Litiquette IV

[ChainedUp]

is it an illustrated manual?

No, probably a good idea though. Be a good sport and take some selfies and toss them inside. I'm sure you'll be able to enhance the text that is already there.

 

[ChainedUp]

What do you look for in an online partner? Clearly they have to be available and have similar interests. Out of all the thousands that are here what makes you pick one over the other. Sure, personality plays in to it, but what else?

 

[rubydlite]

What do you look for in an online partner? Clearly they have to be available and have similar interests. Out of all the thousands that are here what makes you pick one over the other. Sure, personality plays in to it, but what else?

Puppies....they must have puppies

 

[Lord Pmann]

What do you look for in an online partner? Clearly they have to be available and have similar interests. Out of all the thousands that are here what makes you pick one over the other. Sure, personality plays in to it, but what else?

Sweater puppies... they must have sweater puppies.

 

[LWulf]

What do you look for in an online partner? Clearly they have to be available and have similar interests. Out of all the thousands that are here what makes you pick one over the other. Sure, personality plays in to it, but what else?

What do I look for in an online partner? Someone that is offline.

 

[Suz_anne]

A good/compatible sense of humor is a really good start.

And sweater puppies.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I do need a good sense of humour. Preferably someone who can laugh at stupid shit with me. Physical attraction is good, even though it probably should matter a little less here. But I'm shallow, so it doesn't. Please no meth faced strippers.

And for the love of god, someone who doesn't take themselves too seriously. That's about one of the greatest turnoffs to me. Yuck. There are some people here who have a rod up their ass that has a rod up its ass. I need fun people who can take jokes without being serious and who can poke fun at themselves.

 

[Scout44]

I have puppies and sweater puppies, just sayin'

I enjoy people who can make me laugh, I am drawn to them as well. Someone I can joke with who doesn't take things too seriously.

 

[Endless_Night]

I’m the exact opposite of Pmann. I need deep, serious, and boing as fuck.

On the board, I piffle. Okay, so maybe not a body fluid, whale pussy, fisting, nun defiling type of piffling. More like…sweater puppy piffling. What can I say. I’m a lightweight. Off board, I want depth. Online only interests me as an opportunity to work off some deep-seated kink. If you can’t engage me mentally and emotionally, no way am I submitting.

Pretty? Meh. I already have pretty at home.

So, yeah. I need someone deep.

Whale pussy deep.

 

[DarkSimian]

A good/compatible sense of humor is a really good start.

And sweater puppies.

what she said

 

[Lord Pmann]

what she said

Perhaps you two should turn the lights down low and throw on some Barry White.

 

[Paul_Chance]

Barry White makes me feel funny.

When I engage someone on a board the ability to communicate well in writing is what tends to rise someone to the top. Since this is a written medium, it's crucial.

They don't have to be Dostoevsky, they don't have to be Maya Banks - but it really helps if I'm not being beaten with a bad writing stick as we write back and forth.

 

[Little_Sister]

Honestly... Someone easy and fun. Someone who can make me laugh. If he cant make me laugh I usually lose interest. Also too needy or clingy makes me run the other way. Needs to be confident because chances are if I really like you, at some point I will make fun of something you say so taking a joke is important too.

 

[Suz_anne]

Perhaps you two should turn the lights down low and throw on some Barry White.

So jelly.

 

[Little_Sister]

So jelly.

I love jalapeno jelly over cream cheese.

 

[Little_Sister]

http://cdn1.tmbi.com/TOH/Images/Photos/37/300x300/exps7634_HGC1753649D60.jpg

 

[Suz_anne]

I'm a fan of just about anything with cream cheese. Is it spicy hot? I'm a spicy hot wimp.

 

[Little_Sister]

I'm a fan of just about anything with cream cheese. Is it spicy hot? I'm a spicy hot wimp.

As spicy as taco bells verde sauce. Yes, but the sweet cuts the spice, so it is not overly hot.

 

[thejabber27]

I'm a fan of just about anything with cream cheese. Is it spicy hot? I'm a spicy hot wimp.

too bad, Jalapeño Cream cheese is spectacular.

 

[Little_Sister]

too bad, Jalapeño Cream cheese is spectacular.

I agree. Jalapeno cream cheese with a little fresh cilantro on a bagel is heaven.

(I like really spicy foods.)

 

[thejabber27]

I agree. Jalapeno cream cheese with a little fresh cilantro on a bagel is heaven.

(I like really spicy foods.)

Spicy fans unite!!!!

 

[Suz_anne]

As spicy as taco bells verde sauce. Yes, but the sweet cuts the spice, so it is not overly hot.

Maybe I'll try it. The cream cheese would cut the hot a bit, too. It looks yummy and only slightly Ghostbusters slimey.

too bad, Jalapeño Cream cheese is spectacular.

I know, it's sad. But once anything crosses the spicy hot threshold, I can't taste the food anymore... I just taste hot. And I like tasting food.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I love jalapeno jelly over cream cheese.

I like it with brie and puff pastry.

 

[Little_Sister]

I like it with brie and puff pastry.

You are such a snob Pmann.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Maybe I'll try it. The cream cheese would cut the hot a bit, too. It looks yummy and only slightly Ghostbusters slimey.


I know, it's sad. But once anything crosses the spicy hot threshold, I can't taste the food anymore... I just taste hot. And I like tasting food.

I don't like spicy food. Jalapeño jelly isn't spicy. At least the stuff I have had.