Lit Limericks - one line at a time - 2

[yabadabadoo23]

When the wounds will finally heal
From little bug's birthing you'll kneel
Get ready for Him
Whilst he slides in your quim

 

[yabadabadoo23]

Visit STARFUCKS in England they said

 

[DeckardNYC]

Visit STARFUCKS in England they said
It's better than pleasure in bed

 

[yabadabadoo23]

Meet Anja the Punk

 

[DeckardNYC]

Visit STARFUCKS in England they said
It's better than pleasure in bed
Meet Anja the Punk
He once was a monk

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Visit STARFUCKS in England they said
It's better than pleasure in bed
Meet Anja the Punk
He once was a monk
But now she turns the priest’s face red

 

[DeckardNYC]

Sally's sea shells had salmonella

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Sally's sea shells had salmonella
It makes yer puke look kinda yella

 

[DeckardNYC]

Sally's sea shells had salmonella
It makes yer puke look kinda yella
Health men said go

 

[DeckardNYC]

Sally's sea shells had salmonella
It makes yer puke look kinda yella
Health men said "go"
"Don't come here no mo"

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Sally's sea shells had salmonella
It makes yer puke look kinda yella
Health men said "go"
"Don't come here no mo"
Instead of shells, eat mozzarella

 

[DeckardNYC]

The couple had sex in the sand

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

The couple had sex in the sand
She rode his face and then his hand

 

[DeckardNYC]

The couple had sex in the sand
She rode his face and then his hand
Three times she came

 

[AZDryHeat]

The couple had sex in the sand
She rode his face and then his hand
Three times she came
So who's there to blame

 

[DeckardNYC]

The couple had sex in the sand
She rode his face and then his hand
Three times she came
So who's there to blame
Finest ten minutes in all the land

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

He fucked her with a zucchini

 

[DeckardNYC]

No, it was definitely not a panini

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

He fucked her with a zucchini
No, it was definitely not a panini
For afternoon tea

 

[AZDryHeat]

He fucked her with a zucchini
No, it was definitely not a panini
For afternoon tea
His penis was wee

 

[DeckardNYC]

He fucked her with a zucchini
No, it was definitely not a panini
For afternoon tea
His penis was wee
And as limp as a cooked fettuccine

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

“Please, Master,” she cried, “fuck me deep!”

 

[WerdNerd]

Please, Master,” she cried, “fuck me deep!
Fingering herself while asleep

 

[AZDryHeat]

Please, Master,” she cried, “fuck me deep!
Fingering herself while asleep
But when she awoke

 

[DeckardNYC]

Please, Master,” she cried, “fuck me deep!
Fingering herself while asleep
But when she awoke
"Come to me," he spoke