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Indigo.Rose said:
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Topic: Hump talk for women - What men want.
1. What is your prefered body type? (pertaining to a S.O.)
c) average - healthy but not obsessively so
d) slightly to extremely overweight
------I like the expression "fluffy" . Skinny is not arousing for me
2. Describe your favourite acts of foreplay. Please list only things that you have actively participated in.
------Talking, cuddling, kissing, massages, Long periods of oral sex with or without orgasm
3. Have you ever been with a girl who seemed to leave you speechless and wanting more every time you made love? If so, what was it about the sex that got you so excited?
------Her comfortableness with herself. Her enthusiasm and playfullness and then at that certain point her concentration/singlemindedness.
4. Are you:
-------b) Canadian
5. If you could have one of the following, which would it be?
------b) black truck
6.Which do you enjoy more?
---b) being on the bottom - I'm lazy and I like to watch her ride me
But I'm NOT lazy I just happen to like that position.
7. When you have a girlfriend or partner, how often would you idealy like to hump?
----b) 3-7 times a week. I chose this cause I don't like the idea of considering myself a "stallion" --sheesh..too much concite
8. Do you like or dislike answering these questions?
----a) I don't mind it - like
&---c) Indigo, what is your phone number? humma humma!
9. What is the best non sexual thing that a woman could do for you in order to show her love? (Can be something that has happened or something you would like to happen)
-----Have or at least try to have real interest in things that I have interest in. Could be anything...Books, politics, cooking, a TV show..etc
10. Out of this list, what choice best describes how you would want your lady to be?
-------a) sassy and educated - the intelligent angry type
But I like parts of all the other types
11. Describe the perfect date. (Either something that has happened or something you wish would happen, cause god you need a date something awful)
------A walk in the park, a nice movie or concert, good meal, a moonlight walk (to get rid of that ''full" feeling) then maybe sex.
12. When a woman you are seeing pulls out a sex toy or two, are you:
-----a) pleased an eager - lets rock this house baby!
&
-----d) wanting to race out and buy more neat fuck toys, now that
you are aware she is kinky
13. List some sexual "no no's" you have encountered with women. Ie: what turns you OFF.
-----Un-responsiveness
14. What is more important out of this list? Please be honest.
-----d) winning personality
15. Do you like or dislike women wearing perfumes?
a) love it - her smell lingers and it reminds me of her
-----But not so much as its overpowering. Plus I like those natural smells too
-----d) Indigo, what was your phone number again?
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1. What is your prefered body type? (pertaining to a S.O.)
c) average - healthy but not obsessively so
2. Describe your favourite acts of foreplay. Please list only things that you have actively participated in.
Oral on the breasts, belly, pussy. Fingers exploring, taking her wetness onto her nipples to lick off, or have her suck them off my fingers. Lots of nipple play and kissing with tongue.
3. Have you ever been with a girl who seemed to leave you speechless and wanting more every time you made love? If so, what was it about the sex that got you so excited?
Yes. Her blatant arousal and desire was the key.
4. Are you:
a) American
5. If you could have one of the following, which would it be?
a) candy apple red sports car
6.Which do you enjoy more?
c) I like both, as long as I'm getting some.
7. When you have a girlfriend or partner, how often would you idealy like to hump?
b) 3-7 times a week
8. Do you like or dislike answering these questions?
a) I don't mind it - like
9. What is the best non sexual thing that a woman could do for you in order to show her love? (Can be something that has happened or something you would like to happen)
Just being there for a solid hug is the best.
10. Out of this list, what choice best describes how you would want your lady to be?
e) soft spoken and sweet - the thoughtful dreamer type
11. Describe the perfect date. (Either something that has happened or something you wish would happen, cause god you need a date something awful)
Pass
12. When a woman you are seeing pulls out a sex toy or two, are you:
a) pleased an eager - lets rock this house baby!
13. List some sexual "no no's" you have encountered with women. Ie: what turns you OFF.
None encountered. Thankfully. But pee and poo are at the top of the list.
14. What is more important out of this list? Please be honest.
a) great smile
15. Do you like or dislike women wearing perfumes?
a) love it - her smell lingers and it reminds me of her
BUT It's got to be a smell I like. Flowery stuff turns me off, and the good sultry smells can be bad if overpowering.
c) average - healthy but not obsessively so
2. Describe your favourite acts of foreplay. Please list only things that you have actively participated in.
Oral on the breasts, belly, pussy. Fingers exploring, taking her wetness onto her nipples to lick off, or have her suck them off my fingers. Lots of nipple play and kissing with tongue.
3. Have you ever been with a girl who seemed to leave you speechless and wanting more every time you made love? If so, what was it about the sex that got you so excited?
Yes. Her blatant arousal and desire was the key.
4. Are you:
a) American
5. If you could have one of the following, which would it be?
a) candy apple red sports car
6.Which do you enjoy more?
c) I like both, as long as I'm getting some.
7. When you have a girlfriend or partner, how often would you idealy like to hump?
b) 3-7 times a week
8. Do you like or dislike answering these questions?
a) I don't mind it - like
9. What is the best non sexual thing that a woman could do for you in order to show her love? (Can be something that has happened or something you would like to happen)
Just being there for a solid hug is the best.
10. Out of this list, what choice best describes how you would want your lady to be?
e) soft spoken and sweet - the thoughtful dreamer type
11. Describe the perfect date. (Either something that has happened or something you wish would happen, cause god you need a date something awful)
Pass
12. When a woman you are seeing pulls out a sex toy or two, are you:
a) pleased an eager - lets rock this house baby!
13. List some sexual "no no's" you have encountered with women. Ie: what turns you OFF.
None encountered. Thankfully. But pee and poo are at the top of the list.
14. What is more important out of this list? Please be honest.
a) great smile
15. Do you like or dislike women wearing perfumes?
a) love it - her smell lingers and it reminds me of her
BUT It's got to be a smell I like. Flowery stuff turns me off, and the good sultry smells can be bad if overpowering.
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Re: Re: Re: Lit MEN Please Respond.
Too late.
Indigo.Rose said:i implied nothing, i gave choices to pick from. i also stated if they didnt like a question they could PASS on it. i did not say ALL thin women are anorexic, and i did not say ALL toned women are health nuts, it just happens to be that these are the choices i put with this question, and since you arent a man anyways, i suggest you keep your opinions to yourself. thanks.
Too late.
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1. What is your prefered body type? (pertaining to a S.O.)
c) average - healthy but not obsessively so
2. Describe your favourite acts of foreplay. Please list only things that you have actively participated in.
Slow strip; tongue bath; mutual masturbation; oral (however this all makes for a fine main course).
3. Have you ever been with a girl who seemed to leave you speechless and wanting more every time you made love? If so, what was it about the sex that got you so excited?
Yes. The way it seemed to be as much about giving as receiving on both our parts.
4. Are you:
c) Other Irish, but living in the States.
5. If you could have one of the following, which would it be?
a) candy apple red sports car 1967 Karman Ghia Convertible.
6.Which do you enjoy more?
c) I like both, as long as I'm getting some. Variety is the spice of life.
7. When you have a girlfriend or partner, how often would you idealy like to hump?
b) 3-7 times a week
8. Do you like or dislike answering these questions?
a) I don't mind it - like
9. What is the best non sexual thing that a woman could do for you in order to show her love? (Can be something that has happened or something you would like to happen)
When she calls/pages me out of the blue.
10. Out of this list, what choice best describes how you would want your lady to be?
a) sassy and educated - the intelligent angry type But a mixture of all of the above, given the situation, is preferable.
11. Describe the perfect date. (Either something that has happened or something you wish would happen, cause god you need a date something awful.)
A lazy Sunday morning in bed, I'll make coffee while you work on The Sunday New York Times crossword puzzle; then brunch, a matinée or a museum; with plenty of opportunities for some hot lovin' all through the day.
12. When a woman you are seeing pulls out a sex toy or two, are you:
a) pleased and eager - let's rock this house baby! Why not? They were gifts from me.
13. List some sexual "no no's" you have encountered with women. Ie: what turns you OFF.
I've never yet been asked to do anything that was a "turn off" (that may be because I haven't been with anyone too wild), but I think I would stop short of scat and/or blood (except straight sex during menstrus--that doesn't bother me; oral would).
14. What is more important out of this list? Please be honest.
d) winning personality That's the one that lasts.
15. Do you like or dislike women wearing perfumes?
c) I don't care, as long as she puts out I prefer less however; too much is no fun; just a hint.
c) average - healthy but not obsessively so
2. Describe your favourite acts of foreplay. Please list only things that you have actively participated in.
Slow strip; tongue bath; mutual masturbation; oral (however this all makes for a fine main course).
3. Have you ever been with a girl who seemed to leave you speechless and wanting more every time you made love? If so, what was it about the sex that got you so excited?
Yes. The way it seemed to be as much about giving as receiving on both our parts.
4. Are you:
c) Other Irish, but living in the States.
5. If you could have one of the following, which would it be?
a) candy apple red sports car 1967 Karman Ghia Convertible.
6.Which do you enjoy more?
c) I like both, as long as I'm getting some. Variety is the spice of life.
7. When you have a girlfriend or partner, how often would you idealy like to hump?
b) 3-7 times a week
8. Do you like or dislike answering these questions?
a) I don't mind it - like
9. What is the best non sexual thing that a woman could do for you in order to show her love? (Can be something that has happened or something you would like to happen)
When she calls/pages me out of the blue.
10. Out of this list, what choice best describes how you would want your lady to be?
a) sassy and educated - the intelligent angry type But a mixture of all of the above, given the situation, is preferable.
11. Describe the perfect date. (Either something that has happened or something you wish would happen, cause god you need a date something awful.)
A lazy Sunday morning in bed, I'll make coffee while you work on The Sunday New York Times crossword puzzle; then brunch, a matinée or a museum; with plenty of opportunities for some hot lovin' all through the day.
12. When a woman you are seeing pulls out a sex toy or two, are you:
a) pleased and eager - let's rock this house baby! Why not? They were gifts from me.
13. List some sexual "no no's" you have encountered with women. Ie: what turns you OFF.
I've never yet been asked to do anything that was a "turn off" (that may be because I haven't been with anyone too wild), but I think I would stop short of scat and/or blood (except straight sex during menstrus--that doesn't bother me; oral would).
14. What is more important out of this list? Please be honest.
d) winning personality That's the one that lasts.
15. Do you like or dislike women wearing perfumes?
c) I don't care, as long as she puts out I prefer less however; too much is no fun; just a hint.
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Answers
1. b
2. I love to languish in a woman's beauty, touching, nibbling, kissing the subtle curves of her femininity, building ever so slowly to her release.
3. No. Looking for such a woman. A sexual muse.
4. a
5. d Black
6. c
7. b
8. a
9. Show up at my office for lunch unannounced, in nothing more than thigh highs and a coat.
10 a
11. Glass of wine at her place. Sitting safely at a distance but glaring suggestively at each other. I love a woman who can conduct foreplay at a distance.
Nice meal with cocktails after, a little kiss and pet.
Dancing perhaps with rubs, touches and furtive glances.
"Shall we go now?" she asks.........
12. a. but they wont be necessary
13. Poor attempts at oral.
14. c
15. a
Randy
1. b
2. I love to languish in a woman's beauty, touching, nibbling, kissing the subtle curves of her femininity, building ever so slowly to her release.
3. No. Looking for such a woman. A sexual muse.
4. a
5. d Black
6. c
7. b
8. a
9. Show up at my office for lunch unannounced, in nothing more than thigh highs and a coat.
10 a
11. Glass of wine at her place. Sitting safely at a distance but glaring suggestively at each other. I love a woman who can conduct foreplay at a distance.
Nice meal with cocktails after, a little kiss and pet.
Dancing perhaps with rubs, touches and furtive glances.
"Shall we go now?" she asks.........
12. a. but they wont be necessary
13. Poor attempts at oral.
14. c
15. a
Randy
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1.What is your prefered body type?
answer:c... average.
2.Describe your favourite acts of foreplay.
Answer: I am not listing all that on this list!
Foreplay is something i excel at because i love it. Everything from eye contact to medium bondage. Note: no men, no animals, no golden showers, no scat and no bleeding; Barring these things if there is something i have not done or is not on my favourite list i don't know what it is.
3.Have you ever been with a girl who seemed to leave you speechless and wanting more every time you made love? If so, what was it about the sex that got you so excited?
Answer:I am almost never speechless unless out of breath.
Wanting more? Yes!
Hot blooded and kinky with good muscle control.
4. Are you:
Answer:American
5. If you could have on of the following what would it be?
Answer: My truck is black.
6. Which do you enjoy more.
Answer:c... I like both, as long as i'm getting some.
7.when you have a girlfreind or partner, how often would you idealy like to hump.
Answer:b...3-7 times a week.
8.Do you like or dislike answering these questions?
Answer:I don't mind it-like.
9.What is the best non sexual thing a woman can do for you to show her love.
Answer...To be able and willing to share her secret wants and needs.
10. Out of this list, what choice best describes how you want your lady to be?
Answer:A...Sassy and educated- the intelligent angry type.
11.Describe the perfect date.
Answer...When your hearts soar like egales and you don't want the date to end, with each one looking forward to your next date.
12. When a woman you are seeing pulls out a sex toy or two, are you:
Answer:a...pleased and eager-lets rock this house baby!
13.List some sexual "no no's" you have encountered with women. Ie:what turns you off.
Answer: in no certain order.
1.Chattering about anything else during foreplay and/or sex.
2. Lighting up a smoke while i'm going down on them. I like to
have a smoke too when i am having a good time but, i find it rude.
3.As a minimum i like her to have a shower or bath in the last 24 hrs.
4.Not mentioning minor details like husbands and such that might be busting through the door at any moment
14.What is more important out of this list?
Answer
ass........d,a,b,c
15. Do you like or dislike women wearing perfumes?
Answer:a...love it-her smell lingers and it reminsa me of her.
note: I like a womans perfume to have range and striking power and yet it must not be so strong as to be offensive to the general public. You know what i mean.
fgarvb1.
answer:c... average.
2.Describe your favourite acts of foreplay.
Answer: I am not listing all that on this list!
Foreplay is something i excel at because i love it. Everything from eye contact to medium bondage. Note: no men, no animals, no golden showers, no scat and no bleeding; Barring these things if there is something i have not done or is not on my favourite list i don't know what it is.
3.Have you ever been with a girl who seemed to leave you speechless and wanting more every time you made love? If so, what was it about the sex that got you so excited?
Answer:I am almost never speechless unless out of breath.
Wanting more? Yes!
Hot blooded and kinky with good muscle control.
4. Are you:
Answer:American
5. If you could have on of the following what would it be?
Answer: My truck is black.
6. Which do you enjoy more.
Answer:c... I like both, as long as i'm getting some.
7.when you have a girlfreind or partner, how often would you idealy like to hump.
Answer:b...3-7 times a week.
8.Do you like or dislike answering these questions?
Answer:I don't mind it-like.
9.What is the best non sexual thing a woman can do for you to show her love.
Answer...To be able and willing to share her secret wants and needs.
10. Out of this list, what choice best describes how you want your lady to be?
Answer:A...Sassy and educated- the intelligent angry type.
11.Describe the perfect date.
Answer...When your hearts soar like egales and you don't want the date to end, with each one looking forward to your next date.
12. When a woman you are seeing pulls out a sex toy or two, are you:
Answer:a...pleased and eager-lets rock this house baby!
13.List some sexual "no no's" you have encountered with women. Ie:what turns you off.
Answer: in no certain order.
1.Chattering about anything else during foreplay and/or sex.
2. Lighting up a smoke while i'm going down on them. I like to
have a smoke too when i am having a good time but, i find it rude.
3.As a minimum i like her to have a shower or bath in the last 24 hrs.
4.Not mentioning minor details like husbands and such that might be busting through the door at any moment
14.What is more important out of this list?
Answer
ass........d,a,b,c15. Do you like or dislike women wearing perfumes?
Answer:a...love it-her smell lingers and it reminsa me of her.
note: I like a womans perfume to have range and striking power and yet it must not be so strong as to be offensive to the general public. You know what i mean.
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Granting my reply was not the epitome of gentility, I think it somewhat short of rude in comparison to the "shove it up your ass" reply you chose. I do realize people have lately begun to use the word sorry in that way, but I'm not feeling apologetic.
There is a well-known, well-documented behavioral phenomema covering when we see in others what we see in ourselves. Perhaps you can explore that as part of another research project?
If you see that as too rude a reply you might consider your forum. I find the forum an open place where it's OK to explain why I decline to fill in your survey. I thought I conveyed my opinon without going into excrutiating detail.Indigo.Rose said:and people accuse me of being rude in here, how about this, you shove that pass up your ass, and ill get my survey done without your sorry ass, thanks for bothering to post your mindless crap.
Granting my reply was not the epitome of gentility, I think it somewhat short of rude in comparison to the "shove it up your ass" reply you chose. I do realize people have lately begun to use the word sorry in that way, but I'm not feeling apologetic.
There is a well-known, well-documented behavioral phenomema covering when we see in others what we see in ourselves. Perhaps you can explore that as part of another research project?
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Topic: Hump talk for women - What men want.
1. What is your prefered body type? (pertaining to a S.O.)
d.
2. Describe your favourite acts of foreplay. Please list only things that you have actively participated in.
Wow...so many...I'm a big fan of kissing...so much more that depends on WHO I am with. My current gf has breasts that beg to be worshipped and taken care of so that's a big part. Foreplay really depends on the person...but I couldn't go without the kissing.
3. Have you ever been with a girl who seemed to leave you speechless and wanting more every time you made love? If so, what was it about the sex that got you so excited?
I've had amazing sex if that's what you're asking? Have I been with someone that never satisfied me? Not really...but to answer your question in the best way I understand it I'd have to say it was HER eagernes and desire that fuels mine.
4. Are you:
a) American
b) Canadian
c) Other
American...lived in Ohio my entire life and about to move to Chicago. (hopefully)
5. If you could have one of the following, which would it be?
a) candy apple red sports car
b) black truck
c) irodecsent purple toned lowrider pick-up
d) motorcycle
If you chose (d) please tell us what colour you would paint your manly machine.
I like a nice smooth ride on the highway...something like a hunter green Bonneville....shrug...or if this is a REAL wish list a Jaguar S-type either a 4.2 or an R. YUMMY....
6.Which do you enjoy more?
a) being on top - I like control
b) being on the bottom - I'm lazy and I like to watch her ride me
c) I like both, as long as I'm getting some.
I LOVE both...and it really depends on the situation..BUT I really enjoy being on bottom...it's a totally different sensation and I've found it allows her to really get the angles right....
7. When you have a girlfriend or partner, how often would you idealy like to hump?
a) 1-3 times a week
b) 3-7 times a week
c) I mount her every chance I get, I'm a fucking stallion
d) none, I'm too busy bringing home the bread
Ideally? probably 2 times a day...average...because there ARE days where we're just too tired etc...and there's days I'd be happy to go 5-6+ times a day.
8. Do you like or dislike answering these questions?
a) I don't mind it - like
b) I hate being put on the spot - dislike
c) Indigo, what is your phone number? humma humma!
No biggie...so I'll choose c.
9. What is the best non sexual thing that a woman could do for you in order to show her love? (Can be something that has happened or something you would like to happen)
Just tell me she loves me. I really like that verbal reassurance.
10. Out of this list, what choice best describes how you would want your lady to be?
a) sassy and educated - the intelligent angry type
b) bitchy and bossy - the dominant "I get my way" spoiled type
c) completely in control - self explanatory
d) completely submissive - self explanetory
e) soft spoken and sweet - the thoughtful dreamer type
f) adoring and clingy - the low self esteem "I'll stay with you
forever" type
WHAT HORRIBLE TYPES!!!!! Sheesh...stay with you forever doesn't mean low self esteem, and sassy and educated doesn't have to mean angry...
I want a human being thank you...so parts of all 6.
11. Describe the perfect date. (Either something that has happened or something you wish would happen, cause god you need a date something awful)
A quiet afternoon get together with a few close friends, good talk, good food, and lots of laughs...then just the two of us for desert and a long walk as the day turns to night...talking lots about nothing...then back home to some private slow dancing in front of the fireplace...then some lovemaking there, in the bedroom, and wherever inbetween....afterwards we could sit in bed and share a good book...I could read it to her as she lies in my arms...until we are both too tired to stay awake.
12. When a woman you are seeing pulls out a sex toy or two, are you:
a) pleased an eager - lets rock this house baby!
b) jealous and put out - that thing is bigger than my forearm!!
c) done too fast to have noticed the toys coming out - minute man
d) wanting to race out and buy more neat fuck toys, now that
you are aware she is kinky
D! hehe...we've had fun with this one
13. List some sexual "no no's" you have encountered with women. Ie: what turns you OFF.
Wow...that's a toughie...I'm pretty much open to anything between two people. I guess pain...and inflicting pain...a little spanking is ok...but actually hurting someone or being hurt just doesn't intrest me.
14. What is more important out of this list? Please be honest.
a) great smile
b) pretty eyes
c) smokin body
d) winning personality
d, d, d, d...I've never even found myself in bed with a woman that doesn't have d, and intend upon keeping it that way.
15. Do you like or dislike women wearing perfumes?
a) love it - her smell lingers and it reminds me of her
b) hate it - her smell lingers and it reminds me of her
c) I don't care, as long as she puts out
d) Indigo, what was your phone number again?
a, usually...there are SOME perfumes I haven't really been too big on...but generally I like a woman with a favourite scent. Of course the lingering smell I REALLY enjoy is her scent and has NOTHING to do with perfume. Yummy!!!
1. What is your prefered body type? (pertaining to a S.O.)
d.
2. Describe your favourite acts of foreplay. Please list only things that you have actively participated in.
Wow...so many...I'm a big fan of kissing...so much more that depends on WHO I am with. My current gf has breasts that beg to be worshipped and taken care of so that's a big part. Foreplay really depends on the person...but I couldn't go without the kissing.
3. Have you ever been with a girl who seemed to leave you speechless and wanting more every time you made love? If so, what was it about the sex that got you so excited?
I've had amazing sex if that's what you're asking? Have I been with someone that never satisfied me? Not really...but to answer your question in the best way I understand it I'd have to say it was HER eagernes and desire that fuels mine.
4. Are you:
a) American
b) Canadian
c) Other
American...lived in Ohio my entire life and about to move to Chicago. (hopefully)
5. If you could have one of the following, which would it be?
a) candy apple red sports car
b) black truck
c) irodecsent purple toned lowrider pick-up
d) motorcycle
If you chose (d) please tell us what colour you would paint your manly machine.
I like a nice smooth ride on the highway...something like a hunter green Bonneville....shrug...or if this is a REAL wish list a Jaguar S-type either a 4.2 or an R. YUMMY....
6.Which do you enjoy more?
a) being on top - I like control
b) being on the bottom - I'm lazy and I like to watch her ride me
c) I like both, as long as I'm getting some.
I LOVE both...and it really depends on the situation..BUT I really enjoy being on bottom...it's a totally different sensation and I've found it allows her to really get the angles right....
7. When you have a girlfriend or partner, how often would you idealy like to hump?
a) 1-3 times a week
b) 3-7 times a week
c) I mount her every chance I get, I'm a fucking stallion
d) none, I'm too busy bringing home the bread
Ideally? probably 2 times a day...average...because there ARE days where we're just too tired etc...and there's days I'd be happy to go 5-6+ times a day.
8. Do you like or dislike answering these questions?
a) I don't mind it - like
b) I hate being put on the spot - dislike
c) Indigo, what is your phone number? humma humma!
No biggie...so I'll choose c.
9. What is the best non sexual thing that a woman could do for you in order to show her love? (Can be something that has happened or something you would like to happen)
Just tell me she loves me. I really like that verbal reassurance.
10. Out of this list, what choice best describes how you would want your lady to be?
a) sassy and educated - the intelligent angry type
b) bitchy and bossy - the dominant "I get my way" spoiled type
c) completely in control - self explanatory
d) completely submissive - self explanetory
e) soft spoken and sweet - the thoughtful dreamer type
f) adoring and clingy - the low self esteem "I'll stay with you
forever" type
WHAT HORRIBLE TYPES!!!!! Sheesh...stay with you forever doesn't mean low self esteem, and sassy and educated doesn't have to mean angry...
I want a human being thank you...so parts of all 6.
11. Describe the perfect date. (Either something that has happened or something you wish would happen, cause god you need a date something awful)
A quiet afternoon get together with a few close friends, good talk, good food, and lots of laughs...then just the two of us for desert and a long walk as the day turns to night...talking lots about nothing...then back home to some private slow dancing in front of the fireplace...then some lovemaking there, in the bedroom, and wherever inbetween....afterwards we could sit in bed and share a good book...I could read it to her as she lies in my arms...until we are both too tired to stay awake.
12. When a woman you are seeing pulls out a sex toy or two, are you:
a) pleased an eager - lets rock this house baby!
b) jealous and put out - that thing is bigger than my forearm!!
c) done too fast to have noticed the toys coming out - minute man
d) wanting to race out and buy more neat fuck toys, now that
you are aware she is kinky
D! hehe...we've had fun with this one
13. List some sexual "no no's" you have encountered with women. Ie: what turns you OFF.
Wow...that's a toughie...I'm pretty much open to anything between two people. I guess pain...and inflicting pain...a little spanking is ok...but actually hurting someone or being hurt just doesn't intrest me.
14. What is more important out of this list? Please be honest.
a) great smile
b) pretty eyes
c) smokin body
d) winning personality
d, d, d, d...I've never even found myself in bed with a woman that doesn't have d, and intend upon keeping it that way.
15. Do you like or dislike women wearing perfumes?
a) love it - her smell lingers and it reminds me of her
b) hate it - her smell lingers and it reminds me of her
c) I don't care, as long as she puts out
d) Indigo, what was your phone number again?
a, usually...there are SOME perfumes I haven't really been too big on...but generally I like a woman with a favourite scent. Of course the lingering smell I REALLY enjoy is her scent and has NOTHING to do with perfume. Yummy!!!
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Indigo.Rose
"Sometimes i do percentage columns on various topics. I'm working on one of these currently. I usually will hit the streets and survey 50 or so random people for these types of columns. I have done this already with this particular topic, and amazingly, the feedback was less than satisfactory. I've decided to post this questionaire in hopes that I might come out with some more presentable and satisfying information."
Pay attention folks: this is why you always doubt any statistics you read in a newspaper or magazine.
"Sometimes i do percentage columns on various topics. I'm working on one of these currently. I usually will hit the streets and survey 50 or so random people for these types of columns. I have done this already with this particular topic, and amazingly, the feedback was less than satisfactory. I've decided to post this questionaire in hopes that I might come out with some more presentable and satisfying information."
Pay attention folks: this is why you always doubt any statistics you read in a newspaper or magazine.
curious2c
In Flux
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Topic: Hump talk for women - What men want.
1. What is your prefered body type? (pertaining to a S.O.)
a) thin - anorexic and waif like
b) toned - health nut
c) average - healthy but not obsessively so
d) slightly to extremely overweight
C. average - healthy
2. Describe your favourite acts of foreplay. Please list only things that you have actively participated in.
Me performing oral on her.
3. Have you ever been with a girl who seemed to leave you speechless and wanting more every time you made love? If so, what was it about the sex that got you so excited?
no
4. Are you:
a) American
b) Canadian
c) Other
A. American
5. If you could have one of the following, which would it be?
a) candy apple red sports car
b) black truck
c) irodecsent purple toned lowrider pick-up
d) motorcycle
If you chose (d) please tell us what colour you would paint your manly machine.
d Black and chrome Harley Davidson
6.Which do you enjoy more?
a) being on top - I like control
b) being on the bottom - I'm lazy and I like to watch her ride me
c) I like both, as long as I'm getting some.
c. I like both
7. When you have a girlfriend or partner, how often would you idealy like to hump?
a) 1-3 times a week
b) 3-7 times a week
c) I mount her every chance I get, I'm a fucking stallion
d) none, I'm too busy bringing home the bread
c every chance I'd get.
8. Do you like or dislike answering these questions?
a) I don't mind it - like
b) I hate being put on the spot - dislike
c) Indigo, what is your phone number? humma humma!
A don't mind, if I minded I wouldn't answer them.
9. What is the best non sexual thing that a woman could do for you in order to show her love? (Can be something that has happened or something you would like to happen)
Rub my back when it is sore.
10. Out of this list, what choice best describes how you would want your lady to be?
a) sassy and educated - the intelligent angry type
b) bitchy and bossy - the dominant "I get my way" spoiled type
c) completely in control - self explanatory
d) completely submissive - self explanetory
e) soft spoken and sweet - the thoughtful dreamer type
f) adoring and clingy - the low self esteem "I'll stay with you
forever" type
A sassy and educated
11. Describe the perfect date. (Either something that has happened or something you wish would happen, cause god you need a date something awful)
We went out and took in a movie. After the movie I figured our date was over so I headed to her place. She mentioned wanting to see a particular area around the edge of town. The first thing I knew, we were into some very hot and heavy making out. It was the first time for us as a couple.
12. When a woman you are seeing pulls out a sex toy or two, are you:
a) pleased an eager - lets rock this house baby!
b) jealous and put out - that thing is bigger than my forearm!!
c) done too fast to have noticed the toys coming out - minute man
d) wanting to race out and buy more neat fuck toys, now that
you are aware she is kinky
d race out and buy some more, but later, afterwards.
13. List some sexual "no no's" you have encountered with women. Ie: what turns you OFF.
Once, my partner startred to talk about an old boyfriend, right in the middle of our 'togetherness'. In a disparging way, but still, why mention him at all? Never went there again after that.
14. What is more important out of this list? Please be honest.
a) great smile
b) pretty eyes
c) smokin body
d) winning personality
d personality
15. Do you like or dislike women wearing perfumes?
a) love it - her smell lingers and it reminds me of her
b) hate it - her smell lingers and it reminds me of her
c) I don't care, as long as she puts out
d) Indigo, what was your phone number again?
A love it, as long as it is done lightly, not heavily.
1. What is your prefered body type? (pertaining to a S.O.)
a) thin - anorexic and waif like
b) toned - health nut
c) average - healthy but not obsessively so
d) slightly to extremely overweight
C. average - healthy
2. Describe your favourite acts of foreplay. Please list only things that you have actively participated in.
Me performing oral on her.
3. Have you ever been with a girl who seemed to leave you speechless and wanting more every time you made love? If so, what was it about the sex that got you so excited?
no
4. Are you:
a) American
b) Canadian
c) Other
A. American
5. If you could have one of the following, which would it be?
a) candy apple red sports car
b) black truck
c) irodecsent purple toned lowrider pick-up
d) motorcycle
If you chose (d) please tell us what colour you would paint your manly machine.
d Black and chrome Harley Davidson
6.Which do you enjoy more?
a) being on top - I like control
b) being on the bottom - I'm lazy and I like to watch her ride me
c) I like both, as long as I'm getting some.
c. I like both
7. When you have a girlfriend or partner, how often would you idealy like to hump?
a) 1-3 times a week
b) 3-7 times a week
c) I mount her every chance I get, I'm a fucking stallion
d) none, I'm too busy bringing home the bread
c every chance I'd get.
8. Do you like or dislike answering these questions?
a) I don't mind it - like
b) I hate being put on the spot - dislike
c) Indigo, what is your phone number? humma humma!
A don't mind, if I minded I wouldn't answer them.
9. What is the best non sexual thing that a woman could do for you in order to show her love? (Can be something that has happened or something you would like to happen)
Rub my back when it is sore.
10. Out of this list, what choice best describes how you would want your lady to be?
a) sassy and educated - the intelligent angry type
b) bitchy and bossy - the dominant "I get my way" spoiled type
c) completely in control - self explanatory
d) completely submissive - self explanetory
e) soft spoken and sweet - the thoughtful dreamer type
f) adoring and clingy - the low self esteem "I'll stay with you
forever" type
A sassy and educated
11. Describe the perfect date. (Either something that has happened or something you wish would happen, cause god you need a date something awful)
We went out and took in a movie. After the movie I figured our date was over so I headed to her place. She mentioned wanting to see a particular area around the edge of town. The first thing I knew, we were into some very hot and heavy making out. It was the first time for us as a couple.
12. When a woman you are seeing pulls out a sex toy or two, are you:
a) pleased an eager - lets rock this house baby!
b) jealous and put out - that thing is bigger than my forearm!!
c) done too fast to have noticed the toys coming out - minute man
d) wanting to race out and buy more neat fuck toys, now that
you are aware she is kinky
d race out and buy some more, but later, afterwards.
13. List some sexual "no no's" you have encountered with women. Ie: what turns you OFF.
Once, my partner startred to talk about an old boyfriend, right in the middle of our 'togetherness'. In a disparging way, but still, why mention him at all? Never went there again after that.
14. What is more important out of this list? Please be honest.
a) great smile
b) pretty eyes
c) smokin body
d) winning personality
d personality
15. Do you like or dislike women wearing perfumes?
a) love it - her smell lingers and it reminds me of her
b) hate it - her smell lingers and it reminds me of her
c) I don't care, as long as she puts out
d) Indigo, what was your phone number again?
A love it, as long as it is done lightly, not heavily.
LukkyKnight
Equal Opportunity Enjoyer
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- Posts
- 58,516
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: bump
Because the thread is not a waste of time, it's the wording of the poll which caused me to comment and pass. The thread is useful for illuminating the nature of those who respond to it, and fostering discussions which stem from the poll, such as this one.Indigo.Rose said:
Mountain Man
Literotica Guru
- Joined
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- Posts
- 1,991
Topic: Hump talk for women - What men want.
1. What is your prefered body type? (pertaining to a S.O.)
c) average - healthy but not obsessively so
2. Describe your favourite acts of foreplay. Please list only things that you have actively participated in.
Massages, oral sex...touching (gently with fingertips)
3. Have you ever been with a girl who seemed to leave you speechless and wanting more every time you made love? If so, what was it about the sex that got you so excited?
No
4. Are you:
a) American
5. If you could have one of the following, which would it be?
a) candy apple red sports car - (Vintage - i have a '76 MGB)
6.Which do you enjoy more?
b) being on the bottom - I'm (not) lazy But Ilike to watch her ride me
7. When you have a girlfriend or partner, how often would you idealy like to hump?
b) 3-7 times a week
8. Do you like or dislike answering these questions?
a) I don't mind it - like
&
c) Indigo, what is your phone number? humma humma!
9. What is the best non sexual thing that a woman could do for you in order to show her love? (Can be something that has happened or something you would like to happen)
Show interest in those activities that i find interesting
10. Out of this list, what choice best describes how you would want your lady to be?
a) sassy and educated - the intelligent angry type
11. Describe the perfect date. (Either something that has happened or something you wish would happen, cause god you need a date something awful)
Pass - take too long to describe
12. When a woman you are seeing pulls out a sex toy or two, are you:
a) pleased an eager - lets rock this house baby!
13. List some sexual "no no's" you have encountered with women. Ie: what turns you OFF.
whining, self depreciation
14. What is more important out of this list? Please be honest.
b) pretty eyes
15. Do you like or dislike women wearing perfumes?
a) love it - her smell lingers and it reminds me of her
&
d) Indigo, what was your phone number again? [/B][/QUOTE]
1. What is your prefered body type? (pertaining to a S.O.)
c) average - healthy but not obsessively so
2. Describe your favourite acts of foreplay. Please list only things that you have actively participated in.
Massages, oral sex...touching (gently with fingertips)
3. Have you ever been with a girl who seemed to leave you speechless and wanting more every time you made love? If so, what was it about the sex that got you so excited?
No
4. Are you:
a) American
5. If you could have one of the following, which would it be?
a) candy apple red sports car - (Vintage - i have a '76 MGB)
6.Which do you enjoy more?
b) being on the bottom - I'm (not) lazy But Ilike to watch her ride me
7. When you have a girlfriend or partner, how often would you idealy like to hump?
b) 3-7 times a week
8. Do you like or dislike answering these questions?
a) I don't mind it - like
&
c) Indigo, what is your phone number? humma humma!
9. What is the best non sexual thing that a woman could do for you in order to show her love? (Can be something that has happened or something you would like to happen)
Show interest in those activities that i find interesting
10. Out of this list, what choice best describes how you would want your lady to be?
a) sassy and educated - the intelligent angry type
11. Describe the perfect date. (Either something that has happened or something you wish would happen, cause god you need a date something awful)
Pass - take too long to describe
12. When a woman you are seeing pulls out a sex toy or two, are you:
a) pleased an eager - lets rock this house baby!
13. List some sexual "no no's" you have encountered with women. Ie: what turns you OFF.
whining, self depreciation
14. What is more important out of this list? Please be honest.
b) pretty eyes
15. Do you like or dislike women wearing perfumes?
a) love it - her smell lingers and it reminds me of her
&
d) Indigo, what was your phone number again? [/B][/QUOTE]
brokenbrainwave
Just draggin around
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- Posts
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so instead of using a focus group or random face to face questionares, your using internet people for a published survey?
I suppose the margin of error is going to be what, 95% plus or minus.
I suppose the margin of error is going to be what, 95% plus or minus.
SilvaTungDevil
Sexy Mother Clucker
- Joined
- Sep 4, 2002
- Posts
- 8,127
1. What is your prefered body type? (pertaining to a S.O.)
can I reply all of the above?
2. Describe your favourite acts of foreplay. Please list only things that you have actively participated in.
Kissing, I'm a makeout king
3. Have you ever been with a girl who seemed to leave you speechless and wanting more every time you made love? If so, what was it about the sex that got you so excited?
I've never been speechless.
4. Are you:
a) American
5. If you could have one of the following, which would it be?
d) a silver japanese car
6.Which do you enjoy more?
c) I like both, as long as I'm getting some.
7. When you have a girlfriend or partner, how often would you idealy like to hump?
b) 3-7 times a week
8. Do you like or dislike answering these questions?
a) I don't mind it - like
9. What is the best non sexual thing that a woman could do for you in order to show her love? (Can be something that has happened or something you would like to happen)
watch Buffy, StarTrek, and Survivor with me
10. Out of this list, what choice best describes how you would want your lady to be?
a) sassy and educated - the intelligent angry type
11. Describe the perfect date. (
Food, sex, and television
12. When a woman you are seeing pulls out a sex toy or two, are you:
a) pleased an eager - lets rock this house baby!
13. List some sexual "no no's" you have encountered with women. Ie: what turns you OFF.
Absolutely none
14. What is more important out of this list? Please be honest.
d) winning personality
15. Do you like or dislike women wearing perfumes?
c) I don't care, as long as she puts out
can I reply all of the above?
2. Describe your favourite acts of foreplay. Please list only things that you have actively participated in.
Kissing, I'm a makeout king
3. Have you ever been with a girl who seemed to leave you speechless and wanting more every time you made love? If so, what was it about the sex that got you so excited?
I've never been speechless.
4. Are you:
a) American
5. If you could have one of the following, which would it be?
d) a silver japanese car
6.Which do you enjoy more?
c) I like both, as long as I'm getting some.
7. When you have a girlfriend or partner, how often would you idealy like to hump?
b) 3-7 times a week
8. Do you like or dislike answering these questions?
a) I don't mind it - like
9. What is the best non sexual thing that a woman could do for you in order to show her love? (Can be something that has happened or something you would like to happen)
watch Buffy, StarTrek, and Survivor with me
10. Out of this list, what choice best describes how you would want your lady to be?
a) sassy and educated - the intelligent angry type
11. Describe the perfect date. (
Food, sex, and television
12. When a woman you are seeing pulls out a sex toy or two, are you:
a) pleased an eager - lets rock this house baby!
13. List some sexual "no no's" you have encountered with women. Ie: what turns you OFF.
Absolutely none
14. What is more important out of this list? Please be honest.
d) winning personality
15. Do you like or dislike women wearing perfumes?
c) I don't care, as long as she puts out
1. c) average - healthy but not obsessively so
2. Most anything oral; touching; smelling; tasting; kissing
3. Yes. Totally wanton, open, completely uninhibited, and when not having sex intelligent, witty and kind.
4. a) American
5. d) motorcycle (Red Goldwing (It's already in the garage))
6. c) I like both, as long as I'm getting some.
7. b) 3-7 times a week
8. a) I don't mind it - like
9. Dinners, little presents, suggesting trips or outings. Generally paying attention to me.
10. e) soft spoken and sweet - the thoughtful dreamer type
Your list was a bit exclusionary.
11. Fantastic dinner, a good play or movie, walking downtown, late drinks and finally soft sheets.
12. a) pleased an eager - lets rock this house baby!
13. Clingy, loud, dumb, inhibited, careless
14 d) winning personality
15. a) love it - her smell lingers and it reminds me of her
Lurking for a while but liked the idea of this survey.
2. Most anything oral; touching; smelling; tasting; kissing
3. Yes. Totally wanton, open, completely uninhibited, and when not having sex intelligent, witty and kind.
4. a) American
5. d) motorcycle (Red Goldwing (It's already in the garage))
6. c) I like both, as long as I'm getting some.
7. b) 3-7 times a week
8. a) I don't mind it - like
9. Dinners, little presents, suggesting trips or outings. Generally paying attention to me.
10. e) soft spoken and sweet - the thoughtful dreamer type
Your list was a bit exclusionary.
11. Fantastic dinner, a good play or movie, walking downtown, late drinks and finally soft sheets.
12. a) pleased an eager - lets rock this house baby!
13. Clingy, loud, dumb, inhibited, careless
14 d) winning personality
15. a) love it - her smell lingers and it reminds me of her
Lurking for a while but liked the idea of this survey.
1. c.
2. Massage, touching, caressing, manual stimulation, oral stimulation (cunnilingus)
3. Yes. Her sex drive and level of desire was equivalent to mine.
4. a.
5. b. (chosen from a practical standpoint of the available choices, though left to my own devices, none of these)
6. c.
7. b.
8. a.
9. Attentive and respectful; not a cloing-on and not overly effusive or dependent.
10. c.
11. A nice dinner followed by either something like a harbor cruise or a concert or show.
12. a.
13. anal, anything involving pain, D/s or s-m (no interest on my part).
14. a. or b. at first glance. D. for the long term.
15. a.
2. Massage, touching, caressing, manual stimulation, oral stimulation (cunnilingus)
3. Yes. Her sex drive and level of desire was equivalent to mine.
4. a.
5. b. (chosen from a practical standpoint of the available choices, though left to my own devices, none of these)
6. c.
7. b.
8. a.
9. Attentive and respectful; not a cloing-on and not overly effusive or dependent.
10. c.
11. A nice dinner followed by either something like a harbor cruise or a concert or show.
12. a.
13. anal, anything involving pain, D/s or s-m (no interest on my part).
14. a. or b. at first glance. D. for the long term.
15. a.
Hmmmm, sounds like an interesting survey, I'll answer...
1. b) toned - health nut
2. Giving and receiving a massage and kissing
3. She was simply the most beautiful woman inside and out. Especially on the inside.
4. a) American
5. a) candy apple red sports car
6. c) I like both, as long as I'm getting some.
7. b) 3-7 times a week
8. a) I don't mind it - like
9. One time a good friend, who I was totally in love with, made an artist scrapbook for me. She put in all these pictures and little messages throughout the book. So whenever I draw and write in the book, I think of her.
10. e) soft spoken and sweet - the thoughtful dreamer typ
11. My perfect date (which happened) was when I went up to Santa Rosa, California and stayed with this girl for 4 days. We went to the beach at sunset, hiked through the redwoods, drove down to San Francisco and toured the city all day, had a romantic dinner at Pier 39, visited antique stores and art galleries and made love to each other in between those times. And it was someone I met on the internet.
12. a) pleased an eager - lets rock this house baby!
13. Talking about past loves, bad breath
14. d) winning personality
15. a) love it - her smell lingers and it reminds me of her
1. b) toned - health nut
2. Giving and receiving a massage and kissing
3. She was simply the most beautiful woman inside and out. Especially on the inside.
4. a) American
5. a) candy apple red sports car
6. c) I like both, as long as I'm getting some.
7. b) 3-7 times a week
8. a) I don't mind it - like
9. One time a good friend, who I was totally in love with, made an artist scrapbook for me. She put in all these pictures and little messages throughout the book. So whenever I draw and write in the book, I think of her.
10. e) soft spoken and sweet - the thoughtful dreamer typ
11. My perfect date (which happened) was when I went up to Santa Rosa, California and stayed with this girl for 4 days. We went to the beach at sunset, hiked through the redwoods, drove down to San Francisco and toured the city all day, had a romantic dinner at Pier 39, visited antique stores and art galleries and made love to each other in between those times. And it was someone I met on the internet.
12. a) pleased an eager - lets rock this house baby!
13. Talking about past loves, bad breath
14. d) winning personality
15. a) love it - her smell lingers and it reminds me of her
