Litiquette V

Enjoying your Literotica porn? Which are you more willing to do?

  • Enjoy whatever is posted

    Votes: 193 60.9%
  • Try to find the most erotic images you can find and share them

    Votes: 34 10.7%
  • Post porn as a way to entice more PMs

    Votes: 10 3.2%
  • Post porn as shock value

    Votes: 2 0.6%
  • Use the porn you see here to masturbate to

    Votes: 78 24.6%

  • Total voters
    317
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Why does it feel like everytime I post here I kill the thread?
 
Interesting question. Maybe that should be the topic of the day. Are there known thread killers? Are there those who try and kill a thread? Is it just bad luck and timing?
 
Interesting question. Maybe that should be the topic of the day. Are there known thread killers? Are there those who try and kill a thread? Is it just bad luck and timing?

Lol I inspired a topic, nice! I'm pretty sure for me it's just timing. People post at different times of the day. It happens.

Unless everyone secretly hates me. Which is always possible.
 
Boob pics, tush pics and full body pics all around I like. Close up vag pics I generally like, there just has to be context to it. Like if it's someone I'm dating or have an interest in. Or if it belongs to Scarlett Johansen or something like that.

I'm with you. I need cunt context. Boob shots are always welcomed. Unsolicited. I just don't care.

No dick pics please. Unless you just have something unique about your cock like it has wings or something like this guy:

http://i.imgur.com/VdTva2a.jpg
 
I'm with you. I need cunt context. Boob shots are always welcomed. Unsolicited. I just don't care.

No dick pics please. Unless you just have something unique about your cock like it has wings or something like this guy:

G]

Lol I'm not really a medical curiosity guy personally. I can't even tell what that is. Is that the balls or the D? My lord!

But yeah...Dicks are basically tools. Machinery of the industrial persuasion. But some people like looking at them of course. Women's body's are scenic landscapes. There's a lot to take in and admire.
 
Interesting question. Maybe that should be the topic of the day. Are there known thread killers? Are there those who try and kill a thread? Is it just bad luck and timing?
I seem to be fairly good at killing threads. Especially of the "say something ______ about the poster above you" variety. The thread dies or I get skipped. Must be my warm and welcoming nature. ;)

But yeah...Dicks are basically tools. Machinery of the industrial persuasion.
I feel like this is a rationalization to not send me a dick pic. :(
 
I seem to be fairly good at killing threads. Especially of the "say something ______ about the poster above you" variety. The thread dies or I get skipped. Must be my warm and welcoming nature. ;)


I feel like this is a rationalization to not send me a dick pic. :(

Omg those "say something nice" threads. I seriously get skipped every other time. I'm like "gee thanks". I will happily always say something nice about you, though, Suze. :rose:

Also I'm at a stage in my life where those romantic threads make me want to flip people off. V-Day is really going to hurt this year.

And if you want a D pic all you gotta do is ask. :p
 
This seems like a trick question. :confused:

If I eat healthy and exercise I feel good AND look good. If I do neither, well...not so much.

If only chocolate built muscle, improved the complexion, and increased flexibility.

*sigh*

Just go to the spanish steps in rome, break up a bar of chocolate into its little segments and place it all on the bottom step, then simple go from the top for each piece :D
 
The "say something nice threads" are so lame. It's like people sniffing each other's butts and they're never funny. I've participated a time or two but that's just to give the thread some style and class, yo.

Maybe I should post a dick pic collection.

And NRJ... don't fall for her dick pic scams. She's got a collection. When you find out you're just one more baby arm on the bedpost, it kinda stings.
 
Oh, it's Trekka's birthday today. She asked me to post that in here so we could all wish her a Happy Birthday.

(She didn't really ask that)
 
To Trekka...

Happy BIRTHDAY, beautiful girl!!! :heart::heart::heart::heart::heart::heart:



Do you see how I love you most because I used so many colors and a different font and stuff?
 
Love that this place can morph into what's ever needed. Gay porn, okay, deep thoughts, that works, even a birthday thread. Alrighty.

So what is it that you need today? Not in general but today, right now, what's consuming your mind?
 
I need a corporate wide prescription for Xanax. One of my clients lost two key people in three weeks time due to sudden resignations (they're pretty thoroughly dysfunctional). The last two days have been all out flame wars of bitching and blaming. I was telling a senior partner yesterday we need to tell them "we're dropping you as clients because you're a giant corral full of ass-hats". Since this senior partner is not from the US I had to explain to him what an ass-hat was. (It's someone whose head is so far up their own ass they think they're a hat in case you needed to add it to your vocabulary and use it in the right context.)
 
My mind is at capacity today.

I'm moving to Houston on Sunday. Just in time for the Superbowl. I move into the C-suite on Monday, and it is slightly terrifying.

I need to just get on with it all. Change is good, however it's more than a little intimidating.
 
Oh, it's Trekka's birthday today. She asked me to post that in here so we could all wish her a Happy Birthday.

(She didn't really ask that)

Happy BIRTHDAY, beautiful girl!!! :heart::heart::heart::heart::heart::heart:



Do you see how I love you most because I used so many colors and a different font and stuff?

I just happened to have two of these. This seems like a great place to drop the second one off.

Happy Birthday, Trekka. :rose:

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/5d/b1/20/5db1209ff39118775265f7cfdaac4de0.jpg


Love that this place can morph into what's ever needed. Gay porn, okay, deep thoughts, that works, even a birthday thread. Alrighty.

So what is it that you need today? Not in general but today, right now, what's consuming your mind?

I love you all to pieces and thank you to the moon and back! Mwaaaahs!

And Chained even almost kinda sorta obliquely referenced my birthday! *swoons*

What's consuming my mind right now? Honestly and truthfully? Bedtime. And all that that entails. :cool:
 
My mind is at capacity today.

I'm moving to Houston on Sunday. Just in time for the Superbowl. I move into the C-suite on Monday, and it is slightly terrifying.

I need to just get on with it all. Change is good, however it's more than a little intimidating.

Very best wishes on the successful outcome of all your changes!
 
My mind is at capacity today.

I'm moving to Houston on Sunday. Just in time for the Superbowl. I move into the C-suite on Monday, and it is slightly terrifying.

I need to just get on with it all. Change is good, however it's more than a little intimidating.

Oh, Aussie! On Sunday? :eek:

It's quite the madhouse down here at the moment. Stay indoors until the weekend passes!

Congrats on your move. :)
 
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