Lord Pmann
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You are such a snob Pmann.
Why is that snobby?!
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Why is that snobby?!
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sweetsophie512
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I can totally visualize you drinking your coffee with your pinky up. *snicker*
Online partners? I used to think I had a type, only to find out that it's a pipe dream. I do connect with people who have a sense of humor, intelligent and available. Please be equipped with the ability to spell. You don't need to have the writing skills of Tolstoy, but no text speak! Oh, consistent is also a key. No flakes should apply.
As far as the physical goes, it varies. The voice however, is key for me. If I'm not attracted to your voice, it's tough for me to get all warm and gooey like cream cheese on puff pastry.
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You know exactly why. Just own it. You do snobby well.
Yeah, just dip your pork rinds in your brie and own that shit.
Lord Pmann
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Pork rinds?!? Fucking hell. You don't stick pork rinds in Brie. Ugh. Yeah. I bet you eat Camembert with pretzels. Or Gouda with a dark honey. Fuck me with a cheese grater you people have no class.
Now, remind me again why I'm snobby.
And I don't drink coffee with my pinky outstretched. I don't drink coffee at all. But I do masturbate with my pinky out and with a monocle, top hate a fox stole.
Now, remind me again why I'm snobby.
And I don't drink coffee with my pinky outstretched. I don't drink coffee at all. But I do masturbate with my pinky out and with a monocle, top hate a fox stole.
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If "he" can't make you laugh? Just "he"?
Brie is delicious. But brie is snobby.
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**OF COURSE** you don't drink coffee. What am I gonna do with you?!
I'd eat pork rinds with dark honey and melted gouda on top, all on a pretzel bun. While settin on the tailgate of a pick-up. Paired with a Diet Mountian Dew. Barefoot. Don't act like that doesn't turn you on.
Online "partners"? Hmm. We've gotta work our way through the friend zone first. And potentially stay there for epic amounts of (ideally hilarious) time, until I feel all comfy and appreciated and endearing and whatnot. But there's also a fast-track to my naughty zone-- It all really depends on how much someone likes the Grateful Dead.
Just saying...
Tostitos with a hint of lime and mild salsa. not too spicy but it gives that bite of lime. The "hint" teases your palate but after enough of them, the lime becomes a bite. Your mouth will thank me.
Snyders honey, mustard and onion pretzels. 'Nuff said.
Kettle corn, popped corn. uh huh (hard to find a good supplier. Orville redenbacher's just has too many kernels)
oh and if you're going to have any cheese, just eat strips of Jarlsberg with a spicy mustard. This version of swiss cheese is understated, but the mustard compensates
Tostitos with a hint of lime and mild salsa. not too spicy but it gives that bite of lime. The "hint" teases your palate but after enough of them, the lime becomes a bite. Your mouth will thank me.
Snyders honey, mustard and onion pretzels. 'Nuff said.
Kettle corn, popped corn. uh huh (hard to find a good supplier. Orville redenbacher's just has too many kernels)
oh and if you're going to have any cheese, just eat strips of Jarlsberg with a spicy mustard. This version of swiss cheese is understated, but the mustard compensates
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**OF COURSE** you don't drink coffee. What am I gonna do with you?!
I'd eat pork rinds with dark honey and melted gouda on top, all on a pretzel bun. While settin on the tailgate of a pick-up. Paired with a Diet Mountian Dew. Barefoot. Don't act like that doesn't turn you on.
You have the class of a warthog's testicle.
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Admit it, Pmann. You like being called snobby.
He who protests much and all that jazz. It's alright, the first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem. Online "partners"? Hmm. We've gotta work our way through the friend zone first. And potentially stay there for epic amounts of (ideally hilarious) time, until I feel all comfy and appreciated and endearing and whatnot. But there's also a fast-track to my naughty zone-- It all really depends on how much someone likes the Grateful Dead.
Yes, me too. Most men get too tired of waiting. LOL! Hasta la vista, I say to that.
I prefer the Chicago mix popcorn. Salty and sweet, like me!
I'm not opposed to a little spice here and there. Nothing like a tingling in your mouth to make it interesting.
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If "he" can't make you laugh? Just "he"?
For the record I would totally do Trekka in the back alley of Yahoo, back seat of Skype, in a red room of Lit , pretty much wherever.
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With or without brie?
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Trekka
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Frasier and Niles both gave that denial two thumbs up... er... pinkies? Spoon on a champagne glass?
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They have to be funny. Preferably attractive, because I too can be shallow. And a certain degree of persistence is helpful because I am not always around and am not easily entertained.
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For the record I would totally do Trekka in the back alley of Yahoo, back seat of Skype, in a red room of Lit , pretty much wherever.
In a plane? In a train? On the sink with her ass on a drain?
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For the record I would totally do Trekka in the back alley of Yahoo, back seat of Skype, in a red room of Lit , pretty much wherever.
Awww Sis
I'd lick your rim Coz I'm classy like that. http://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/ftpuploads/bloguploads/funny-sexy-fail-lick-tire.jpg
Who's Brie? She sounds cute
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High maintenance.
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If he sounds like Chris Hemsworth and can make my toes curl...bring it on baby!
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Fun conversation, confidence, good attitude, sense of humor. Those are things I like.
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Who here among us...?
That's a common thread theme, wrapped in different words, presented in different ways, all in the name of finding out who is similar to us and who is different. I think for the kinky side of life, we have found more similarities here than dissimilarities. Personality types reflect the cross section of society. But what have you found here that you were not expecting? What totally surprised you? Does it still?
That's a common thread theme, wrapped in different words, presented in different ways, all in the name of finding out who is similar to us and who is different. I think for the kinky side of life, we have found more similarities here than dissimilarities. Personality types reflect the cross section of society. But what have you found here that you were not expecting? What totally surprised you? Does it still?
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