Lit Limericks - one line at a time - 2

[EbersMoll]

She had sex with a postman called Pete
Who’s large package could not be beat
His letters were french

 

[Cymru9696]

She had sex with a postman called Pete
Who’s large package could not be beat
His letters were french
For that saucy wench

 

[MisterTom]

She had sex with a postman called Pete
Who’s large package could not be beat
His letters were french
For that saucy wench
He emptied his sack and gave her a treat!

 

[Sweet_n_SpicySprite]

She was sensual and sweet,
Voluptuous and a mischievous sprite,
A fairy full of lust and fiery heat,
Passionate and ready to take flight!

 

[LAHomedog]

Her lace bra dropped onto the floor,

 

[LiveWire64]

Her lace bra dropped onto the floor,
Just as she came through the side door,

 

[Cymru9696]

Her lace bra dropped onto the floor
Just as she came through the side door
Her intent was clear

 

[MisterTom]

Her lace bra dropped onto the floor
Just as she came through the side door
Her intent was clear
It made the men cheer

 

[LAHomedog]

Her lace bra dropped onto the floor
Just as she came through the side door
Her intent was clear
It made the men cheer
Everyone shouted, "More, more, more!"

 

[Sweet_n_SpicySprite]

As they shouted for more,
She became bored,
Shook her hips, her panties fell off in four,
Now, they hang decoratively on the door.

 

[LAHomedog]

She shook her hips, her panties fell

 

[MisterTom]

She shook her hips, her panties fell
She was naked and horny as hell

 

[Sweet_n_SpicySprite]

She shook her hips, her panties fell
She was naked and horny as hell,
Bit her lip and turned on her Dell

 

[walkingeagle]

She shook her hips, her panties fell
She was naked and horny as hell,
Bit her lip and turned on her Dell
She had a thirst she couldn't Quell

 

[Sweet_n_SpicySprite]

She shook her hips, her panties fell
She was naked and horny as hell,
Bit her lip and turned on her Dell
She had a thirst she couldn't Quell
Her satiated body covered in gel.

 

[Cymru9696]

Limericks form

Just a friendly reminder

• 5 lines

• rhyme scheme: AABBA

• usual syllable count: 88558

 

[EbersMoll]

Just a friendly reminder

• 5 lines

• rhyme scheme: AABBA

• usual syllable count: 88558

There was a young man from Phuket

 

[Cymru9696]

There was a young man from Phuket
Who’s farts has a fetid bouquet

 

[Mr Noone]

There was a young man from Phuket
Who’s farts has a fetid bouquet
But he found he could toot

 

[Winter_Fare]

There was a young man from Phuket
Who’s farts has a fetid bouquet
But he found he could toot
From the crown and the root

 

[LAHomedog]

There was a young man from Phuket
Who’s farts has a fetid bouquet
But he found he could toot
From the crown and the root
Muffled into a thick bucket

 

[LAHomedog]

Just a friendly reminder for the 2nd time

Limerick structure:

• 5 lines

• rhyme scheme: AABBA

• usual syllable count: 88558

8 syllables
8 syllables
5 syllables
5 syllables
8 syllables

Thanks folks. If we all do it the game is more fun and the limericks are better.

 

[MisterTom]

She sucked eight cocks all in a row

 

[LAHomedog]

She sucked eight cocks all in a row
Golly, the girl could really blow

 

[fsa52]

She sucked eight cocks all in a row
Golly, the girl could really blow
Her perfected suck