Litiquette V

Enjoying your Literotica porn? Which are you more willing to do?

  • Enjoy whatever is posted

    Votes: 193 60.9%
  • Try to find the most erotic images you can find and share them

    Votes: 34 10.7%
  • Post porn as a way to entice more PMs

    Votes: 10 3.2%
  • Post porn as shock value

    Votes: 2 0.6%
  • Use the porn you see here to masturbate to

    Votes: 78 24.6%

  • Total voters
    317
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I totally looked at myself this morning and thought... my fat ass needs to lose some weight. Because, my fat ass needs to lose some weight.

Uh...I've been on vacation for two weeks and eating like it's my profession ...I haven't worn pants without stretch in that same time. My jeans are going to snap me back to a mean reality tomorrow.
 
I don't. Sometimes I'm harder on myself and sometimes too liberal. Lit has done a great job at making me see myself as some others do however then my loving mother snaps a pic of me and I'm zapped back into 'I'm a tired mama' reality and think...am I a big fake?
So. ..the answer....I think everyone lies somewhere in the middle of their own views and others.

Not a fake. My mother has a talent for taking pics of me at the worst time. And fuck if she doesn't love me so much she puts every damned pic on Facebook because she sees no bad pics of her children. I do not ever want to see myself as the person in those awkward pics she takes.
 
Not a fake. My mother has a talent for taking pics of me at the worst time. And fuck if she doesn't love me so much she puts every damned pic on Facebook because she sees no bad pics of her children. I do not ever want to see myself as the person in those awkward pics she takes.

My friends do this to me too. However, I'm weird. So if you happen to see that pic of me on Facebook sitting on a bronze warthog signing Hakuna Matata...Well that's pretty much an accurate depiction of who I am and if you still want to be seen with me after that. You must love me for me!
 
Didn't forget, just didn't. And hear I thought I wasn't needed.
Ohhhh, Papa C...just remember. :D
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Quick hitter this morning:

Do you see yourself as others see you? Which is a more accurate view, there's or yours?
Not really. I have my own view of who I am and I think it is pretty accurate.

I totally looked at myself this morning and thought... my fat ass needs to lose some weight. Because, my fat ass needs to lose some weight. So, I'm pretty sure I was accurate about that.

In terms of my personality, I think I'm pretty self aware. I don't feel like I'm often surprised by people who like or dislike me. I know my strengths. I know my weaknesses.

I suppose the one area where I'm not 100% aware is- this will shock you all- sensitivity. Sometimes I come off like I just care too much... I'm kidding. Sometimes I come off as more callous than I mean to or than I actually am.
*smacks Pmann's fat booty* You're a sensitive little peach. ;)
 
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Quick hitter this morning:

Do you see yourself as others see you? Which is a more accurate view, there's or yours?

I try to be self aware all around. Like I KNOW I'm amazing. :p. Other people don't see it that way, though. I call these people "the cops"

This was a weird answer, sorry.
 
My friends do this to me too. However, I'm weird. So if you happen to see that pic of me on Facebook sitting on a bronze warthog signing Hakuna Matata...Well that's pretty much an accurate depiction of who I am and if you still want to be seen with me after that. You must love me for me!

That's a good way to look at it. And I mean, I'm not all worried about every pic of me looking like I took some sweet glamour shots with a feather boa or something... I just don't want to be mid bite whilst eating a chicken wing, ya know? My mother... she cares not.

*smacks Pmann's fat booty* You're a sensitive little peach. ;)

Especially when I get sand in my vagina.
 
Oh god: fuck Facebook. I prefer all pix of myself to first go through an intense cropping and filtering process. Only then are they internet-worthy.

I tend to have a wildly inaccurate sense of who I am, and am fully dependent upon others to smack me in the face with the cold fish of reality from time to time. This is why I like the "phone a friend" or "poll the audience" options. I use them frequently.

According to my own perceptions, I am Jabba the Hut with the temperament of Wade the Duck from Garfield and Friends. Or, alternately, the Sex Goddess of the Western Hemisphere.

So yeah, I seek clarification from others at times. :)
 
I think I have the opposite of that anorexia/body dysmorphia thing. Like I'm totally happy with how I look when I look in the mirror. I see a good looking dude who's charming af. Then I'll see pics of me that other people have taken and I'm like "Who's this bloated mess?"

So, yeah, things like this sell gym memberships. ;)
 
Oh god: fuck Facebook. I prefer all pix of myself to first go through an intense cropping and filtering process. Only then are they internet-worthy.

I tend to have a wildly inaccurate sense of who I am, and am fully dependent upon others to smack me in the face with the cold fish of reality from time to time. This is why I like the "phone a friend" or "poll the audience" options. I use them frequently.

According to my own perceptions, I am Jabba the Hut with the temperament of Wade the Duck from Garfield and Friends. Or, alternately, the Sex Goddess of the Western Hemisphere.

So yeah, I seek clarification from others at times. :)

This is my current Facebook profile pic.

Zero Fucks given. I think I have myself summed up nicely.
 
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Just yours.

On a side, yet completely related note... why is Japanese porn always so fucking weird?

Lesbian Nose Licking porn - the 2:25 mark is where it kicks in. Who knew this was a thing?!?

Japanese culture in general is pretty fucking weird. I actually think the game shows are weirder than their porn.
 
I think it's funny that you knew it was a thing to look up...

I totally didn't know it was a thing. :eek:
I don't buy that innocent act. If I recall correctly, the first time you ever talked to me was when I mentioned boogers. Perv. ;)

Tonight, I just innocently googled "nostril licking" and that Japanese porn rabbit hole opened...
 
I don't buy that innocent act. If I recall correctly, the first time you ever talked to me was when I mentioned boogers. Perv. ;)

Tonight, I just innocently googled "nostril licking" and that Japanese porn rabbit hole opened...

It's possible that is just a coincidence that I talked to you that night you were being all sexy and talking about boogers.

And no on innocently Googles nostril licking. We all know the mood we are in when we Google such phrases.

Was that a compliment?

Perhaps. It's just the kind of nose inside which you really wanna put your dick.
 
Wow, the thread that keeps on giving. Lol

Speaking of gifts that keep on giving.....oh no, not going there, redirect, redirect.

What was the biggest thing you've over looked in a partner in order to have sex with them. Bad breath, acne, intelligence, it was your best friend's partner? And of course the follow up, was it worth it?
 
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