Litiquette V

[AKentuckyLady]

Flip side this morning. What's your expert? Your anti-noob?

Well, from a non-sexual standpoint, I'm pretty good at managing and leading people. It's not always fun, but it's always interesting. I can also speed-read a 300 page novel in 2 hours and retain about 80% of it.

Sexually, well I'll just say it. I'm fantastic at giving head. I've heard it often enough to believe it, and I like it. So...yeah. That's my expertise.

 

[SMNaughtywife]

Illustrator is such a pain!

Oh, and hey, can you Photoshop this picture so I can see what's behind this object? I need to know what was there.


I'm an InDesign guy. Text flow for life!

Yes, yes I forgot to include inDesign too. High five my Adobe friend.
Man, if you would of said I QuarkXPress, I might of beat you senseless with Twizzlers. Smiles.

 

[Lunation]

Yes, yes I forgot to include inDesign too. High five my Adobe friend.
Man, if you would of said I QuarkXPress, I might of beat you senseless with Twizzlers. Smiles.

We had an old file in Quark and I had to learn it for one project.

I have never come that close to setting a building on fire and slowly walking away as I did that week.

 

[Endless_Night]

All you really need to know is that the next time you bump into Chris Hemsworth, you are to give him all of my contact info.

Hahaha! In triplicate? I mean the info, of course.

*looks innocent*

 

[LWulf]

I guess I could have added that I'm an expert at fixing computers. Anything hardware related, software-wise I'm still a noobish.

Also something of an expert at 3D design: sketchup, 20/20, blender, AutoCAD...

also something of an expert at interior design, and kitchen design.

Also something of an expert at ship design.

Also something of an expert at map making.

Also something of an expert at architectural design.

Also something of an expert of engine mechanics, although I'm total poop when it comes to electrical work.

Also something of an expert as a butcher.

Also, something of an expert at painting, free-hand drawing, and sculpture.

 

[LWulf]

Also, who is this? Can somebody please be him? How bout Wulfie?

(Image omitted for brevity)

Actually, I'm more of a Thor than an Orlando Bloom. Though I DO have a goatee and tattoos...

 

[Mindfondler]

I have a very particular set of skills — skills I have acquired over a very long career.

For example, I'm good at stapling.
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[tinglebliss]

Flip side this morning. What's your expert? Your anti-noob?

Getting messy with paint, glue, glitter and papier maché!

 

[ChainedUp]

Why do we___________?

Time for a little fill in the blank. Today for every question of "why do we______?" The next poster answers and asks one of their own.

I call it interactive Saturday. Lol

 

[ChainedUp]

Why do we yawn in the morning after a night's sleep?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Why do we yawn in the morning after a night's sleep?

Many scientists want to know the answer to this, too.
I suspect it had something to do with resetting the pressure in our ear canal.
And damn you, I've been yawning the entire time whilst writing this.

Why do we stand back when someone is in need instead of getting in there and helping out every time?

 

[Azuldrgon]

Why do we stand back when someone is in need instead of getting in there and helping out every time?

We have become more cynical due to litigation and our introvert tendencies.

Why do we attract more attention after we are taken than while we're unattached?

 

[hotoldrguy]

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[SMNaughtywife]

We have become more cynical due to litigation and our introvert tendencies.

Why do we attract more attention after we are taken than while we're unattached?

I think first it's a different time and circumstance when we're attached compared to living the single life. Also, as we get older, we grow into our ourselves, our confidence and comfort levels increase. There is nothing more attractive in a man or women then them knowing exactly who they are and what they stand for.

Why do we become a dreamer rather than setting realistic goals?

 

[tinglebliss]

Why do we yawn in the morning after a night's sleep?

To get more oxygen into your lungs. Yawning is soo catching! starts to yawn

Sorry, just realised this was a game. Got excited I knew the answer.

 

[SMNaughtywife]

To get more oxygen into your lungs. Yawning is soo catching! starts to yawn

Sorry, just realised this was a game. Got excited I knew the answer.

Playfully slaps your ass. Silly girl, you answer my question.
*winks, I'm good with rope too. Now, to rope you up or we both play with MF.*

 

[tinglebliss]

Playfully slaps your ass. Silly girl, you answer my question.
*winks, I'm good with rope too. Now, to rope you up or we both play with MF.*

Oooh I felt that.

Grabs the rope and starts lassoing! I think I need help!

Why don't we get a room?

 

[Mindfondler]

Why do we become a dreamer rather than setting realistic goals?

Dreams are more malleable than reality.

Why do we get annoying songs stuck in our heads?

 

[Lunation]

Dreams are more malleable than reality.

Why do we get annoying songs stuck in our heads?

Upon just hearing a few notes of a familiar song, your brain's auditory cortex automatically fills in the rest. Though it seems the motor cortex is active while listening to music as well. Nobody knows the exact cause of songs getting stuck, but it is more common in people with more obsessive compulsive tendencies. Which means I'm lucky since I have quite a few but almost never get songs stuck in my head.

Why do we sabotage ourselves.

 

[Mindfondler]

Why do we sabotage ourselves.

There's a hidden payoff. You may have to search a bit to find it, but it's there.

Why do we crucify ourselves?
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[Azuldrgon]

There's a hidden payoff. You may have to search a bit to find it, but it's there.

Why do we crucify ourselves?
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Because we are the only ones who think we can save anyone.

Why do we allow ourselves to hurt, but don't allow ourselves to heal?

 

[ChainedUp]

A little vacay around these parts.

its Memorial Day for us American's, where we honor those who have given their lives in the military. Will you stop for a moment and reflect and pay a tribute or is it straight to the BBQ

 

[dacoach44]

I know what it is...

A little vacay around these parts.

its Memorial Day for us American's, where we honor those who have given their lives in the military. Will you stop for a moment and reflect and pay a tribute or is it straight to the BBQ

I plant and maintain a garden on the village square in honor of vets.

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[dacoach44]

Try this again....

I plant and maintain a garden on the village square in honor of vets.

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I cant figger it out, but I plant and do this garden in honor of a Marine who was in S Pacific in 44 and 45. War started, his co. had 250 men. When it ended, 5 were left.

 

[ViciousTease]

A little vacay around these parts.

its Memorial Day for us American's, where we honor those who have given their lives in the military. Will you stop for a moment and reflect and pay a tribute or is it straight to the BBQ

I'll be volunteering at the local VFW later today, serving BBQ and hot dogs to the families of fallen soldiers. I'm not a fan of BBQ (please, don't lynch me), but a hot dog is certainly in my future.