Lit MEN Please Respond.

[Rhys]

Topic: Hump talk for women - What men want.

1. What is your prefered body type? (pertaining to a S.O.)
a) thin - anorexic and waif like
b) toned - health nut
c) average - healthy but not obsessively so
d) slightly to extremely overweight

C. average. I like my women to have curves.


2. Describe your favourite acts of foreplay. Please list only things that you have actively participated in.

Kissing…I love kissing. That is not restrained to the mouth either. Sucking is also good. I have been known to tickle and nibble as well. Massage is also a good on…anything with a “hands on” approach.

3. Have you ever been with a girl who seemed to leave you speechless and wanting more every time you made love? If so, what was it about the sex that got you so excited?

Yes. She was skilled at oral sex. Fucking was pretty good there too. She was pretty too.

4. Are you:
a) American
b) Canadian
c) Other

American/Welsh

5. If you could have one of the following, which would it be?
a) candy apple red sports car
b) black truck
c) irodecsent purple toned lowrider pick-up
d) motorcycle
If you chose (d) please tell us what colour you would paint your manly machine.

Motorcycle. Black. Harley.

6.Which do you enjoy more?
a) being on top - I like control
b) being on the bottom - I'm lazy and I like to watch her ride me
c) I like both, as long as I'm getting some.

C. is the good answer here


7. When you have a girlfriend or partner, how often would you idealy like to hump?
a) 1-3 times a week
b) 3-7 times a week
c) I mount her every chance I get, I'm a fucking stallion
d) none, I'm too busy bringing home the bread

B. works for me. I’m easy as hell though.

8. Do you like or dislike answering these questions?
a) I don't mind it - like
b) I hate being put on the spot - dislike
c) Indigo, what is your phone number? humma humma!

A. don’t mind

9. What is the best non sexual thing that a woman could do for you in order to show her love? (Can be something that has happened or something you would like to happen)
Have my child. (I think the actual process of giving birth would count in this instance) Basically, and I don’t care what is said about “safe” childbirth. She still risks dying to give birth. That is a hell of a thing to put someone through. I think a woman really has to love you if she is willing to do that.


10. Out of this list, what choice best describes how you would want your lady to be?
a) sassy and educated - the intelligent angry type
b) bitchy and bossy - the dominant "I get my way" spoiled type
c) completely in control - self explanatory
d) completely submissive - self explanetory
e) soft spoken and sweet - the thoughtful dreamer type
f) adoring and clingy - the low self esteem "I'll stay with you
forever" type

A. give me sassy and educated. I want someone who can stand up to me. I also need someone that understands what the fuck I am talking about, especially if I use one of those five dollar words in a sentence.

11. Describe the perfect date. (Either something that has happened or something you wish would happen, cause god you need a date something awful)
If you are posting on this board on a Friday night then, yes you need a date. J
Seriously, perfect is just hanging out together, and it really doesn’t matter to me what we do. I hope she is adventurous, because we could end up driving through the desert in the middle of the night to go watch a meteor shower, or going up to the mountains to go skiing. We could end up in some little blues dive bar listening to some band play and talking…


12. When a woman you are seeing pulls out a sex toy or two, are you:
a) pleased an eager - lets rock this house baby!
b) jealous and put out - that thing is bigger than my forearm!!
c) done too fast to have noticed the toys coming out - minute man
d) wanting to race out and buy more neat fuck toys, now that
you are aware she is kinky

A. is the good answer here…

13. List some sexual "no no's" you have encountered with women. Ie: what turns you OFF.
Insecurity. Bubbleheads. Self Importance. More interested in her mobile phone than me. Too much perfume, not enough shower.

14. What is more important out of this list? Please be honest.
a) great smile
b) pretty eyes
c) smokin body
d) winning personality

D. personality. There was a time when all of the others would have been the choice but as of late, I am discovering that I need to be able to talk to the girl. Her mind has to excite me.

15. Do you like or dislike women wearing perfumes?
a) love it - her smell lingers and it reminds me of her
b) hate it - her smell lingers and it reminds me of her
c) I don't care, as long as she puts out
d) Indigo, what was your phone number again?

I am allergic to a lot of perfumes…so I have to pass on the last one.

 

[erosman]

Topic: Hump talk for women - What men want.

1. What is your prefered body type? (pertaining to a S.O.)

c) average - healthy but not obsessively so


2. Describe your favourite acts of foreplay. Please list only things that you have actively participated in.

snuggling, touching, kissing, fondling, laughing, biting, licking, giggling, sucking, whispering, blowing, rubbing

3. Have you ever been with a girl who seemed to leave you speechless and wanting more every time you made love? If so, what was it about the sex that got you so excited?

yes, her ability to make me feel like a god

4. Are you:

a) American


5. If you could have one of the following, which would it be?
a) candy apple red sports car

6.Which do you enjoy more?

a)being on top - I like control

7. When you have a girlfriend or partner, how often would you idealy like to hump?

c) I mount her every chance I get, I'm a fucking stallion


8. Do you like or dislike answering these questions?
a) I don't mind it - like


9. What is the best non sexual thing that a woman could do for you in order to show her love? (Can be something that has happened or something you would like to happen)

reveal her unique emotional center through meaningful conversation

10. Out of this list, what choice best describes how you would want your lady to be?
a) sassy and educated - the intelligent angry type


11. Describe the perfect date. (Either something that has happened or something you wish would happen, cause god you need a date something awful)

kite flying on a warm spring afternoon

12. When a woman you are seeing pulls out a sex toy or two, are you:

a) pleased an eager - lets rock this house baby!


13. List some sexual "no no's" you have encountered with women. Ie: what turns you OFF.

pass

14. What is more important out of this list? Please be honest.

d) winning personality

15. Do you like or dislike women wearing perfumes?

a) love it - her smell lingers and it reminds me of her

 

[Guest]

bumpitis

 

[MrBates]

1. What is your prefered body type? (pertaining to a S.O.)
c) average - healthy but not obsessively so
A nice athletic build is my favorite....not a bodybuilder...just nicely toned.


2. Describe your favourite acts of foreplay. Please list only things that you have actively participated in.
Kissing; hugging; petting; soft touches and caressing; undressing each other. If done right, foreplay can be a perfectly wonderful end in and of itself. I like foreplay that lasts all night. I like touching to the point of giving my partner an orgasm. Oral is wonderful, if you consider that foreplay. Dressup can be lots of fun. Foreplay should be limited only by ones imagination. Chocolate sauce and whipped cream make for wonderful, but slightly messy, foreplay.


3. Have you ever been with a girl who seemed to leave you speechless and wanting more every time you made love? If so, what was it about the sex that got you so excited?
Yes...I have. I think it was the anticipation of how good it would be once we finally reached the actual act of intercourse that made it so good.


4. Are you:
a) American

5. If you could have one of the following, which would it be?
d) motorcycle
If you chose (d) please tell us what colour you would paint your manly machine.
Black...with red, orange and yellow flames.


6.Which do you enjoy more?
b) being on the bottom - I'm lazy and I like to watch her ride me
I like having her on top. It makes for a most erotic view; and is easier for her to control the pace of things...which means she's much more likely to orgasm.


7. When you have a girlfriend or partner, how often would you idealy like to hump?
b) 3-7 times a week


8. Do you like or dislike answering these questions?
c) Indigo, what is your phone number? humma humma!

9. What is the best non sexual thing that a woman could do for you in order to show her love? (Can be something that has happened or something you would like to happen)
I like being greeted by a warm, friendly smile and eyes that say I missed you....and I want you.


10. Out of this list, what choice best describes how you would want your lady to be?
a) sassy and educated - the intelligent angry type


11. Describe the perfect date. (Either something that has happened or something you wish would happen, cause god you need a date something awful)
This is hard. What's been wonderful in the past might not work at all with another woman. I like dates where we enjoy each others company; laugh heartily just about endlessly; and leave me wanting another one....SOON!


12. When a woman you are seeing pulls out a sex toy or two, are you:
a) pleased an eager - lets rock this house baby!


13. List some sexual "no no's" you have encountered with women. Ie: what turns you OFF.
Don't really have too many, other than if she wants me to have sex with her ex hubby.


14. What is more important out of this list? Please be honest.
#2 a) great smile
#3 b) pretty eyes
#1 d) winning personality

15. Do you like or dislike women wearing perfumes?
a) love it - her smell lingers and it reminds me of her
d) Indigo, what was your phone number again?

 

[Armenius]

Hail the men who could be honest with this one...

1. What is your prefered body type? (pertaining to a S.O.)
d) slightly to extremely overweight

Lets be honest - I love the curves and want something to hold on to, "sumptuous" may be the appropriate adjective.

2. Describe your favourite acts of foreplay. Please list only things that you have actively participated in.

The erotocism of sexual banter the whole afternnoon, sensual massage, kissing. licking, sharing fantasies of what might be to come.

3. Have you ever been with a girl who seemed to leave you speechless and wanting more every time you made love? If so, what was it about the sex that got you so excited?

I am married to her.

The love and closeness we shared during sex.

4. Are you:
a) American
b) Canadian
c) Other

American

5. If you could have one of the following, which would it be?
a) candy apple red sports car
b) black truck
c) irodecsent purple toned lowrider pick-up
d) motorcycle
If you chose (d) please tell us what colour you would paint your manly machine.

Black truck

6.Which do you enjoy more?
a) being on top - I like control
b) being on the bottom - I'm lazy and I like to watch her ride me
c) I like both, as long as I'm getting some.

hmmm - being on top, but she should still be in control.

7. When you have a girlfriend or partner, how often would you idealy like to hump?
a) 1-3 times a week
b) 3-7 times a week
c) I mount her every chance I get, I'm a fucking stallion
d) none, I'm too busy bringing home the bread

3 to 7. I alternate between the "have to have it all the time" mood and the reality that absence makes the heart grow fonder.

8. Do you like or dislike answering these questions?
a) I don't mind it - like
b) I hate being put on the spot - dislike
c) Indigo, what is your phone number? humma humma!

Don't mind at all - love it.

9. What is the best non sexual thing that a woman could do for you in order to show her love? (Can be something that has happened or something you would like to happen)

Sometimes I come home and all the candles in the house are lit, with her all dolled up and perfumed. Or - just plain tolerate what a pain in the butt I can be at times, accepting it with soft words.

10. Out of this list, what choice best describes how you would want your lady to be?
a) sassy and educated - the intelligent angry type
b) bitchy and bossy - the dominant "I get my way" spoiled type
c) completely in control - self explanatory
d) completely submissive - self explanetory
e) soft spoken and sweet - the thoughtful dreamer type
f) adoring and clingy - the low self esteem "I'll stay with you
forever" type

Could it be all of the above - a women should not fit into a mold, she must keep one guessing.

11. Describe the perfect date. (Either something that has happened or something you wish would happen, cause god you need a date something awful)

A lazy afternoon doing whatever strikes our fancy, a nice dinner, dancing, (weddings can be a good date), a fireplace and a bearskin rug.

12. When a woman you are seeing pulls out a sex toy or two, are you:
a) pleased an eager - lets rock this house baby!
b) jealous and put out - that thing is bigger than my forearm!!
c) done too fast to have noticed the toys coming out - minute man
d) wanting to race out and buy more neat fuck toys, now that
you are aware she is kinky

Suprised, pleased and eager - sex should be fun with all the love and romance mixed in. A bit of "danger" can be exciting.

13. List some sexual "no no's" you have encountered with women. Ie: what turns you OFF.

a. When the toys and fantasies become the focus of the whole event.

b. Threesomes, foursomes, etc. - VERY exciting to think about and very exciting at first - but in the end they are not as satisfying for me as I always think they will be.

c. When she is drunk or sleepy and just letting me "have my way" out of pity for my horniness.

14. What is more important out of this list? Please be honest.
a) great smile
b) pretty eyes
c) smokin body
d) winning personality

Pretty eyes that lure me in and the smile.

15. Do you like or dislike women wearing perfumes?
a) love it - her smell lingers and it reminds me of her
b) hate it - her smell lingers and it reminds me of her
c) I don't care, as long as she puts out
d) Indigo, what was your phone number again?

Love it - just her perfume when I kiss her makes me hard.


Honestly, Armenius

 

[tb123]

pass...

 

[bknight2602]

Some of you may know that I am a columnist for a local newspaper where I live. Sometimes i do percentage columns on various topics. I'm working on one of these currently. I usually will hit the streets and survey 50 or so random people for these types of columns. I have done this already with this particular topic, and amazingly, the feedback was less than satisfactory. I've decided to post this questionaire in hopes that I might come out with some more presentable and satisfying information.

Please do not respond to this thread if you have a problem with being lumped into a general percentage in one of my articles.

Disclaimer : no names, origins or quotes will be used in the publishing of my findings, only straight percentages based on the answers given.

Please answer the following questions, and only the questions asked. If a question does not pertain to you in some way, please state this with a "pass".

P.S. If you are a gay male taking this questionaire, please state that fact as it will affect the outcome of the needed information, but do feel free to take the test anyways, if you are not comfortable with stating your sexual preference, please PM me the information and proceed with the questionaire.

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Topic: Hump talk for women - What men want.

1. What is your prefered body type? (pertaining to a S.O.)
a) thin - anorexic and waif like
b) toned - health nut
c) average - healthy but not obsessively so
d) slightly to extremely overweight
d
2. Describe your favourite acts of foreplay. Please list only things that you have actively participated in.
cunnlingus
3. Have you ever been with a girl who seemed to leave you speechless and wanting more every time you made love? If so, what was it about the sex that got you so excited?
The ability to orgasm many times
4. Are you:
a) American
b) Canadian
c) Other
a
5. If you could have one of the following, which would it be?
a) candy apple red sports car
b) black truck
c) irodecsent purple toned lowrider pick-up
d) motorcycle
If you chose (d) please tell us what colour you would paint your manly machine.
d
6.Which do you enjoy more?
a) being on top - I like control
b) being on the bottom - I'm lazy and I like to watch her ride me
c) I like both, as long as I'm getting some.
c
7. When you have a girlfriend or partner, how often would you idealy like to hump?
a) 1-3 times a week
b) 3-7 times a week
c) I mount her every chance I get, I'm a fucking stallion
d) none, I'm too busy bringing home the bread
d
8. Do you like or dislike answering these questions?
a) I don't mind it - like
b) I hate being put on the spot - dislike
c) Indigo, what is your phone number? humma humma!
c
9. What is the best non sexual thing that a woman could do for you in order to show her love? (Can be something that has happened or something you would like to happen)
Say something nice with out provocation
10. Out of this list, what choice best describes how you would want your lady to be?
a) sassy and educated - the intelligent angry type
b) bitchy and bossy - the dominant "I get my way" spoiled type
c) completely in control - self explanatory
d) completely submissive - self explanetory
e) soft spoken and sweet - the thoughtful dreamer type
f) adoring and clingy - the low self esteem "I'll stay with you
forever" type
e
11. Describe the perfect date. (Either something that has happened or something you wish would happen, cause god you need a date something awful)
A date at which you had the best sex ever
12. When a woman you are seeing pulls out a sex toy or two, are you:
a) pleased an eager - lets rock this house baby!
b) jealous and put out - that thing is bigger than my forearm!!
c) done too fast to have noticed the toys coming out - minute man
d) wanting to race out and buy more neat fuck toys, now that
you are aware she is kinky
a
13. List some sexual "no no's" you have encountered with women. Ie: what turns you OFF.
Nothing
14. What is more important out of this list? Please be honest.
a) great smile
b) pretty eyes
c) smokin body
d) winning personality
d
15. Do you like or dislike women wearing perfumes?
a) love it - her smell lingers and it reminds me of her
b) hate it - her smell lingers and it reminds me of her
c) I don't care, as long as she puts out
d) Indigo, what was your phone number again?
d

 

[LukkyKnight]

Re: bumpitis

thanks to all the boys who participated already. you guys rockith.

You're welcome.

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: bumpitis

 

[Pixie]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: bump

Because the thread is not a waste of time, it's the wording of the poll which caused me to comment and pass. The thread is useful for illuminating the nature of those who respond to it, and fostering discussions which stem from the poll, such as this one.

And to think I told someone about this thread, thinking it was all in good fun... *shrug*

 

[Kurmudgeon]

1. What is your prefered body type? (pertaining to a S.O.)
a) thin - anorexic and waif like
b) toned - health nut
c) average - healthy but not obsessively so
d) slightly to extremely overweight

Some interesting choices of words in this questionnaire, as in the above question (from which one must conclude you are fat).

I guess this is a *bump* for you...... couldn't be helped.

 

[LukkyKnight]

Re: Re: Re: bumpitis

what happened to the "you have GOT to be kidding? PASS"?
couldnt hold out any longer eh?

thanks for participating. ya didnt pick a colour for the motorcycle though. should i just go with the hot pink you wrote the answers in?

if i had a motorcycle i would paint hello kitty in pastel pink and blue lingerie on it.

Heck no, I still think the poll is skewed, but it was nice to be thanked for my pass instead of attacked for not seeing/playing things your way.

 

[Shy Tall Guy]

1. What is your prefered body type? (pertaining to a S.O.)
c) average - healthy but not obsessively so

2. Describe your favourite acts of foreplay. Please list only things that you have actively participated in.Kissing, general fondling (especially fingering a woman - I could do that for hours, laying beside her sucking on her nipples, her neck, her ears while finger her), oral sex, a massage (giving and getting), undressing her slowly.

3. Have you ever been with a girl who seemed to leave you speechless and wanting more every time you made love?

Not yet.

4. Are you:
a) American

5. If you could have one of the following, which would it be?

d) motorcycle

If you chose (d) please tell us what colour you would paint your manly machine.
Pearlescent blue and white (but my current bikes are red and white/blue respectively).

6.Which do you enjoy more?

d) all of the above and then some, including behind, 69 and on our sides. But when it comes to being on top or below, I prefer below - I like when her breasts dangle in my face and when I am in a 69 position I can concentrate and reach her better if she is on top.

7. When you have a girlfriend or partner, how often would you idealy like to hump?
e) 2-3 times a day.

8. Do you like or dislike answering these questions?
a) I don't mind it - like

9. What is the best non sexual thing that a woman could do for you in order to show her love? (Can be something that has happened or something you would like to happen)Say that she believes in me.

10. Out of this list, what choice best describes how you would want your lady to be?

g) She must be intelligent and independent, but not angry or filled with agst. She should be pleasant to be around most of the time - I don't like bitchy (BTDT, divorced her). She must have good self-esteem and know when to stand up for herself, yet not bossy. Submissive during role playing sex is nice.


11. Describe the perfect date. (Either something that has happened or something you wish would happen, cause god you need a date something awful)Something like in "The Thomas Crown Affair" where Pierce Brosnan takes Renee Russo out for an afternoon of flying a glider over the hills of New England in the autumn then flies her in a Jet down to the Bahamas.

12. When a woman you are seeing pulls out a sex toy or two, are you:
e) Will it fit in me or her?

13. List some sexual "no no's" you have encountered with women. Ie: what turns you OFF.Crying, bitchyness, passivity (different from being submissive). Ones I haven't encountered but I know turn me off: Beastiality, scat, golden showers, pain (spanking her is okay, but not really hard), master slave games (boring!),

14. What is more important out of this list? Please be honest.

d) winning personality - but I do need a certain measure of physical attraction.

15. Do you like or dislike women wearing perfumes?
e) Only just a little (as in I can barely tell it is there - anything more is overpowering and annoying), and only certain fragrances. I do not care for musks, flowery is okay.

 

[SimGuy]

Thanks for Setting Me Straight

simguy,
let me explain a few things for ya big guy. first off, this questionaire is for no one in specific, believe me if i could just PM one guy and have the answers i needed, i would do so, then i wouldnt have to deal with people like you.

I have to admit my opinion was influenced by this post...

can you call a male friend and ask him to take the questionaire posted in the "Lit MEN Please Respond" thread and then post the answer for me?

 

[Shale]

Topic: Hump talk for women - What men want.

1. What is your prefered body type? (pertaining to a S.O.)
c) average - healthy but not obsessively so


2. Describe your favourite acts of foreplay. Please list only things that you have actively participated in.

Full body massage, ending with oral/manual intimacy

3. Have you ever been with a girl who seemed to leave you speechless and wanting more every time you made love? If so, what was it about the sex that got you so excited?

She was gorgeous, and she pursued me, - invited herself to my apartment.

4. Are you:
a) American


5. If you could have one of the following, which would it be?
d) motorcycle - dark blue

6.Which do you enjoy more?
c) I like both, as long as I'm getting some.

7. When you have a girlfriend or partner, how often would you idealy like to hump?
a) 1-3 times a week

8. Do you like or dislike answering these questions?
a) I don't mind it - like

9. What is the best non sexual thing that a woman could do for you in order to show her love? (Can be something that has happened or something you would like to happen)

Give me freedom to explore - knowing I'll come back home.

10. Out of this list, what choice best describes how you would want your lady to be?
a) sassy and educated - the intelligent angry type


11. Describe the perfect date. (Either something that has happened or something you wish would happen, cause god you need a date something awful)

Don't date, just hang out.

12. When a woman you are seeing pulls out a sex toy or two, are you:
pass

13. List some sexual "no no's" you have encountered with women. Ie: what turns you OFF.

Don't blow in my ear
Don't bite my shoulder
Don't wear artificial fragrance

14. What is more important out of this list? Please be honest.
d) winning personality

15. Do you like or dislike women wearing perfumes?
b) hate it - her smell lingers and it reminds me of her

 

[claybeherenow]

Topic: Hump talk for women - What men want.

1. What is your prefered body type? (pertaining to a S.O.)
a) thin - anorexic and waif like
b) toned - health nut
c) average - healthy but not obsessively so
d) slightly to extremely overweight
answer:c
2. Describe your favourite acts of foreplay. Please list only things that you have actively participated in.
answer:kissing, all over, playing with the breasts, ect. oral if that counts as forplay
3. Have you ever been with a girl who seemed to leave you speechless and wanting more every time you made love? If so, what was it about the sex that got you so excited?
answer:have had good sex but not THAT good
4. Are you:
a) American
b) Canadian
c) Other
answer:a
5. If you could have one of the following, which would it be?
a) candy apple red sports car
b) black truck
c) irodecsent purple toned lowrider pick-up
d) motorcycle
If you chose (d) please tell us what colour you would paint your manly machine.
answer:b
6.Which do you enjoy more?
a) being on top - I like control
b) being on the bottom - I'm lazy and I like to watch her ride me
c) I like both, as long as I'm getting some.
answer:b..but being on top is great too
7. When you have a girlfriend or partner, how often would you idealy like to hump?
a) 1-3 times a week
b) 3-7 times a week
c) I mount her every chance I get, I'm a fucking stallion
d) none, I'm too busy bringing home the bread
answer:c
8. Do you like or dislike answering these questions?
a) I don't mind it - like
b) I hate being put on the spot - dislike
c) Indigo, what is your phone number? humma humma!
answer:c
9. What is the best non sexual thing that a woman could do for you in order to show her love? (Can be something that has happened or something you would like to happen)
answer:make me something unexpected, cookies, brownies, supper, cards, ect.
10. Out of this list, what choice best describes how you would want your lady to be?
a) sassy and educated - the intelligent angry type
b) bitchy and bossy - the dominant "I get my way" spoiled type
c) completely in control - self explanatory
d) completely submissive - self explanetory
e) soft spoken and sweet - the thoughtful dreamer type
f) adoring and clingy - the low self esteem "I'll stay with you
forever" type
answer:e but it's hard to narrow it down to just one type
11. Describe the perfect date. (Either something that has happened or something you wish would happen, cause god you need a date something awful)
answer:keep it simple, go out for dinner, movie, drinks, back to the house for drinks and whatever comes next
12. When a woman you are seeing pulls out a sex toy or two, are you:
a) pleased an eager - lets rock this house baby!
b) jealous and put out - that thing is bigger than my forearm!!
c) done too fast to have noticed the toys coming out - minute man
d) wanting to race out and buy more neat fuck toys, now that
you are aware she is kinky
answer:d
13. List some sexual "no no's" you have encountered with women. Ie: what turns you OFF.
answer:being too bossy, or compalianing
14. What is more important out of this list? Please be honest.
a) great smile
b) pretty eyes
c) smokin body
d) winning personality
answer:d...but everything has to fit together to make it work
15. Do you like or dislike women wearing perfumes?
a) love it - her smell lingers and it reminds me of her
b) hate it - her smell lingers and it reminds me of her
c) I don't care, as long as she puts out
d) Indigo, what was your phone number again?
answer:c and d =)

 

[ShoreMan]

Topic: Hump talk for women - What men want.

1. What is your prefered body type? (pertaining to a S.O.)
d) slightly to extremely overweight

2. Describe your favourite acts of foreplay. Please list only things that you have actively participated in.

Oral and fingering. I love to pay attention to her breasts while fingering her. For me, I like a nice warmup with the hands.

3. Have you ever been with a girl who seemed to leave you speechless and wanting more every time you made love? If so, what was it about the sex that got you so excited?

Currently. She is inventive, but moreso than that, I think it is that we have a deep connection. We seem to know without speaking what the other wants.

4. Are you:
a) American


5. If you could have one of the following, which would it be?
a) candy apple red sports car

6.Which do you enjoy more?

b) being on the bottom - I'm lazy and I like to watch her ride me

7. When you have a girlfriend or partner, how often would you idealy like to hump?
b) 3-7 times a week

8. Do you like or dislike answering these questions?
a) I don't mind it

9. What is the best non sexual thing that a woman could do for you in order to show her love? (Can be something that has happened or something you would like to happen)

Spontaneous blow jobs work for me.

10. Out of this list, what choice best describes how you would want your lady to be?
a) sassy and educated - the intelligent angry type

11. Describe the perfect date. (Either something that has happened or something you wish would happen, cause god you need a date something awful)

Any date in which conversation is free-flowing. Sex at the end helps, too, but is not necessary.

12. When a woman you are seeing pulls out a sex toy or two, are you: excited.

13. List some sexual "no no's" you have encountered with women. Ie: what turns you OFF.

Golden Showers.


14. What is more important out of this list? Please be honest.

d) winning personality

Though the rest are very important to me.

15. Do you like or dislike women wearing perfumes?
a) love it - her smell lingers and it reminds me of her

 

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Some of you may know that I am a columnist for a local newspaper where I live. Sometimes i do percentage columns on various topics. I'm working on one of these currently. I usually will hit the streets and survey 50 or so random people for these types of columns. I have done this already with this particular topic, and amazingly, the feedback was less than satisfactory. I've decided to post this questionaire in hopes that I might come out with some more presentable and satisfying information.

Please do not respond to this thread if you have a problem with being lumped into a general percentage in one of my articles.

Disclaimer : no names, origins or quotes will be used in the publishing of my findings, only straight percentages based on the answers given.

Please answer the following questions, and only the questions asked. If a question does not pertain to you in some way, please state this with a "pass".

P.S. If you are a gay male taking this questionaire, please state that fact as it will affect the outcome of the needed information, but do feel free to take the test anyways, if you are not comfortable with stating your sexual preference, please PM me the information and proceed with the questionaire.

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Topic: Hump talk for women - What men want.

1. What is your prefered body type? (pertaining to a S.O.)
a) thin - anorexic and waif like
b) toned - health nut
c) average - healthy but not obsessively so
d) slightly to extremely overweight

**C, average.

2. Describe your favourite acts of foreplay. Please list only things that you have actively participated in.

**Does giving oral count? Kissing and massaging are the obvious answers. But I like to have her either stand or lie down, close her eyes, and not do anything while I trace my fingertips and tongue along her body to see what elicits a reaction and what doesn't.

3. Have you ever been with a girl who seemed to leave you speechless and wanting more every time you made love? If so, what was it about the sex that got you so excited?

**The reaction one gets. If she acts in such a way as to make you feel like she desperately needs you because of the things you do to her, and she screams your name, and begs you not to stop, and initiates sex herself because she enjoys it, and pretty much shows a willingness to not only let herself go to achieve pleasure when she is with you, but also is willing to do whatever it takes to get you off, it's a huge ego boost.

4. Are you:
a) American
b) Canadian
c) Other

**A, American

5. If you could have one of the following, which would it be?
a) candy apple red sports car
b) black truck
c) irodecsent purple toned lowrider pick-up
d) motorcycle
If you chose (d) please tell us what colour you would paint your manly machine.

**A, sports car

6.Which do you enjoy more?
a) being on top - I like control
b) being on the bottom - I'm lazy and I like to watch her ride me
c) I like both, as long as I'm getting some.

**C.

7. When you have a girlfriend or partner, how often would you idealy like to hump?
a) 1-3 times a week
b) 3-7 times a week
c) I mount her every chance I get, I'm a fucking stallion
d) none, I'm too busy bringing home the bread

**B.

8. Do you like or dislike answering these questions?
a) I don't mind it - like
b) I hate being put on the spot - dislike
c) Indigo, what is your phone number? humma humma!

**C.

9. What is the best non sexual thing that a woman could do for you in order to show her love? (Can be something that has happened or something you would like to happen)

**Make me feel wanted.

10. Out of this list, what choice best describes how you would want your lady to be?
a) sassy and educated - the intelligent angry type
b) bitchy and bossy - the dominant "I get my way" spoiled type
c) completely in control - self explanatory
d) completely submissive - self explanetory
e) soft spoken and sweet - the thoughtful dreamer type
f) adoring and clingy - the low self esteem "I'll stay with you
forever" type

**E, outside the bedroom. And more like F inside it.

11. Describe the perfect date. (Either something that has happened or something you wish would happen, cause god you need a date something awful)

**Her asking me over for dinner, watching a movie, and her initiating more intimate activity afterwards.

12. When a woman you are seeing pulls out a sex toy or two, are you:
a) pleased an eager - lets rock this house baby!
b) jealous and put out - that thing is bigger than my forearm!!
c) done too fast to have noticed the toys coming out - minute man
d) wanting to race out and buy more neat fuck toys, now that
you are aware she is kinky

**D, provided I'm still her main focus of attention.

13. List some sexual "no no's" you have encountered with women. Ie: what turns you OFF.

**Too passive, no fingers up my butt please, talking about other guys, disinterest, a desire to smoke afterwards.

14. What is more important out of this list? Please be honest.
a) great smile
b) pretty eyes
c) smokin body
d) winning personality

**B.

15. Do you like or dislike women wearing perfumes?
a) love it - her smell lingers and it reminds me of her
b) hate it - her smell lingers and it reminds me of her
c) I don't care, as long as she puts out
d) Indigo, what was your phone number again?

**B. It tastes bad too. Much prefer the scent of body wash or something more 'natural'.

 

[dpod]

Indigo.Rose,
Let us know when the newspaper is comming out so we can see the results. Hopefully it'll be on the web.

Topic: Hump talk for women - What men want.

1. What is your prefered body type? (pertaining to a S.O.)
a) thin - anorexic and waif like
b) toned - health nut
c) average - healthy but not obsessively so
d) slightly to extremely overweight
D- I love something to handle


2. Describe your favourite acts of foreplay. Please list only things that you have actively participated in.
Eating her out. Seeing her get excited was fun for me.


3. Have you ever been with a girl who seemed to leave you speechless and wanting more every time you made love? If so, what was it about the sex that got you so excited?
No not yet. Anyone want to fix this?



4. Are you:
a) American
b) Canadian
c) Other
A - American until we start to draft.

5. If you could have one of the following, which would it be?
a) candy apple red sports car
b) black truck
c) irodecsent purple toned lowrider pick-up
d) motorcycle
If you chose (d) please tell us what colour you would paint your manly machine.
A


6.Which do you enjoy more?
a) being on top - I like control
b) being on the bottom - I'm lazy and I like to watch her ride me
c) I like both, as long as I'm getting some.
C - Both are fun and exciting

7. When you have a girlfriend or partner, how often would you idealy like to hump?
a) 1-3 times a week
b) 3-7 times a week
c) I mount her every chance I get, I'm a fucking stallion
d) none, I'm too busy bringing home the bread
C- If I had a girlfriend she be getting it as often as possible.


8. Do you like or dislike answering these questions?
a) I don't mind it - like
b) I hate being put on the spot - dislike
c) Indigo, what is your phone number? humma humma!
C- I love a curious woman.


9. What is the best non sexual thing that a woman could do for you in order to show her love? (Can be something that has happened or something you would like to happen)
Call me up and see how I am doing our of the blue.


10. Out of this list, what choice best describes how you would want your lady to be?
a) sassy and educated - the intelligent angry type
b) bitchy and bossy - the dominant "I get my way" spoiled type
c) completely in control - self explanatory
d) completely submissive - self explanetory
e) soft spoken and sweet - the thoughtful dreamer type
f) adoring and clingy - the low self esteem "I'll stay with you
forever" type
A - I had an f and it was a failure


11. Describe the perfect date. (Either something that has happened or something you wish would happen, cause god you need a date something awful)
Right now a woman who answers my e-mail. A pleasant dinner, movie and cuddling and kissing.


12. When a woman you are seeing pulls out a sex toy or two, are you:
a) pleased an eager - lets rock this house baby!
b) jealous and put out - that thing is bigger than my forearm!!
c) done too fast to have noticed the toys coming out - minute man
d) wanting to race out and buy more neat fuck toys, now that
you are aware she is kinky
You should have the option for more than one answer. A then D.
If you need one, A.


13. List some sexual "no no's" you have encountered with women. Ie: what turns you OFF.
Multiple and large piercings. Intollerant attitude. Angry looking face.


14. What is more important out of this list? Please be honest.
a) great smile
b) pretty eyes
c) smokin body
d) winning personality
D - All else is just the icing

15. Do you like or dislike women wearing perfumes?
a) love it - her smell lingers and it reminds me of her
b) hate it - her smell lingers and it reminds me of her
c) I don't care, as long as she puts out
d) Indigo, what was your phone number again?
A - If the perfume is not overpowering. And BTW D again.

Hope my comments didn't make your collection harder.
dpod