Lit Limericks - one line at a time - 2

[Trubbycat]

If you want to have sex with Miss Rhonda
Who looks a lot like Jane Fonda
To get her all loose
She’ll want some man-juice
And then she'll rev like a Honda.

 

[Tedfkats]

The milkman had made his last stop

 

[Firecracker]

The milkman had made his last stop
While there he happened to eavesdrop

 

[Tedfkats]

The milkman had made his last stop
While there he happened to eavesdrop
The voice from the hall

 

[Firecracker]

The milkman had made his last stop
While there he happened to eavesdrop
The voice from the hall
An inviting catcall

 

[Tedfkats]

The milkman had made his last stop
While there he happened to eavesdrop
The voice from the hall
An inviting cat call
He thought, I hope he's a Top!

 

[Firecracker]

She barely had time to prepare,

 

[Tedfkats]

She barely had time to prepare
The men, she feared, would all stare

 

[Firecracker]

She barely had time to prepare
The men, she feared, would all stare.
When she opened the door,

 

[Tedfkats]

She barely had time to prepare
The men, she feared, would all stare.
When she opened the door,
She felt like a whore

 

[Firecracker]

She barely had time to prepare
The men, she feared, would all stare.
When she opened the door,
She felt like a whore,
Cause she didn't have on underwear!

 

[Trubbycat]

I hope you don't think I'm a slut

 

[Firecracker]

I hope you don't think I'm a slut,
Even though I peddle some smut,

 

[Tedfkats]

I hope you don't think I'm a slut,
Even though I peddle some smut
The boys used to say

 

[Cymru9696]

I hope you don't think I'm a slut,
Even though I peddle some smut
The boys used to say
“I’ll shag her one day!”

 

[Tedfkats]

I hope you don't think I'm a slut,
Even though I peddle some smut
The boys used to say
“I’ll shag her one day!”
Then they all took turns on her butt.

 

[Tedfkats]

Granny lived on an old dirt road

 

[Cymru9696]

Granny lived on an old dirt road
A log cabin was her abode

 

[AlexBailey]

Granny lived on an old dirt road
A log cabin was her abode
And late in the night

 

[Tedfkats]

Granny lived on an old dirt road
A log cabin was her abode
And late in the night
She felt a sharp bite

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Granny lived on an old dirt road
A log cabin was her abode
And late in the night
She felt a sharp bite
Dentures found made her shit a load

 

[Cymru9696]

She noticed his Brioni suit

 

[Trubbycat]

She noticed his Brioni suit
And said to him “Hey that’s a beaut.”

 

[Cymru9696]

She noticed his Brioni suit
And said to him “Hey that’s a beaut.
Clothing makes the man

 

[Trubbycat]

She noticed his Brioni suit
And said to him “Hey that’s a beaut.
Clothing makes the man
But he takes it in the can