Lit Limericks - one line at a time - 2

[texou]

Please, Master,” she cried, “fuck me deep!
Fingering herself while asleep
But when she awoke
"Come to me," he spoke

What you sow is what you reap

 

[DeckardNYC]

The virgin rode out of the valley

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

The virgin rode out of the valley

The virgin rode out of the valley
Wanted to try hooking in Cali

 

[Mattentive]

It must have been a deep valley.


The virgin rode out of the valley
Wanted to try hooking in Cali
Her very first trick

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

The virgin rode out of the valley
Wanted to try hooking in Cali
Her very first trick
Involved a huge dick

 

[DeckardNYC]

The virgin rode out of the valley
Wanted to try hooking in Cali
Her very first trick
Involved a huge dick
On a Frenchman oddly named Sally

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Let's take a hot bath, you and I

 

[AZDryHeat]

Let's take a hot bath, you and I
Don’t ask twice said I with a sigh

 

[AlexBailey]

Let's take a hot bath, you and I
Don’t ask twice said I with a sigh
So off with the clothes

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Let's take a hot bath, you and I
Don’t ask twice said I with a sigh
So off with the clothes
And don't bite my nose!!

 

[AlexBailey]

Let's take a hot bath, you and I
Don’t ask twice said I with a sigh
So off with the clothes
And don't bite my nose!!
And come climb on my face where I lie

 

[AlexBailey]

I’m scared that you cock is so big

 

[Cymru9696]

“I’m scared that your cock is so big!”
said Donald Trump in the brig

 

[AlexBailey]

“I’m scared that your cock is so big!”
said Donald Trump in the brig
“But since you’re here ‘cause of me

 

[NakedNymph]

“I’m scared that your cock is so big!”
said Donald Trump in the brig
“But since you’re here ‘cause of me
Sir, please drench me in pee!"

 

[AlexBailey]

“I’m scared that your cock is so big!”
said Donald Trump in the brig
“But since you’re here ‘cause of me
Sir, please drench me in pee!"
The same way Vladimir did!

 

[AlexBailey]

Fifteen strong men stood in line

 

[AZDryHeat]

Fifteen strong men stood in line
All drinking the very best wine

 

[AlexBailey]

Fifteen strong men stood in line
All drinking the very best wine
When along came a lass

 

[NakedNymph]

Fifteen strong men stood in line
All drinking the very best wine
When along came a lass
With a head full of sass

 

[AlexBailey]

Fifteen strong men stood in line
All drinking the very best wine
When along came a lass
With a head full of sass
“So many boys, so little time.”

 

[AlexBailey]

The best lover I ever had

 

[NakedNymph]

The best lover I ever had
He was so very very bad

 

[Cymru9696]

The best lover I ever had
He was so very very bad
A spawn of Satan

 

[AZDryHeat]

The best lover I ever had
He was so very very bad
A spawn of Satan
And now I hate him