Rhys
the once and future
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- Dec 14, 2001
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Topic: Hump talk for women - What men want.
1. What is your prefered body type? (pertaining to a S.O.)
a) thin - anorexic and waif like
b) toned - health nut
c) average - healthy but not obsessively so
d) slightly to extremely overweight
C. average. I like my women to have curves.
2. Describe your favourite acts of foreplay. Please list only things that you have actively participated in.
Kissing…I love kissing. That is not restrained to the mouth either. Sucking is also good. I have been known to tickle and nibble as well. Massage is also a good on…anything with a “hands on” approach.
3. Have you ever been with a girl who seemed to leave you speechless and wanting more every time you made love? If so, what was it about the sex that got you so excited?
Yes. She was skilled at oral sex. Fucking was pretty good there too. She was pretty too.
4. Are you:
a) American
b) Canadian
c) Other
American/Welsh
5. If you could have one of the following, which would it be?
a) candy apple red sports car
b) black truck
c) irodecsent purple toned lowrider pick-up
d) motorcycle
If you chose (d) please tell us what colour you would paint your manly machine.
Motorcycle. Black. Harley.
6.Which do you enjoy more?
a) being on top - I like control
b) being on the bottom - I'm lazy and I like to watch her ride me
c) I like both, as long as I'm getting some.
C. is the good answer here
7. When you have a girlfriend or partner, how often would you idealy like to hump?
a) 1-3 times a week
b) 3-7 times a week
c) I mount her every chance I get, I'm a fucking stallion
d) none, I'm too busy bringing home the bread
B. works for me. I’m easy as hell though.
8. Do you like or dislike answering these questions?
a) I don't mind it - like
b) I hate being put on the spot - dislike
c) Indigo, what is your phone number? humma humma!
A. don’t mind
9. What is the best non sexual thing that a woman could do for you in order to show her love? (Can be something that has happened or something you would like to happen)
Have my child. (I think the actual process of giving birth would count in this instance) Basically, and I don’t care what is said about “safe” childbirth. She still risks dying to give birth. That is a hell of a thing to put someone through. I think a woman really has to love you if she is willing to do that.
10. Out of this list, what choice best describes how you would want your lady to be?
a) sassy and educated - the intelligent angry type
b) bitchy and bossy - the dominant "I get my way" spoiled type
c) completely in control - self explanatory
d) completely submissive - self explanetory
e) soft spoken and sweet - the thoughtful dreamer type
f) adoring and clingy - the low self esteem "I'll stay with you
forever" type
A. give me sassy and educated. I want someone who can stand up to me. I also need someone that understands what the fuck I am talking about, especially if I use one of those five dollar words in a sentence.
11. Describe the perfect date. (Either something that has happened or something you wish would happen, cause god you need a date something awful)
If you are posting on this board on a Friday night then, yes you need a date. J
Seriously, perfect is just hanging out together, and it really doesn’t matter to me what we do. I hope she is adventurous, because we could end up driving through the desert in the middle of the night to go watch a meteor shower, or going up to the mountains to go skiing. We could end up in some little blues dive bar listening to some band play and talking…
12. When a woman you are seeing pulls out a sex toy or two, are you:
a) pleased an eager - lets rock this house baby!
b) jealous and put out - that thing is bigger than my forearm!!
c) done too fast to have noticed the toys coming out - minute man
d) wanting to race out and buy more neat fuck toys, now that
you are aware she is kinky
A. is the good answer here…
13. List some sexual "no no's" you have encountered with women. Ie: what turns you OFF.
Insecurity. Bubbleheads. Self Importance. More interested in her mobile phone than me. Too much perfume, not enough shower.
14. What is more important out of this list? Please be honest.
a) great smile
b) pretty eyes
c) smokin body
d) winning personality
D. personality. There was a time when all of the others would have been the choice but as of late, I am discovering that I need to be able to talk to the girl. Her mind has to excite me.
15. Do you like or dislike women wearing perfumes?
a) love it - her smell lingers and it reminds me of her
b) hate it - her smell lingers and it reminds me of her
c) I don't care, as long as she puts out
d) Indigo, what was your phone number again?
I am allergic to a lot of perfumes…so I have to pass on the last one.
1. What is your prefered body type? (pertaining to a S.O.)
a) thin - anorexic and waif like
b) toned - health nut
c) average - healthy but not obsessively so
d) slightly to extremely overweight
C. average. I like my women to have curves.
2. Describe your favourite acts of foreplay. Please list only things that you have actively participated in.
Kissing…I love kissing. That is not restrained to the mouth either. Sucking is also good. I have been known to tickle and nibble as well. Massage is also a good on…anything with a “hands on” approach.
3. Have you ever been with a girl who seemed to leave you speechless and wanting more every time you made love? If so, what was it about the sex that got you so excited?
Yes. She was skilled at oral sex. Fucking was pretty good there too. She was pretty too.
4. Are you:
a) American
b) Canadian
c) Other
American/Welsh
5. If you could have one of the following, which would it be?
a) candy apple red sports car
b) black truck
c) irodecsent purple toned lowrider pick-up
d) motorcycle
If you chose (d) please tell us what colour you would paint your manly machine.
Motorcycle. Black. Harley.
6.Which do you enjoy more?
a) being on top - I like control
b) being on the bottom - I'm lazy and I like to watch her ride me
c) I like both, as long as I'm getting some.
C. is the good answer here
7. When you have a girlfriend or partner, how often would you idealy like to hump?
a) 1-3 times a week
b) 3-7 times a week
c) I mount her every chance I get, I'm a fucking stallion
d) none, I'm too busy bringing home the bread
B. works for me. I’m easy as hell though.
8. Do you like or dislike answering these questions?
a) I don't mind it - like
b) I hate being put on the spot - dislike
c) Indigo, what is your phone number? humma humma!
A. don’t mind
9. What is the best non sexual thing that a woman could do for you in order to show her love? (Can be something that has happened or something you would like to happen)
Have my child. (I think the actual process of giving birth would count in this instance) Basically, and I don’t care what is said about “safe” childbirth. She still risks dying to give birth. That is a hell of a thing to put someone through. I think a woman really has to love you if she is willing to do that.
10. Out of this list, what choice best describes how you would want your lady to be?
a) sassy and educated - the intelligent angry type
b) bitchy and bossy - the dominant "I get my way" spoiled type
c) completely in control - self explanatory
d) completely submissive - self explanetory
e) soft spoken and sweet - the thoughtful dreamer type
f) adoring and clingy - the low self esteem "I'll stay with you
forever" type
A. give me sassy and educated. I want someone who can stand up to me. I also need someone that understands what the fuck I am talking about, especially if I use one of those five dollar words in a sentence.
11. Describe the perfect date. (Either something that has happened or something you wish would happen, cause god you need a date something awful)
If you are posting on this board on a Friday night then, yes you need a date. J
Seriously, perfect is just hanging out together, and it really doesn’t matter to me what we do. I hope she is adventurous, because we could end up driving through the desert in the middle of the night to go watch a meteor shower, or going up to the mountains to go skiing. We could end up in some little blues dive bar listening to some band play and talking…
12. When a woman you are seeing pulls out a sex toy or two, are you:
a) pleased an eager - lets rock this house baby!
b) jealous and put out - that thing is bigger than my forearm!!
c) done too fast to have noticed the toys coming out - minute man
d) wanting to race out and buy more neat fuck toys, now that
you are aware she is kinky
A. is the good answer here…
13. List some sexual "no no's" you have encountered with women. Ie: what turns you OFF.
Insecurity. Bubbleheads. Self Importance. More interested in her mobile phone than me. Too much perfume, not enough shower.
14. What is more important out of this list? Please be honest.
a) great smile
b) pretty eyes
c) smokin body
d) winning personality
D. personality. There was a time when all of the others would have been the choice but as of late, I am discovering that I need to be able to talk to the girl. Her mind has to excite me.
15. Do you like or dislike women wearing perfumes?
a) love it - her smell lingers and it reminds me of her
b) hate it - her smell lingers and it reminds me of her
c) I don't care, as long as she puts out
d) Indigo, what was your phone number again?
I am allergic to a lot of perfumes…so I have to pass on the last one.

