Litiquette V

Enjoying your Literotica porn? Which are you more willing to do?

  • Enjoy whatever is posted

    Votes: 193 60.9%
  • Try to find the most erotic images you can find and share them

    Votes: 34 10.7%
  • Post porn as a way to entice more PMs

    Votes: 10 3.2%
  • Post porn as shock value

    Votes: 2 0.6%
  • Use the porn you see here to masturbate to

    Votes: 78 24.6%

  • Total voters
    317
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It's Saturday, work week over, time to enjoy the weekend. However, we all know that sometimes weekends aren't exactly our own. Responsibilities and requirements can fill the day. What percentage of your Saturday are you going to be doing exactly what you want to be doing, not what you should be doing, but that which you really want to do?

I hike for about 4 hours on Saturdays. With drive times etc to the designated area and back that puts it at about 25%.
 
You're confusing ketosis with ketoacidosis. Big difference ;) It's a common misconception.

No..... I'm not, Ketosis it the process by which the liver converts fats to energy, your body does it when you fast normally.... While a normalized process in the body if done long term stresses the liver. It's not bad every now and then, and honestly over a few months it can be normal during famine. But it's not meant as a long term survival mechanism.
 
My day is half over and it's been a big fat 0% anything fun for me. Damn, these domestic chores are killing me today.
 
Sometimes the domestic chores win! I generally enjoy domestic chores - but, since I primarily live alone it's really my chores - no cleaning for other people, so honeydew list. Over the years I've stripped my lifestyle down so domestically, there isn't a lot to do and what has to be done doesn't take very long.
 
I follow a keto lifestyle - so beans and bread are out ;) All whole foods, no grains, beans, potatoes, rice, sugar, processed foods and very little fruit except berries. So I have to actually cook.

Sounds restrictive but I sleep better, feel better, have more energy and lots and lots of stamina :devil:

What the hell are you eating then? I feel like you need a Snickers.

My Saturday was like 5% for me.
 
I had a sleep-in, the last Saturday sleep-in before I'm ferrying the kid to sport for the summer season, so that was nice. A few domestic chores eventually got my attention, and I walked to the shops. Then, mid afternoon my bed claimed me for a nap...which wasn't the half hour I'd intended. At least I put in some effort for dinner. I even made dessert. And the family came together to play a game afterwards, which is rare now that the kids are older.

I didn't do anything I really wanted to do, however, it was a pretty self indulgent day, which was nice, after running around for others all week.
 
Hopefully everyone got at least one part of their Saturday to do something they wanted. If no, that's why Sunday was invented ;)

Cravings, need, urges.....sometimes I equate the craving for sex to be much similar to the craving of hunger. Overtime, the hunger grows. The hunger varies, wanting different things at different times. And there can also be several courses at the same meal.

How would you describe your craving for sex?
 
Hopefully everyone got at least one part of their Saturday to do something they wanted. If no, that's why Sunday was invented ;)

Cravings, need, urges.....sometimes I equate the craving for sex to be much similar to the craving of hunger. Overtime, the hunger grows. The hunger varies, wanting different things at different times. And there can also be several courses at the same meal.

How would you describe your craving for sex?

Sometimes it's like the cheesecake at the bakery...I want it...it looks pretty....and I walk away and bake for myself at home.
Other times it's this deep ache low in my belly...as if I haven't eaten for days and every morsel I see makes me ache to taste it.
There's been more aching and less walking away. Home cooking isn't filling the hunger lately.
 
For me, it's that deep need for human contact, for skin on skin and all the good things that go with it. I don't describe it in terms of hunger. For me it's closer to the need to run or hike. Sometimes a lazy stroll through the park will do. Other times you need a hard run up a steep hill that pushes you to your limits. In either case if you delay it too long that need begins to build up. I become restless and hypersensitive to things of a sensual nature until that need is satiated.
 
Sometimes I miss the craving. I don't mean to sound like a braggadocios a-hole, but my sex life is pretty satisfying. I get it (mostly) when I want it. So it isn't often that the hunger builds up for very long.

And I miss that feeling.
 
Do you ever let it build just to feel that craving, that need?

Sometimes I miss the craving. I don't mean to sound like a braggadocios a-hole, but my sex life is pretty satisfying. I get it (mostly) when I want it. So it isn't often that the hunger builds up for very long.

And I miss that feeling.
 
Hopefully everyone got at least one part of their Saturday to do something they wanted. If no, that's why Sunday was invented ;)

Cravings, need, urges.....sometimes I equate the craving for sex to be much similar to the craving of hunger. Overtime, the hunger grows. The hunger varies, wanting different things at different times. And there can also be several courses at the same meal.

How would you describe your craving for sex?

I do a lot of overtime~
 
sometimes I crave it so much that parts of my body ache.. and not just the obvious parts, but parts that would be touched, stroked, licked..
 
So this weekend there was a full moon. And we all have heard that the full moon can affect people and animals. But I've never heard anyone say it actually makes them feel different. I'm not a big believer in the full moon effect, I think it's one of those things that coincidence and happenstance play a far greater role. And that you could assign a full moon to any day during the month and there would be full moon antics.

So, Literoticans, show me that I should really put more faith on the impact of the big, bright thing in the night sky.
 
So this weekend there was a full moon. And we all have heard that the full moon can affect people and animals. But I've never heard anyone say it actually makes them feel different. I'm not a big believer in the full moon effect, I think it's one of those things that coincidence and happenstance play a far greater role. And that you could assign a full moon to any day during the month and there would be full moon antics.

So, Literoticans, show me that I should really put more faith on the impact of the big, bright thing in the night sky.

Sorry. Can't.
 
A family member is an ER nurse and she says activity picks up there on the full moon. Fights, stabbings, etc. But she says there's no truth to the higher birth rate myth.

For me, it's enough that the tides are affected by the full moon. Love me a full moon high tide.
 
When I was a cop a lifetime ago there was definitely an observable full moon effect - though, I tend to think it had to do more with the additional light than the actual moon itself.

When you have a bright moon it entices people outside, where they can act up and get observed/caught in their various nefarious dealings. We would see spikes in burglaries and general violent crime - and often enough there would be one or two truly crazy things that would unfold on a brightly moonlit night.

The opposite effect was rain - get a good steady rain and most crime would drop off to next to nothing, while minor car accidents spiked. Most criminals are lazy and won't go out in the rain.
 
Damn, somebody pressed the 'Start' button on my day already. Bastards!

So a quick hitter: what prompts you stop and engage with a total stranger?
 
Damn, somebody pressed the 'Start' button on my day already. Bastards!

So a quick hitter: what prompts you stop and engage with a total stranger?

A friendly smile will do it. So it never happens on the London Underground :D
 
Damn, somebody pressed the 'Start' button on my day already. Bastards!

So a quick hitter: what prompts you stop and engage with a total stranger?
It doesn't take much. Sometimes to my detriment because I end up talking to the crazy guy in the grocery store parking lot who thinks the cart corral is a portkey to an alternate universe.

But sometimes I end up talking to a hot dad waiting in line at Qdoba. So it all evens out. :D
 
Damn, somebody pressed the 'Start' button on my day already. Bastards!

So a quick hitter: what prompts you stop and engage with a total stranger?

Reading someones eyes and smile. So much of our life stories live there, it's hard to fake your way through.
 
I'm way too shy. I rarely initiate conversations unless there's a small child or pet involved. I will respond to someone who approaches me first. But it takes a lot for me to make that leap.
 
Damn, somebody pressed the 'Start' button on my day already. Bastards!

So a quick hitter: what prompts you stop and engage with a total stranger?

Where I live it happens pretty often - it's a friendly and for the most part safe area of the country, the pace of life is not frantic for most people and so folks are very likely to interact in a friendly way with a stranger. I like it.

Specifically I'd stop and engage if it looked like someone was lost or in trouble, or if something funny or weird had happened in our environs. People have certainly stopped for me when I've been lost or stuck somehow, it just seems like the human thing to do.
 
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