Lit Limericks - one line at a time - 2

[Cymru9696]

There was a young lady from Maine
Orgasms she always did feign
Along came a girl
Who found her sweet pearl

 

[Trubbycat]

There was a young lady from Maine
Orgasms she always did feign
Along came a girl
Who found her sweet pearl
Whose tongue drove her nearly insane

 

[Cymru9696]

With anticipation he waits

 

[Trubbycat]

With anticipation he waits
While she does the rounds with his mates

 

[Cymru9696]

With anticipation he waits
While she does the rounds with his mates
In hospital scrubs

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

With anticipation he waits
While she does the rounds with his mates
In hospital scrubs
She gave the boys rubs

 

[Cymru9696]

With anticipation he waits
While she does the rounds with his mates
In hospital scrubs
She gave the boys rubs
Causing a stir with the oblates

 

[Trubbycat]

Jennifer sure loved to blow

 

[Cymru9696]

Jennifer sure loved to blow
In her mouth big cocks would grow

 

[Trubbycat]

Jennifer sure loved to blow
In her mouth big cocks would grow
With a little tongue flick

 

[Cymru9696]

Jennifer sure loved to blow
In her mouth big cocks would grow
With a little tongue flick
She could “sproing” a dick

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Jennifer sure loved to blow
In her mouth big cocks would grow
With a little tongue flick
She could “sproing” a dick
Down her throat half babies did flow

 

[Cymru9696]

He went down on her like a pro

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

He went down on her like a pro
Played her until he made her glow

 

[Cymru9696]

He went down on her like a pro
Played her until he made her glow
Erupting with force

 

[LizVegas79]

He went down on her like a pro
Played her until he made her glow
Erupting with force
until she was hoarse

 

[Cymru9696]

He went down on her like a pro
Played her until he made her glow
Erupting with force
until she was hoarse
And new meaning to “standing O”

 

[Jasmine12345]

A slutty man responded to my personal ad

 

[Cymru9696]

A slutty man responded to my personal ad

Did he know limerick verse?

 

[Coyote100]

Slutty man just answered my ad
He ask for sex. Just made me mad

 

[munch2much]

Slutty man just answered my ad
He ask for sex. Just made me mad
In a flirtyish way

 

[AlexBailey]

Slutty man just answered my ad
He ask for sex. Just made me mad
In a flirtyish way
I asked, was he gay?

 

[Cymru9696]

Slutty man just answered my ad
He ask for sex. Just made me mad
In a flirtyish way
I asked, was he gay?
Then, Netflix and chill at his pad

 

[Trubbycat]

Have you ever had cock up your ass?

 

[AlexBailey]

“Have you ever had cock up your ass?”
“Only yours!” I said with a gasp.