Lit Limericks - one line at a time - 2

His hefty balls held in her hand,
She squeezed till it made his cock stand,
 
His hefty balls held in her hand,
She squeezed till it made his cock stand,
He begged for release
 
His hefty balls held in her hand,
She squeezed till it made his cock stand.
He begged for release,
If you lick my crease,
 
His hefty balls held in her hand,
She squeezed till it made his cock stand.
He begged for release,
If you lick my crease,
They sixty-nined in the sand
 
On his way to see his new girl
His zipper began to unfurl
his junk flopped right out.
 
On his way to see his new girl
His zipper began to unfurl
his junk flopped right out.
As he waddled about
 
On his way to see his new girl
His zipper began to unfurl.
his junk flopped right out,
As he waddled about,
So cold! His nuts began to curl
 
With womanly hips, she danced nude,
Never let it be said she’s a prude,
 
With womanly hips, she danced nude,
Never let it be said she’s a prude,
As she sways left and right
The venemous bite
 
With womanly hips, she danced nude
Never let it be said she’s a prude
As she sways left and right
The venomous bite
Such was the lap dance for this dude
 
good gravy, Deck!!

Her nipples glistened like diamonds
Until the sound of the sirens
 
Her nipples glistened like diamonds
Until the sound of the sirens
A cop shouted "Freeze!"
 
Her nipples glistened like diamonds
Until the sound of the sirens
A cop shouted "Freeze!"
She was a big tease.
 
Her nipples glistened like diamonds
Until the sound of the sirens
A cop shouted "Freeze!"
She was a big tease.
Those fake nips came from Ross-Simons
 
He sent graphic nudes via tex
She sucked on his big hard cock next
That escalated!!
 
He sent graphic nudes via tex
She sucked on his big hard cock next
That escalated!!
He's quite elated
 
He sent graphic nudes via text
She sucked on his big hard cock next
That escalated!!
He's quite elated
So that’s how we got the term “sext”
 
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