Litiquette V

[Trekka]

I am a n00b at tween and preteen management. God help me.

 

[MessierObject]

Well now, back to regularly scheduled programming.

Rechargeable toys, perhaps I am a toy noob. What's your noob?

I'm a people noob (is that different from newb? ). I spent close to 8 years in the Marine Corps, socializing with nothing but Marines in the Marine language. After I left I made myself a recluse and spent several years not socializing. I honestly forgot how to naturally interact with people. That's a part of why I came here. Work on my people skills while I work on my peeping skills.

 

[beachbaby179]

I'm a wine noob. I know what I like but not why, or what's in it that makes it tastier than others. I'm beginning to learn, though, because the beach house is in vineyard country.

 

[LWulf]

I'm a noob regarding travel. I've never been anywhere that required a passport or changing planes or anywhere further than a long drive.
There are many places I'd love to see but know that I never will. I will remain a travel noob.

In my mind, the best way to experience new places to travel to is noobishly. If you already have been there and done that, then you are just jadedly rekindling your first noobish jaunts.

I'm a wine noob. I know what I like but not why, or what's in it that makes it tastier than others. I'm beginning to learn, though, because the beach house is in vineyard country.

This too, the only way to experience wines is from a noobish POV, relatively speaking. Tasting and categorizing wines is something of a new experience thing. Although, some would say a connoisseur e left what they should taste based on the type of wine or region the wine comes from. i. e. French wines are drier, german wines are sweeter. Grapes picked early in the season are sweet, opposed are drier and more tart. Etc

 

[Lunation]

Well now, back to regularly scheduled programming.

Rechargeable toys, perhaps I am a toy noob. What's your noob?

Other human beings.





They never seem to go back together how they were before I took them apart...and they just. Keep. Screaming.

Would a user manual be so hard?

 

[MessierObject]

Other human beings.





They never seem to go back together how they were before I took them apart...and they just. Keep. Screaming.

Would a user manual be so hard?

I'd give you a standing ovation if I could stand....or clap my hands. What did you do to me and why do I have extra parts? I'll have the folks at Ikea write you up a manual for the next one.

 

[Lunation]

I'd give you a standing ovation if I could stand....or clap my hands. What did you do to me and why do I have extra parts? I'll have the folks at Ikea write you up a manual for the next one.

It's not my fault. That cheap allen wrench you came with was useless.

Now stop squirming and enjoy your scorpion tail.

 

[MessierObject]

It's not my fault. That cheap allen wrench you came with was useless.

Now stop squirming and enjoy your scorpion tail.

That's a tail?! So then where is my pen- never mind, found it. That's why it hurts when I walk!

 

[Suz_anne]

It's not my fault. That cheap allen wrench you came with was useless.

Now stop squirming and enjoy your scorpion tail.

That's a tail?! So then where is my pen- never mind, found it. That's why it hurts when I walk!

*masturbates furiously*

 

[Lunation]

That's why it hurts when I walk!

Yeah. Sure. That's why...

 

[Endless_Night]

Dang it! I missed the guy flirt!

*stomps foot*



Oh...And, uh, that's my noob.

 

[ChainedUp]

Flip side this morning. What's your expert? Your anti-noob?

 

[LWulf]

Hailing from radar o'reily's home state

I'm an expert curmudgeon ... or so people say

 

[Trekka]

Pro wordsmith:

Listening, speaking, reading, writing, social pragmatics... forensic linguistics

...and let's not forget about oral motor skills.

 

[MessierObject]

I'm not an expert at bragging on myself, but:

I'm a master debater. I can speak well regardless of the audience size when I need to. And I'm pretty good at the whole Astronomy/Astrophysics thing.

 

[Endless_Night]

Hmmm. I don't know that I consider myself expert at much...

Yeah, I got nothing.

 

[LWulf]

Did someone say they were a master Bater?

 

[MessierObject]

Did someone say they were a master Bater?

And a cunning linguist

 

[Endless_Night]

Did someone say they were a master Bater?

And a cunning linguist

Okay, you two. Calm down. It's not even noon.

At least...not where I am.

 

[Trekka]

Hmmm. I don't know that I consider myself expert at much...

Yeah, I got nothing.

You got a hell of an eye for footwear, Missy.

 

[Endless_Night]

You got a hell of an eye for footwear, Missy.

And a shrinking closet.

Still, not really an expert, more an...engaged hobbyist.

I'm working up to expert!

*uses the excuse to buy more shoes*

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I am a total n00b when it comes to celebrities. I know a few, have met many, and never know who the hell they are. I mean, I just learnt Tony Robbins is famous because I saw his face on a freaking billboard.

I am however less than n00bish in matters of basketball. Those are some celebs I will always recognise.

 

[Trekka]

I am a total n00b when it comes to celebrities.

All you really need to know is that the next time you bump into Chris Hemsworth, you are to give him all of my contact info.

 

[SMNaughtywife]

Flip side this morning. What's your expert? Your anti-noob?

I'm a pro in Photoshop and Illustrator. You name it, I can do it. But please don't ask me to make you 20lbs thinner or remove your freckles. *sigh and shakes my head*
Driving, pretty sure I was some sort of fast and furious race car driving gal in my life before.
Kissing. Oh yeah baby. I can make your breath hitch and goose bumps trail down your arms with these sweet lips of mine.

 

[Lunation]

I'm a pro in Photoshop and Illustrator. You name it, I can do it. But please don't ask me to make you 20lbs thinner or remove your freckles. *sigh and shakes my head*
Driving, pretty sure I was some sort of fast and furious race car driving gal in my life before.
Kissing. Oh yeah baby. I can make your breath hitch and goose bumps trail down your arms with these sweet lips of mine.

Illustrator is such a pain!

Oh, and hey, can you Photoshop this picture so I can see what's behind this object? I need to know what was there.


I'm an InDesign guy. Text flow for life!