Litiquette V

[Endless_Night]

First of all, I have an announcement to make:
EN has a massive crush on me and is trying to flirt me into the e-sack. Such a harlot. >

'Tis true.

You and Lunation.

Converted to girls and gay porn. It's been quite a week! As mentioned on the NP thread, what more his there to Lit-experience.

And on a side note, damn that little fire ball Trekka.
Sorry EN, I got a girl crush on her too. Share?!

Errr...I stand corrected!

I heard wulfie was traveling the country. At least it said something like that in the traveling literoticans thread, but what do I know, do I look like his traveling agent?

Heeeeeee's back!

 

[LWulf]

Following your gut is a nebulous concept at best, so following it is a 50/50craps shoot. Some get lucky, but that isn't enough to base a philosophy on.

 

[ViciousTease]

Trekka, SMN, EN, and Lunation ???

*faints*

 

[Endless_Night]

Trekka, SMN, EN, and Lunation ???

*faints*

Uhh...I am not sure I am ready to do a crowd.

But VT, now. Or how about Default? Or should I say Washboard? I'd offer up Suz but I think that might breach house rules....

Wait. How's about Chained?

*sits demurely in corner*

 

[default24]

Uhh...I am not sure I am ready to do a crowd.

But VT, now. Or how about Default? Or should I say Washboard? I'd offer up Suz but I think that might breach house rules....

Wait. How's about Chained?

*sits demurely in corner*

I'm super flattered, but I've done my public sex routine. You get in there and show 'em what you're made of!

 

[SMNaughtywife]

Shaves legs.
Exfoliates.
Does 40 minutes of yoga and stretching.
Carts in case of wine.
Ok, I'm ready.

Oh yeah, where is Chained sexy ass at anyways? He'd had a tizzy if he wasn't invited. Guess we are on his thread.

 

[Trekka]

Also: hydration.

 

[Lunation]

Also: hydration.

Also: 1 rubber hose, 5 walnuts.

 

[Trekka]

Also: 1 rubber hose, 5 walnuts.

Also a conga drum. A smallish beach ball. Three works of Shakespeare, a shank of lamb, and at least ten paper clips.

 

[ViciousTease]

Also: 1 rubber hose, 5 walnuts.

Also a conga drum. A smallish beach ball. Three works of Shakespeare, a shank of lamb, and at least ten paper clips.

I'm not sure what's happening here, but it makes me sad.

 

[default24]

I'm not sure what's happening here, but it makes me sad.

I'm excited to see what these sexual Macgyvers are up to

 

[ViciousTease]

I'm excited to see what these sexual Macgyvers are up to

Huh. Well, I'm staying for the show either way. *shrugs*

*tosses a whole box of paperclips to Trekka*

 

[Suz_anne]

I was going to suggest a tarp and some beef jerky, but what the hell do I know.

 

[Trekka]

I'm not sure what's happening here, but it makes me sad.

Dacryphilia kink. I can dig it.

 

[Lustful_Intentions]

And I pray. Believe it or not, Literotica, this here slut prays.

I mean, I've seen it, just not in the context described here.

 

[Corbal]

I mean, I've seen it, just not in the context described here.

Obviously you've tried it, liar.

 

[Lustful_Intentions]

Obviously you've tried it, liar.

I admit nothing!

 

[Corbal]

I admit nothing!

Liars rarely do. I've never admitted to anything.

 

[Lustful_Intentions]

Liars rarely do. I've never admitted to anything.

Right, but that's because you're stubborn and stand-offish.

 

[Corbal]

Right, but that's because you're stubborn and stand-offish.

Moi? Standoffish?

I've never been accused of such.

 

[Endless_Night]

I'm super flattered, but I've done my public sex routine. You get in there and show 'em what you're made of!

Yes. No. I feel fairly certain the other participants would do better with a with someone who was able to participate.

#supershyandfaintseasy

I'm excited to see what these sexual Macgyvers are up to

Hahahahahahahah!

Dacryphilia kink. I can dig it.

*had to google*

 

[ChainedUp]

Walks in and surveys the mess. Bleach, fire hose, Mr Clean, and some beer. Looks like the landlord has been a little lax on his tenants. Makes note to rectify things. Takes names, too

 

[MessierObject]

Walks in and surveys the mess. Bleach, fire hose, Mr Clean, and some beer. Looks like the landlord has been a little lax on his tenants. Makes note to rectify things. Takes names, too

I've never missed a good hosing and I'll be damned if I'm going to start now!

 

[ChainedUp]

Late spring or late fall?
Cold beer or ice cold water?
Scratching the itch or succumbing to the sneeze?
Sunrise or sunset?

Answers must be in the form of an long winded essay, the length of which is determined by the respondent.

 

[jezzilee]

Late spring or late fall?
Cold beer or ice cold water?
Scratching the itch or succumbing to the sneeze?
Sunrise or sunset?

Answers must be in the form of an long winded essay, the length of which is determined by the respondent.

I was late to spring into late fall so I sipped my cold beer as I floated down the ice cold water of the Sugar river scratching the itch to succumb to a sneeze as the sun slowly rose before sunset.

I kinda like gibberish myself.