Lit Limericks - one line at a time - 2

[DeckardNYC]

He wrote a poem for his wife
Excluding all of the strife

 

[MisterTom]

He wrote a poem for his wife
Excluding all of the strife
He poured out his heart

 

[AZDryHeat]

He wrote a poem for his wife
Excluding all of the strife
He poured out his heart
Yet she was a tart

 

[85Ironman]

He wrote a poem for his wife
Excluding all of the strife
He poured out his heart
Yet she was a tart
And she continued to ruin his life

 

[Cymru9696]

Pizza with pineapple is wrong

 

[GiggLeGasm]

Pizza with pineapple is wrong
That's where the anchovies belong

 

[Cymru9696]

Pizza with pineapple is wrong
That's where the anchovies belong
Chianti and thou

 

[AZDryHeat]

Pizza with pineapple is wrong
That's where the anchovies belong
Chianti and thou
I just want you now

 

[Cymru9696]

Pizza with pineapple is wrong
That's where the anchovies belong
Chianti and thou
I just want you now
Let’s dig in, but keep on the thong!

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

But you should drink pineapple juice

 

[Cymru9696]

But you should drink pineapple juice
Spunk with citrus…a hint of spruce

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

But you should drink pineapple juice
Spunk with citrus…a hint of spruce
A treat for the wife

 

[Cymru9696]

But you should drink pineapple juice
Spunk with citrus…a hint of spruce
A treat for the wife
Adds spice to sex life

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

But you should drink pineapple juice
Spunk with citrus…a hint of spruce
A treat for the wife
Adds spice to sex life
So does a strap-on in his caboose

 

[MisterTom]

He fucked identical twins

 

[DeckardNYC]

He fucked identical twins
On top of a caddy with fins

 

[GiggLeGasm]

He fucked identical twins
On top of a caddy with fins
Hood ornamented

 

[AZDryHeat]

He fucked identical twins
On top of a caddy with fins
Hood ornamented
He, unrepented

 

[Cymru9696]

He fucked identical twins
On top of a caddy with fins
Hood ornamented
He, unrepented
All in the scope of Batman’s sins

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

"I want to suck your cock", she said

 

[MedicalMuse]

"I want to suck your cock", she said

Whilst laying across his bed

 

[MisterTom]

"I want to suck your cock", she said
Whilst laying across his bed
He said, "Yeah, okay"

 

[Cymru9696]

"I want to suck your cock", she said
Whilst laying across his bed
He said, "Yeah, okay"
‘‘Twas his lucky day

 

[AZDryHeat]

"I want to suck your cock", she said
Whilst laying across his bed
He said, "Yeah, okay"
‘‘Twas his lucky day
There's nothing like some morning head.

 

[DeckardNYC]

She swallowed her morning delight