Lit Limericks - one line at a time - 2

[Tedfkats]

If you see a girl all in leather
She could be a vegan in ‘pleather’
The best way to tell
Is to give it a smell
Because pleather will reek in bad weather

 

[AlexBailey]

Her pussy is always so wet

 

[Tedfkats]

Her pussy is always so wet
So I made her boyfriend a bet

 

[may_I_please]

Her pussy is always so wet
So I made her boyfriend a bet
I said “if I catch her”

 

[Tedfkats]

Her pussy is always so wet
So I made her boyfriend a bet
I said “if I catch her”
"And my girlfriend can match her"

 

[Trubbycat]

Her pussy is always so wet
So I made her boyfriend a bet
I said “if I catch her”
"And my girlfriend can match her"
We'll both be so glad that we met.

 

[AlexBailey]

His fingers were so big inside her

 

[Tedfkats]

His fingers were so big inside her
The gift of him being a climber

 

[Trubbycat]

His fingers were so big inside her
The gift of him being a climber
The harder he gripped

 

[may_I_please]

His fingers were so big inside her
The gift of him being a climber
The harder he gripped
The louder she yipped

 

[LizVegas79]

His fingers were so big inside her
The gift of him being a climber
The harder he gripped
The louder she yipped
Until he made her scream, then purr.

 

[Trubbycat]

There was a boy down on his luck

 

[AlexBailey]

There was a boy down on his luck
Only skill was that he could fuck

 

[Firecracker]

There was a boy down on his luck,
Only skill was that he could fuck.
Then out of the blue,

 

[Trubbycat]

There was a boy down on his luck,
Only skill was that he could fuck.
Then out of the blue,
This girl at the zoo

 

[AlexBailey]

There was a boy down on his luck,
Only skill was that he could fuck.
Then out of the blue,
This girl at the zoo
Showed him how he could make bucks.

 

[Trubbycat]

I woke up with cum on my chin

 

[Tedfkats]

I woke up with cum on my chin
It was either from him, or him, or him

 

[Trubbycat]

I woke up with cum on my chin
It was either from him, or him, or him
It gave me a start

 

[Tedfkats]

I woke up with cum on my chin
It was either from him, or him, or from him
It gave me a start
On my cum facial art

 

[Trubbycat]

I woke up with cum on my chin
It was either from him, or him, or from him
It gave me a start
On my cum facial art
To have my face used as a quim

 

[Tedfkats]

He looked at her ass from afar

 

[munch2much]

He looked at her ass from afar
Before collecting his teeth from the jar

 

[Tedfkats]

He looked at her ass from afar
Before collecting his teeth from the jar
He straightened his tie

 

[munch2much]

He looked at her ass from afar
Before collecting his teeth from the jar
He straightened his tie
And then clenched on her thigh