Lit MEN Please Respond.

[The Squid King]

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Topic: Hump talk for women - What men want.

1. What is your prefered body type? (pertaining to a S.O.)

a) thin - anorexic and waif like

2. Describe your favourite acts of foreplay. Please list only things that you have actively participated in.

oral-give/recieve
heavy petting-give/recieve
spanking-give(but not recieve cuz I'm a good boy)

3. Have you ever been with a girl who seemed to leave you speechless and wanting more every time you made love? If so, what was it about the sex that got you so excited?

Yes, It was the punany she was a snapper, so it was always nice and tight.

4. Are you:

a) American

5. If you could have one of the following, which would it be?

a) candy apple red sports car(porsche convertable)

6.Which do you enjoy more?

b) being on the bottom - I'm lazy and I like to watch her ride me


7. When you have a girlfriend or partner, how often would you idealy like to hump?

c) I mount her every chance I get, I'm a fucking stallion

8. Do you like or dislike answering these questions?

a) I don't mind it - like

9. What is the best non sexual thing that a woman could do for you in order to show her love? (Can be something that has happened or something you would like to happen)

Rub me on my back and say,"Baby, it will be OK."

10. Out of this list, what choice best describes how you would want your lady to be?

a) sassy and educated - the intelligent angry type


11. Describe the perfect date. (Either something that has happened or something you wish would happen, cause god you need a date something awful)

Going to her house for a nice homecooked meal, that leads to wild monkey lovin'

12. When a woman you are seeing pulls out a sex toy or two, are you:

a) pleased an eager - lets rock this house baby!

13. List some sexual "no no's" you have encountered with women. Ie: what turns you OFF.

Don't even try and kiss me after I've had my dick in your mouth, not until you've brushed.

14. What is more important out of this list? Please be honest.

b) pretty eyes

15. Do you like or dislike women wearing perfumes?

a) love it - her smell lingers and it reminds me of her


WOO-HOO!!

 

[DriveSouth]

1. What is your prefered body type? (pertaining to a S.O.)
a) thin - anorexic and waif like
b) toned - health nut
*** - c) average - healthy but not obsessively so
d) slightly to extremely overweight

2. Describe your favourite acts of foreplay. Please list only things that you have actively participated in.
Oral Sex
Fantasy sharing
Erotic reading Material

3. Have you ever been with a girl who seemed to leave you speechless and wanting more every time you made love? If so, what was it about the sex that got you so excited?
Yes, it was the fact that she liked it, wanted it, needed it as much as I did.

4. Are you:
*** - a) American
b) Canadian
c) Other

5. If you could have one of the following, which would it be?
*** - a) candy apple red sports car
b) black truck
c) irodecsent purple toned lowrider pick-up
d) motorcycle
If you chose (d) please tell us what colour you would paint your manly machine.

6.Which do you enjoy more?
a) being on top - I like control
b) being on the bottom - I'm lazy and I like to watch her ride me
*** - c) I like both, as long as I'm getting some.

7. When you have a girlfriend or partner, how often would you idealy like to hump?
a) 1-3 times a week
b) 3-7 times a week
*** - c) I mount her every chance I get, I'm a fucking stallion
d) none, I'm too busy bringing home the bread

8. Do you like or dislike answering these questions?
a) I don't mind it - like
b) I hate being put on the spot - dislike
*** - c) Indigo, what is your phone number? humma humma!

9. What is the best non sexual thing that a woman could do for you in order to show her love? (Can be something that has happened or something you would like to happen)
Not Cheat

10. Out of this list, what choice best describes how you would want your lady to be?
a) sassy and educated - the intelligent angry type
b) bitchy and bossy - the dominant "I get my way" spoiled type
c) completely in control - self explanatory
d) completely submissive - self explanetory
e) soft spoken and sweet - the thoughtful dreamer type
f) adoring and clingy - the low self esteem "I'll stay with you
forever" type
a if I can leave out the angry

11. Describe the perfect date. (Either something that has happened or something you wish would happen, cause god you need a date something awful)
Dinner, dancing teasing conversation.

12. When a woman you are seeing pulls out a sex toy or two, are you:
*** - a) pleased an eager - lets rock this house baby!
b) jealous and put out - that thing is bigger than my forearm!!
c) done too fast to have noticed the toys coming out - minute man
d) wanting to race out and buy more neat fuck toys, now that
you are aware she is kinky

13. List some sexual "no no's" you have encountered with women. Ie: what turns you OFF.
Not wanting to be doing this.

14. What is more important out of this list? Please be honest.
a) great smile
b) pretty eyes
c) smokin body
*** - d) winning personality

15. Do you like or dislike women wearing perfumes?
*** - a) love it - her smell lingers and it reminds me of her
b) hate it - her smell lingers and it reminds me of her
c) I don't care, as long as she puts out
d) Indigo, what was your phone number again?

 

[ozme52]

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Topic: Hump talk for women - What men want.

1. What is your prefered body type? (pertaining to a S.O.)
c) average - healthy but not obsessively so


2. Describe your favourite acts of foreplay. Please list only things that you have actively participated in.
anything except anilingus


3. Have you ever been with a girl who seemed to leave you speechless and wanting more every time you made love? If so, what was it about the sex that got you so excited?

Yes#1, She did a lot of Kugels. (i.e., exercised her vaginal muscles)
Yes#2, She was very agressive, the initiator!


4. Are you:
a) American


5. If you could have one of the following, which would it be?
d) motorcycle - Hot Pink with "coppered" chrome


6.Which do you enjoy more?
b) being on the bottom - I'm lazy and I like to watch her ride me


7. When you have a girlfriend or partner, how often would you idealy like to hump?
c) I mount her every chance I get, I'm a fucking stallion


8. Do you like or dislike answering these questions?
c) Indigo, what is your phone number? humma humma!

9. What is the best non sexual thing that a woman could do for you in order to show her love?
Be there when I'm ill.

10. Out of this list, what choice best describes how you would want your lady to be?
a) sassy and educated - the intelligent angry type
(except for the angry part, why does sassy = angry?)


11. Describe the perfect date.
Pass, maybe I'll think of something, most dates are perfect.

Wait, how about February 2nd, 2002, It's a palindrome if you write it out European style. 20, 02, 2002. The tenth of October was pretty good back in ought-one of the 2nd millenium


12. When a woman you are seeing pulls out a sex toy or two, are you:
a) pleased an eager - lets rock this house baby!


13. List some sexual "no no's" you have encountered with women.
Scat. That's about it.

14. What is more important out of this list? Please be honest.
d) winning personality

15. Do you like or dislike women wearing perfumes?
a) love it - her smell lingers and it reminds me of her
d) Indigo, what was your phone number again?

Can't decide between these two answers


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PM me the results when you compile them, or just a link to wherever you post 'em.

Nice meeting you!
Perhaps I'll run into you again. This is just my 2nd week of posting............

 

[Rhys]

IR...

I will respond but I don't have the time right now to write out some thoughtful responses.

I will get it to you later tonight.

 

[MunchinMark]

You mean I'm just a Number? Not A Man?

Topic: Hump talk for women - What men want.

1. What is your prefered body type? (pertaining to a S.O.)
c) average - healthy but not obsessively so

Difficult to define in truth. I like a bit of everything but healthy is important. And being too healthy is not really healthy in my somewhat confusing book.

2. Describe your favourite acts of foreplay. Please list only things that you have actively participated in.

Teasing with kisses. Gentle kisses all over her body, moving closer and closer to an obvious erogenous zone- her nipples, her lips, her clitoris and so on- and moving away again, builds up the sexual tension a treat.

3. Have you ever been with a girl who seemed to leave you speechless and wanting more every time you made love? If so, what was it about the sex that got you so excited?

Unfortunately no. Not every time.

4. Are you:
c) Other

English of course. Don't listen to what the French say about us.

5. If you could have one of the following, which would it be?
a) candy apple red sports car

But more style than speed. MG or Bugatti ideally (you don't know waht they are do you?) definitely a classic rather than a modern machine. And not red- white or dark green.

6.Which do you enjoy more?
c) I like both, as long as I'm getting some.

It's all good.

7. When you have a girlfriend or partner, how often would you idealy like to hump?
b) 3-7 times a week

I have to do things like eat and sleep sometimes.

8. Do you like or dislike answering these questions?
a) I don't mind it - like

I'm answering them aren't I?

9. What is the best non sexual thing that a woman could do for you in order to show her love? (Can be something that has happened or something you would like to happen)

Rest her head on my chest as we watch TV/lie in bed/whatever. A simple but amazingly powerful gesture.

10. Out of this list, what choice best describes how you would want your lady to be?
a) sassy and educated - the intelligent angry type

Perhaps not angry. But I don't see myself getting romantically involved with someone who couldn't talk to me as an equal (or at least pretend to).

11. Describe the perfect date. (Either something that has happened or something you wish would happen, cause god you need a date something awful)

Dinner in a good restaurant. A conversation that never flags and is so involving that the waiter has to work to get your attention. On to some form of entertainment that doesn't get in the way of a bit of intimacy, maybe the theatre.

Perhaps it isn't very original, but the intimacy and the entertainment make for a good date. What happens later is a bonus.

12. When a woman you are seeing pulls out a sex toy or two, are you:
d) wanting to race out and buy more neat fuck toys, now that
you are aware she is kinky

enough said.

13. List some sexual "no no's" you have encountered with women. Ie: what turns you OFF.

Unconventional body hair. I'm sorry but the yuck factor is too much.

14. What is more important out of this list? Please be honest.
d) winning personality

If you just want the rest, go hire a hooker.

15. Do you like or dislike women wearing perfumes?
a) love it - her smell lingers and it reminds me of her
b) hate it - her smell lingers and it reminds me of her

No, listen. Too many women assume that if they can't smell it it has faded. They then put more on when the truth is they have just got used to the smell. A subtle hint is tantalising, being hit by a wall of scent is offensive.

 

[DGentle Breeze]

Topic: Hump talk for women - What men want.

1. What is your prefered body type? (pertaining to a S.O.)

c) average - healthy but not obsessively so

2. Describe your favourite acts of foreplay. Please list only things that you have actively participated in.

Kissing, touching, licking, cunnilingus, massage, food, light bondage...

3. Have you ever been with a girl who seemed to leave you speechless and wanting more every time you made love? If so, what was it about the sex that got you so excited?

Yes… Her desire, excitement & passion was such a turn-on…

4. Are you:

a) American

5. If you could have one of the following, which would it be?

a) candy apple red sports car

6.Which do you enjoy more?

c) I like both, as long as I'm getting some.

7. When you have a girlfriend or partner, how often would you idealy like to hump?

a) 1-3 times a week

8. Do you like or dislike answering these questions?

a) I don't mind it - like

9. What is the best non sexual thing that a woman could do for you in order to show her love? (Can be something that has happened or something you would like to happen)

Doing thoughtful little things that shows that she cares…

10. Out of this list, what choice best describes how you would want your lady to be?

e) soft spoken and sweet - the thoughtful dreamer type

11. Describe the perfect date. (Either something that has happened or something you wish would happen, cause god you need a date something awful)

A picnic in the forest beside a stream followed by an evening of holding each other as we look at the stars and talk and possibly make love.

12. When a woman you are seeing pulls out a sex toy or two, are you:

a) pleased an eager - lets rock this house baby!

13. List some sexual "no no's" you have encountered with women. Ie: what turns you OFF.

Bad Hygiene

14. What is more important out of this list? Please be honest.

d) winning personality

15. Do you like or dislike women wearing perfumes?

a) love it - her smell lingers and it reminds me of her


Topic: Hump talk for women - What men want. Topic: Hump talk for women - What men want.

 

[Aquila]

1. What is your prefered body type? (pertaining to a S.O.)

d) slightly to extremely overweight

2. Describe your favourite acts of foreplay. Please list only things that you have actively participated in.

Wrestling, Exploration of body, Massage

3. Have you ever been with a girl who seemed to leave you speechless and wanting more every time you made love? If so, what was it about the sex that got you so excited?

Yes, reason too long for survey

4. Are you:

a) American

5. If you could have one of the following, which would it be?

d) motorcycle

If you chose (d) please tell us what colour you would paint your manly machine.

Black and red with a thick clearcoat, brushed steel pipes and forks.

6.Which do you enjoy more?

c) I like both, as long as I'm getting some.

7. When you have a girlfriend or partner, how often would you idealy like to hump?

b) 3-7 times a week

8. Do you like or dislike answering these questions?

a) I don't mind it - like

9. What is the best non sexual thing that a woman could do for you in order to show her love? (Can be something that has happened or something you would like to happen)

Curl up on my chest and sleep after a particularily hard day at work.

10. Out of this list, what choice best describes how you would want your lady to be?

a) sassy and educated - the intelligent angry type

11. Describe the perfect date. (Either something that has happened or something you wish would happen, cause god you need a date something awful)

Fuck if I know, Im never good at those.

12. When a woman you are seeing pulls out a sex toy or two, are you:

a) pleased an eager - lets rock this house baby!

13. List some sexual "no no's" you have encountered with women. Ie: what turns you OFF.

teeth during oral sex
fingers need to stay away from my asshole.
ripping handfuls of hair out of my chest sucks.
my nuts are not to be used as a stretch toy.

14. What is more important out of this list? Please be honest.

d) winning personality

15. Do you like or dislike women wearing perfumes?

d) Indigo, what was your phone number again?

 

[DevilBoy79]

Topic: Hump talk for women - What men want.

1. What is your prefered body type? (pertaining to a S.O.)

b) toned - health nut
c) average - healthy but not obsessively so

2. Describe your favourite acts of foreplay. Please list only things that you have actively participated in.

kissing, touching, oralcandle wax, ice cubes, anything fun

3. Have you ever been with a girl who seemed to leave you speechless and wanting more every time you made love? If so, what was it about the sex that got you so excited?

yes i am with a woman like that, there is just something a bout her i cant explain, nor resist

4. Are you:
a) American

5. If you could have one of the following, which would it be?

c) irodecsent purple toned lowrider pick-up

6.Which do you enjoy more?

c) I like both, as long as I'm getting some.

7. When you have a girlfriend or partner, how often would you idealy like to hump?

c) I mount her every chance I get, I'm a fucking stallion

8. Do you like or dislike answering these questions?
a) I don't mind it - like

9. What is the best non sexual thing that a woman could do for you in order to show her love? (Can be something that has happened or something you would like to happen)

it can be as simple as giving me a hugg and kiss when i see her, or flowers i never recieved flowers untill i got some this year on my birthday, it was a dozen roses

10. Out of this list, what choice best describes how you would want your lady to be?

a) sassy and educated - the intelligent angry type
e) soft spoken and sweet - the thoughtful dreamer type

11. Describe the perfect date. (Either something that has happened or something you wish would happen, cause god you need a date something awful)

a weekend alone, just the S.O and myself doing whatever we feel is right

12. When a woman you are seeing pulls out a sex toy or two, are you:

a) pleased an eager - lets rock this house baby!


13. List some sexual "no no's" you have encountered with women. Ie: what turns you OFF.

never had this problem, with my girl, as for the past it was like a horrible job, and i hated every second of everything

14. What is more important out of this list? Please be honest.
a) great smile
b) pretty eyes
c) smokin body
d) winning personality

E)- All of the Above

15. Do you like or dislike women wearing perfumes?
a) love it - her smell lingers and it reminds me of her

 

[due4u]

well Indie:I have never posted anything before but I will do your survey because your favorite kissie spot also excites me.
(1) C
(2) long foot massaging, oral sex
(3) Her satisfaction
(4) A
(5) B
(6) all pertaining to the mood
(7) B
(8) A
(9) she must like to be pampered
(10) E
(11) I like to spend time with a happy satisfied women
(12) A
(13) nothing
(14) D
(15) A


Well I hope this helps your journalistic endeavors.

 

[mbb308]

Topic: Hump talk for women - What men want.

1. What is your prefered body type? (pertaining to a S.O.)

c) average - healthy but not obsessively so


2. Describe your favourite acts of foreplay. Please list only things that you have actively participated in.

Lots of kissing, cuddling, touching, and oral/genital contact.

3. Have you ever been with a girl who seemed to leave you speechless and wanting more every time you made love? If so, what was it about the sex that got you so excited?

I think it was just her - she's the only one who ever did that for me.

4. Are you:
a) American


5. If you could have one of the following, which would it be?

b) black truck

6.Which do you enjoy more?

c) I like both, as long as I'm getting some.

7. When you have a girlfriend or partner, how often would you idealy like to hump?

b) 3-7 times a week


8. Do you like or dislike answering these questions?

c) Indigo, what is your phone number? humma humma!

9. What is the best non sexual thing that a woman could do for you in order to show her love? (Can be something that has happened or something you would like to happen)

Let me go to the shooting range - hell, I'll come home with flowers, too.

10. Out of this list, what choice best describes how you would want your lady to be?
a) sassy and educated - the intelligent angry type

11. Describe the perfect date. (Either something that has happened or something you wish would happen, cause god you need a date something awful)

A pleasant visit doing something we enjoy, and lots of fabulous sex.

12. When a woman you are seeing pulls out a sex toy or two, are you:
a) pleased an eager - lets rock this house baby!

13. List some sexual "no no's" you have encountered with women. Ie: what turns you OFF.

Not much

14. What is more important out of this list? Please be honest.

b) pretty eyes

15. Do you like or dislike women wearing perfumes?
d) Indigo, what was your phone number again?

 

[Guest]

 

[Aquila]

thanks to all the boys who participated while i slept.

piss off to all the negative posters.


keep em coming boys!

I like your pussy

 

[christophe]

well i posted early this morning

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

 

[falcon29]

hump quiz

Topic: Hump talk for women - What men want.

1. What is your prefered body type? (pertaining to a S.O.)
a) thin - anorexic and waif like
b) toned - health nut
c) average to slightly overweight

2. Describe your favourite acts of foreplay. Please list only things that you have actively participated in.

I like a lot of touching, licking and nibbling -- anywhere and everywhere. Also nipple play!!

3. Have you ever been with a girl who seemed to leave you speechless and wanting more every time you made love? If so, what was it about the sex that got you so excited?
No.
4. Are you:
a) American
b) Canadian
c) Other

5. If you could have one of the following, which would it be?
a) candy apple red sports car
b) black truck
c) irodecsent purple toned lowrider pick-up
d) motorcycle
If you chose (d) please tell us what colour you would paint your manly machine.

6.Which do you enjoy more?
a) being on top - I like control
b) being on the bottom - I'm lazy and I like to watch her ride me
c) I like both, as long as I'm getting some.

7. When you have a girlfriend or partner, how often would you idealy like to hump?
a) 1-3 times a week
b) 3-7 times a week
c) I mount her every chance I get, I'm a fucking stallion
d) none, I'm too busy bringing home the bread

8. Do you like or dislike answering these questions?
a) I don't mind it - like
b) I hate being put on the spot - dislike
c) Indigo, what is your phone number? humma humma!

9. What is the best non sexual thing that a woman could do for you in order to show her love? (Can be something that has happened or something you would like to happen)
A long, oily, sensuous massage.

10. Out of this list, what choice best describes how you would want your lady to be?
a) sassy and educated - the intelligent angry type
b) bitchy and bossy - the dominant "I get my way" spoiled type
c) completely in control - self explanatory
d) completely submissive - self explanetory
e) soft spoken and sweet - the thoughtful dreamer type
f) adoring and clingy - the low self esteem "I'll stay with you
forever" type

11. Describe the perfect date. (Either something that has happened or something you wish would happen, cause god you need a date something awful)
Light dinner, wine, a professional, co-ed massage followed by lots of sex on the floor in front of the fireplace.

12. When a woman you are seeing pulls out a sex toy or two, are you:
a) pleased an eager - lets rock this house baby!
b) jealous and put out - that thing is bigger than my forearm!!
c) done too fast to have noticed the toys coming out - minute man
d) wanting to race out and buy more neat fuck toys, now that
you are aware she is kinky

13. List some sexual "no no's" you have encountered with women. Ie: what turns you OFF.
Talking too much about other things.

14. What is more important out of this list? Please be honest.
a) great smile
b) pretty eyes
c) smokin body
d) winning personality

15. Do you like or dislike women wearing perfumes?
a) love it - her smell lingers and it reminds me of her
b) hate it - her smell lingers and it reminds me of her *
c) I don't care, as long as she puts out
d) Indigo, what was your phone number again?

* I love the scent of women 'au naturel'. That musky aroma makes me hard and drives me up a wall!!

 

[falcon29]

hump quiz

Topic: Hump talk for women - What men want.

1. What is your prefered body type? (pertaining to a S.O.)
a) thin - anorexic and waif like
b) toned - health nut
c) average to slightly overweight

2. Describe your favourite acts of foreplay. Please list only things that you have actively participated in.

I like a lot of touching, licking and nibbling -- anywhere and everywhere. Also nipple play!!

3. Have you ever been with a girl who seemed to leave you speechless and wanting more every time you made love? If so, what was it about the sex that got you so excited?
No.
4. Are you:
a) American
b) Canadian
c) Other

5. If you could have one of the following, which would it be?
a) candy apple red sports car
b) black truck
c) irodecsent purple toned lowrider pick-up
d) motorcycle
If you chose (d) please tell us what colour you would paint your manly machine.

6.Which do you enjoy more?
a) being on top - I like control
b) being on the bottom - I'm lazy and I like to watch her ride me
c) I like both, as long as I'm getting some.

7. When you have a girlfriend or partner, how often would you idealy like to hump?
a) 1-3 times a week
b) 3-7 times a week
c) I mount her every chance I get, I'm a fucking stallion
d) none, I'm too busy bringing home the bread

8. Do you like or dislike answering these questions?
a) I don't mind it - like
b) I hate being put on the spot - dislike
c) Indigo, what is your phone number? humma humma!

9. What is the best non sexual thing that a woman could do for you in order to show her love? (Can be something that has happened or something you would like to happen)
A long, oily, sensuous massage.

10. Out of this list, what choice best describes how you would want your lady to be?
a) sassy and educated - the intelligent angry type
b) bitchy and bossy - the dominant "I get my way" spoiled type
c) completely in control - self explanatory
d) completely submissive - self explanetory
e) soft spoken and sweet - the thoughtful dreamer type
f) adoring and clingy - the low self esteem "I'll stay with you
forever" type

11. Describe the perfect date. (Either something that has happened or something you wish would happen, cause god you need a date something awful)
Light dinner, wine, a professional, co-ed massage followed by lots of sex on the floor in front of the fireplace.[/b]

12. When a woman you are seeing pulls out a sex toy or two, are you:
a) pleased an eager - lets rock this house baby!
b) jealous and put out - that thing is bigger than my forearm!!
c) done too fast to have noticed the toys coming out - minute man
d) wanting to race out and buy more neat fuck toys, now that
you are aware she is kinky

13. List some sexual "no no's" you have encountered with women. Ie: what turns you OFF.
Talking too much about other things.

14. What is more important out of this list? Please be honest.
a) great smile
b) pretty eyes
c) smokin body
d) winning personality

15. Do you like or dislike women wearing perfumes?
a) love it - her smell lingers and it reminds me of her
b) hate it - her smell lingers and it reminds me of her *
c) I don't care, as long as she puts out
d) Indigo, what was your phone number again?

* I love the scent of women 'au naturel'. That musk drives me up a wall!!

 

[berkley2955]

1. What is your prefered body type? (pertaining to a S.O.)
c) average - healthy but not obsessively so; a little overweight is not a bad thing

2. Describe your favourite acts of foreplay. Please list only things that you have actively participated in.
talking, kissing, touching, just letting the passion build

3. Have you ever been with a girl who seemed to leave you speechless and wanting more every time you made love? If so, what was it about the sex that got you so excited?
pass

4. Are you:
a) American

5. If you could have one of the following, which would it be?
d) motorcycle
If you chose (d) please tell us what colour you would paint your manly machine. Black & white, like a Police motor, or a shadowy dove gray

6.Which do you enjoy more?
c) I like both, as long as I'm getting some.

7. When you have a girlfriend or partner, how often would you idealy like to hump?
a) 1-3 times a week

8. Do you like or dislike answering these questions?
c) Indigo, what is your phone number? humma humma!

9. What is the best non sexual thing that a woman could do for you in order to show her love? (Can be something that has happened or something you would like to happen)
Flowers; where the hell is it written that men don't like, shouldn't get flowers!

10. Out of this list, what choice best describes how you would want your lady to be?
c) completely in control - self explanatory , with a little e) soft spoken and sweet - the thoughtful dreamer type

11. Describe the perfect date. (Either something that has happened or something you wish would happen, cause god you need a date something awful)

12. When a woman you are seeing pulls out a sex toy or two, are you:
a) pleased an eager - lets rock this house baby!

13. List some sexual "no no's" you have encountered with women. Ie: what turns you OFF.

14. What is more important out of this list? Please be honest.
d) winning personality

15. Do you like or dislike women wearing perfumes?
a) love it - her smell lingers and it reminds me of her

d) Indigo, what was your phone number again?

 

[Star of Penumbra]

Topic: Hump talk for women - What men want.

1. What is your prefered body type? (pertaining to a S.O.)
c) average - healthy but not obsessively so

2. Describe your favourite acts of foreplay. Please list only things that you have actively participated in.

Oral- both giving and recieving. A hot shower or bath together.

3. Have you ever been with a girl who seemed to leave you speechless and wanting more every time you made love? If so, what was it about the sex that got you so excited?
No.

4. Are you:
a) American

5. If you could have one of the following, which would it be?
d) motorcycle (White)

6.Which do you enjoy more?
c) I like both, as long as I'm getting some.

7. When you have a girlfriend or partner, how often would you idealy like to hump?
b) 3-7 times a week

8. Do you like or dislike answering these questions?
a) I don't mind it - like

9. What is the best non sexual thing that a woman could do for you in order to show her love? (Can be something that has happened or something you would like to happen)
Giving me a quick hug and kiss before one of us leaves for work (well, any time, really).

10. Out of this list, what choice best describes how you would want your lady to be?
A combination of
a) sassy and educated - the intelligent angry type
and
e) soft spoken and sweet - the thoughtful dreamer type

11. Describe the perfect date. (Either something that has happened or something you wish would happen, cause god you need a date something awful)
A long serene drive under a full moon, just talking and getting to know each other better.

12. When a woman you are seeing pulls out a sex toy or two, are you:
b) jealous and put out - that thing is bigger than my forearm!!

13. List some sexual "no no's" you have encountered with women. Ie: what turns you OFF.
Playing with my balls but ignoring my dick. That is nothing short of infuriating.

14. What is more important out of this list? Please be honest.
d) winning personality

15. Do you like or dislike women wearing perfumes?
e) I hate perfume because I'm allergic to it.

 

[Guru]

 

[SimGuy]

OK - My answers are in with the questions.

Please answer the following questions, and only the questions asked. If a question does not pertain to you in some way, please state this with a "pass".

P.S. If you are a gay male taking this questionaire, please state that fact as it will affect the outcome of the needed information, but do feel free to take the test anyways, if you are not comfortable with stating your sexual preference, please PM me the information and proceed with the questionaire.

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Topic: Hump talk for women - What men want.

1. What is your prefered body type? (pertaining to a S.O.)
a) thin - anorexic and waif like
b) toned - health nut
c) average - healthy but not obsessively so
d) slightly to extremely overweight
I'm gonna skew your 'statistics' and throw out two answers here.
My absolute preference would be B) or C), but a few extra pounds isn't that great of an issue.

2. Describe your favourite acts of foreplay. Please list only things that you have actively participated in.
And here we can no longer have good statistics with an open-ended question.
Favorite foreplay: kissing, feeling her body, squeezing her ass, rubbing her tits, slowly undressing her and kissing, touching, enjoying each part of her as it is exposed. Light kisses on the back of the neck. Tracing the tongue from the ear, down the throat, across the breast and swirling around the nipple.

3. Have you ever been with a girl who seemed to leave you speechless and wanting more every time you made love? If so, what was it about the sex that got you so excited?
Yes - it was her enthusiasm and desire for more.
Also the fact that she would go down on me in a way that caused my orgasm to feel like my balls were turning inside-out.

4. Are you:
a) American
b) Canadian
c) Other
A) American

5. If you could have one of the following, which would it be?
a) candy apple red sports car
b) black truck
c) irodecsent purple toned lowrider pick-up
d) motorcycle
If you chose (d) please tell us what colour you would paint your manly machine.
Do I have to give up my Burgandy truck for the Black truck??

6.Which do you enjoy more?
a) being on top - I like control
b) being on the bottom - I'm lazy and I like to watch her ride me
c) I like both, as long as I'm getting some.
C) but not because I'm lazy or desperate. What a poorly worded and loaded question. I live giving and receiving pleasure. All of these positions are variations on that same theme. If you wish to ascribe laziness or control or desperation to that preference then perhaps you've got some issues you need to deal with.

7. When you have a girlfriend or partner, how often would you idealy like to hump?
a) 1-3 times a week
b) 3-7 times a week
c) I mount her every chance I get, I'm a fucking stallion
d) none, I'm too busy bringing home the bread
I know my limits, it would be B) with an inclination toward the 7 times a week.

8. Do you like or dislike answering these questions?
a) I don't mind it - like
b) I hate being put on the spot - dislike
c) Indigo, what is your phone number? humma humma!
A) Although I think in general this is a Go-Fish search for information from a specific person rather than the "statistical" research that was portrayed. Why don't you save yourself a lot of effort and just PM the poor sod??

9. What is the best non sexual thing that a woman could do for you in order to show her love? (Can be something that has happened or something you would like to happen)
Another one of those "statistical" questions.
The most loving thing a woman could do is accept me for who I am: all of my strengths, weaknesses, successes, failures, doubts and hopes.

10. Out of this list, what choice best describes how you would want your lady to be?
a) sassy and educated - the intelligent angry type
b) bitchy and bossy - the dominant "I get my way" spoiled type
c) completely in control - self explanatory
d) completely submissive - self explanetory
e) soft spoken and sweet - the thoughtful dreamer type
f) adoring and clingy - the low self esteem "I'll stay with you
forever" type
What rich choices we're offered here. Since when did Sassy and Educated become Intelligent Angry?? I want a woman who will be a co-equal with me. One for whom I have mutual respect for her as a person and her accomplishments in life. A woman who is strong yet also willing to yield. She is soft spoken, sweet, adoring, clingy, in control, bitchy, bossy, sassy and educated. She is a real person and multi-faceted.

11. Describe the perfect date. (Either something that has happened or something you wish would happen, cause god you need a date something awful)
Another one of those questions slanted with overtones of desperation and extremely suitable for yielding "statistical" results. My perfect date would be sitting next to my date through a movie and never saying a word to her other than "hello" and "I had a nice time". All right, let's get real with this question. The perfect date is where I've had an enjoyable time with the other person and we've connected with each other at a level that has drawn us closer together and we will remember through the years to come.

12. When a woman you are seeing pulls out a sex toy or two, are you:
a) pleased an eager - lets rock this house baby!
b) jealous and put out - that thing is bigger than my forearm!!
c) done too fast to have noticed the toys coming out - minute man
d) wanting to race out and buy more neat fuck toys, now that
you are aware she is kinky
I'll assume by seeing a woman I'm seeing her while in bed fucking her?? My desire is mutual pleasure, toys can definitely be a part of that. Toys certainly increase the number of creative ways in which pleasure can be attained.

13. List some sexual "no no's" you have encountered with women. Ie: what turns you OFF.
My sexual turn-offs. A woman who is insecure with herself and ashamed to be seen naked. A woman who isn't straightforward, honest and able to just say/do what needs to be said or done - like this questionnaire as an example.

14. What is more important out of this list? Please be honest.
a) great smile
b) pretty eyes
c) smokin body
d) winning personality
All are equally important. But Eyes are the Window of the person and personality within. Thus B) would be my absolute non-negotiable.

15. Do you like or dislike women wearing perfumes?
a) love it - her smell lingers and it reminds me of her
b) hate it - her smell lingers and it reminds me of her
c) I don't care, as long as she puts out
d) Indigo, what was your phone number again?
A) Smell is an important part of the memory of the total experience with that person. But it needs to be a gentle, subtle scent, not an in-your-face smell that lingers in the air minutes after the person has left the room.

 

[Guest]

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[Ice Cold]

Topic: Hump talk for women - What men want.

1. What is your prefered body type? (pertaining to a S.O.)

c) average - healthy but not obsessively so

2. Describe your favourite acts of foreplay. Please list only things that you have actively participated in.

The close physical contact - snuggling or massages

3. Have you ever been with a girl who seemed to leave you speechless and wanting more every time you made love? If so, what was it about the sex that got you so excited?

Her responses to it.

4. Are you:
a) American


5. If you could have one of the following, which would it be?

d) motorcycle - red

6.Which do you enjoy more?

c) I like both, as long as I'm getting some.

7. When you have a girlfriend or partner, how often would you idealy like to hump?
a) 1-3 times a week


8. Do you like or dislike answering these questions?
a) I don't mind it - like


9. What is the best non sexual thing that a woman could do for you in order to show her love? (Can be something that has happened or something you would like to happen)

Be genuinely happy to see me when I get there every time.

10. Out of this list, what choice best describes how you would want your lady to be?

a) sassy and educated - the intelligent angry type


11. Describe the perfect date.

A date where you can look at this person in the eyes and see something new each time, while never running out of conversation or enjoying hers the whole night.


12. When a woman you are seeing pulls out a sex toy or two, are you:
a) pleased an eager - lets rock this house baby!


13. List some sexual "no no's" you have encountered with women. Ie: what turns you OFF.

When the pillow talk becomes raunch talk like in some cheapo porn film.

14. What is more important out of this list? Please be honest.

b) pretty eyes


15. Do you like or dislike women wearing perfumes?
a) love it - her smell lingers and it reminds me of her

 

[#1tankcomander]

1. c
2. touching, kissing and licking
3. it was the other way around!
4. a
5. d- black with white pearl trim, had one that way!
6. d- I like both as long as she has fun!
7. c- but I'm no stallion!
8. a- but you need more choices.
9. TRUST!
10. b
11. 2 couples+liquor+porn movies+hotel room with hot tub+food
12. a & d
13. beastiality
14. b
15. a- but not bathing in it!

Did I pass?

 

[Guest]

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