)

I don't even get a thanks? Ungrateful.
 
Today's question...

Social justice. I'm not talking about the bullshit political kinds. I don't care about marches and protests and all that. I'm talking about the kind where someone, a person or a company, that just got the brunt of your anger. What level of stubbornness are you willing to reach to get your way?

This comes in response to another war I've waged on Comcast. I need inspirational stories, people.
 
Today's question...

Social justice. I'm not talking about the bullshit political kinds. I don't care about marches and protests and all that. I'm talking about the kind where someone, a person or a company, that just got the brunt of your anger. What level of stubbornness are you willing to reach to get your way?

This comes in response to another war I've waged on Comcast. I need inspirational stories, people.

I just spent three hours arguing with the incompetent fools at Bank of America. Mindless drones, they are. It was Comcast level bad.

I just pulled all my business from them. Fuck 'em.
Someone is gonna be in trouble and I expect I'm going to be getting a very apologetic call in about an hour.

https://secure.static.tumblr.com/929d6f739ccb98a84f85e5d3c3fa90ca/7mptxhy/RTYnlrsr8/tumblr_static_filename_640_v2.jpg
 
*flashes the peace sign*

I'm a conscientious objector :)

Although I do recommend switching to U-verse
 
I work for a big bureaucracy, and I enjoy it, so by necessity, I'm a patient bitch. :)
 
ROFL

Great timing. I just got out of the shower and was airing out a little before jumping in bed.

Oh, in regards to this picture... the angles are covering up all the important bits. Trekka asked me to point that out, as she doesn't "want to look like a creepy lezzy".

*flashes the peace sign*

I'm a conscientious objector :)

Although I do recommend switching to U-verse

I would switch to Uverse if their internet offered the speeds at which I need to stream like 8 tabs of porn at once without buffering. Do you know what kills an orgasm quicker than a buffering porn vid? Nothing.

I just gave this question a decent amount of thought, and I realised that I'm quite a vindictive bitch.

I'm pretty vindictive too. Especially with monopolies or near monopolies like Comcast. I have gone to war with them before and won. This time, I may be losing. They can eat a bag of bleedy dicks.

But whenever I have a problem with one of these companies, I just write a letter to all the Corporate Execs. Usually not an email. Usually an actual letter. That gets the attention of the right person immediately. Luckily, for me (not Comcast), I have ALL of the executives' direct emails. So, after a couple of rounds of bullshit from the locals, I hit those fuckers. They don't like hearing from some asshole in Florida who needs his bill corrected. Usually CEOs have better shit to do. The email blast usually gets me results. I emailed 120+ people. No results this time, though. They are playing hardball. They probably just don't want me as a customer anymore. I'm a good customer, actually. I have never had any late payments or any of that shit. But if they say my bill is gonna be X and it ends up being X + $30, I get out my war paint.
 
I'm usually pretty passive, because I cherish my zen, but I can turn into someone that can scorch the earth via email. A couple years ago I had a bad experience with a car company and I pretty much declared war. I think I actually called someone "babydick" at one point.
 
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