Lit Limericks - one line at a time - 2

[AlexBailey]

The best lover I ever had
He was so very very bad
A spawn of Satan
And now I hate him
The worst part is he was my dad

 

[AlexBailey]

The meanest girl I ever met

 

[AZDryHeat]

The meanest girl I ever met
Gave the best blowjob you could get

 

[Trubbycat]

The meanest girl I ever met
Gave the best blowjob you could get
She could suck your balls

 

[AlexBailey]

The meanest girl I ever met
Gave the best blowjob you could get
She could suck your balls
‘til the morning dove calls

 

[Cymru9696]

The meanest girl I ever met
Gave the best blowjob you could get
She could suck your balls
‘til the morning dove calls
But cum on her face, she’ll not let

 

[AlexBailey]

I’m setting a trap for Saint Nick.

 

[Trubbycat]

I’m setting a trap for Saint Nick.
I hear that his dick is quite thick

 

[Cymru9696]

I’m setting a trap for Saint Nick.
I hear that his dick is quite thick
In stockings he’ll find

 

[Trubbycat]

I’m setting a trap for Saint Nick.
I hear that his dick is quite thick
In stockings he’ll find
My nice plump behind

 

[LizVegas79]

I’m setting a trap for Saint Nick.
I hear that his dick is quite thick
In stockings he’ll find
My nice plump behind
ready for his yuletide stick.

 

[Cymru9696]

He bottomed out, up to the hilt

 

[AlexBailey]

He bottomed out, up to the hilt
Selfish, he was feeling no guilt

 

[Cymru9696]

He bottomed out, up to the hilt
Selfish, he was feeling no guilt
The upstroke was high

 

[Trubbycat]

He bottomed out, up to the hilt
Selfish, he was feeling no guilt
The upstroke was high
But came on her thigh

 

[Cymru9696]

He bottomed out, up to the hilt
Selfish, he was feeling no guilt
The upstroke was high
But came on her thigh
And some of it soiled her mom’s quilt

 

[AlexBailey]

She looked great in her new uniform

 

[Trubbycat]

She looked great in her new uniform
It made her the hit of her college dorm

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

She looked great in her new uniform
It made her the hit of her college dorm
But she'd made a pledge

 

[AlexBailey]

She looked great in her new uniform
It made her the hit of her college dorm
But she'd made a pledge
That she’d only edge

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

She looked great in her new uniform
It made her the hit of her college dorm
But she'd made a pledge
That she’d only edge
If only to keep herself nice and warm

 

[Trubbycat]

If you see a girl all in leather

 

[AlexBailey]

If you see a girl all in leather
She could be a vegan in ‘pleather’

 

[Tedfkats]

If you see a girl all in leather
She could be a vegan in ‘pleather’
The best way to tell

 

[Trubbycat]

If you see a girl all in leather
She could be a vegan in ‘pleather’
The best way to tell
Is to give it a smell