Litiquette V

Enjoying your Literotica porn? Which are you more willing to do?

  • Enjoy whatever is posted

    Votes: 193 60.9%
  • Try to find the most erotic images you can find and share them

    Votes: 34 10.7%
  • Post porn as a way to entice more PMs

    Votes: 10 3.2%
  • Post porn as shock value

    Votes: 2 0.6%
  • Use the porn you see here to masturbate to

    Votes: 78 24.6%

  • Total voters
    317
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First of all, I have an announcement to make:
EN has a massive crush on me and is trying to flirt me into the e-sack. Such a harlot. :cattail: >

'Tis true. :p

You and Lunation. :cool:

Converted to girls and gay porn. It's been quite a week! As mentioned on the NP thread, what more his there to Lit-experience.

And on a side note, damn that little fire ball Trekka.
Sorry EN, I got a girl crush on her too. Share?! ;)

:eek:

Errr...I stand corrected! :p

I heard wulfie was traveling the country. At least it said something like that in the traveling literoticans thread, but what do I know, do I look like his traveling agent?

Heeeeeee's back! :cattail:
 
Following your gut is a nebulous concept at best, so following it is a 50/50craps shoot. Some get lucky, but that isn't enough to base a philosophy on.
 
Trekka, SMN, EN, and Lunation ???

*faints*

:eek:

Uhh...I am not sure I am ready to do a crowd. :eek:

But VT, now. Or how about Default? Or should I say Washboard? I'd offer up Suz but I think that might breach house rules....

Wait. How's about Chained? :D

*sits demurely in corner*
 
:eek:

Uhh...I am not sure I am ready to do a crowd. :eek:

But VT, now. Or how about Default? Or should I say Washboard? I'd offer up Suz but I think that might breach house rules....

Wait. How's about Chained? :D

*sits demurely in corner*

I'm super flattered, but I've done my public sex routine. You get in there and show 'em what you're made of!
 
Shaves legs.
Exfoliates.
Does 40 minutes of yoga and stretching.
Carts in case of wine.
Ok, I'm ready.

Oh yeah, where is Chained sexy ass at anyways? He'd had a tizzy if he wasn't invited. Guess we are on his thread. ;)
 
I was going to suggest a tarp and some beef jerky, but what the hell do I know.
 
Walks in and surveys the mess. Bleach, fire hose, Mr Clean, and some beer. Looks like the landlord has been a little lax on his tenants. Makes note to rectify things. Takes names, too :rolleyes:
 
Walks in and surveys the mess. Bleach, fire hose, Mr Clean, and some beer. Looks like the landlord has been a little lax on his tenants. Makes note to rectify things. Takes names, too :rolleyes:

I've never missed a good hosing and I'll be damned if I'm going to start now!
 
Late spring or late fall?
Cold beer or ice cold water?
Scratching the itch or succumbing to the sneeze?
Sunrise or sunset?

Answers must be in the form of an long winded essay, the length of which is determined by the respondent.

:)
 
Late spring or late fall?
Cold beer or ice cold water?
Scratching the itch or succumbing to the sneeze?
Sunrise or sunset?

Answers must be in the form of an long winded essay, the length of which is determined by the respondent.

:)

I was late to spring into late fall so I sipped my cold beer as I floated down the ice cold water of the Sugar river scratching the itch to succumb to a sneeze as the sun slowly rose before sunset.

I kinda like gibberish myself.
 
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