Lit Limericks - one line at a time - 2

[LAHomedog]

Trimming the tree, he thought, "Oh my!"
His joy for the season was high
Her pussy his gift!
He put in a shift,
Then pulled out and came on her thigh.

 

[Cymru9696]

His load overflowed her small mouth

 

[fsa52]

His load overflowed her small mouth
It covered her chin and dripped south

 

[Cymru9696]

His load overflowed her small mouth
It covered her chin and dripped south
To swallow or not?

 

[DeckardNYC]

His load overflowed her small mouth
It covered her chin and dripped south
To swallow or not?
It's healthy she thought

 

[Cymru9696]

His load overflowed her small mouth
It covered her chin and dripped south
To swallow or not?
It's healthy she thought
Bottoms up, for tomorrow’s routhe

 

[LAHomedog]

She trimmed her pussy and the tree

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

She trimmed her pussy and the tree
Thought, “these balls would look good on me!”

 

[Cymru9696]

She trimmed her pussy and the tree
Thought, “these balls would look good on me!”
By her pubes they hung

 

[LAHomedog]

She trimmed her pussy and the tree
Thought, “these balls would look good on me!”
By her pubes they hung
His erection sprung

 

[DeckardNYC]

She trimmed her pussy and the tree
Thought, “these balls would look good on me!”
By her pubes they hung
His erection sprung
She pulled him inside her with glee

 

[Cymru9696]

That, sir, is not going to fit

 

[LAHomedog]

That, sir, is not going to fit
Come on babe, you have to admit@

 

[Sweet_n_SpicySprite]

That, sir, is not going to fit
Come on babe, you have to admit@

Tight as can be,
Wiggling my bottom up against the Christmas tree.

 

[Cymru9696]

That, sir, is not going to fit
Come on babe, you have to admit
The old college try

 

[DeckardNYC]

That, sir, is not going to fit
Come on babe, you have to admit
The old college try
But then she did cry

 

[EbersMoll]

That, sir, is not going to fit
Come on babe, you have to admit
The old college try
But then she did cry
“I need another, for this one has split!”

 

[Cymru9696]

That, sir, is not going to fit
Come on babe, you have to admit
The old college try
But then she did cry
“I need another, for this one has split!”

Ebers. Good to “see” you again.

The man who had too much was sad

 

[AlexBailey]

The man who had too much was sad
His stylish wife was always mad

 

[LAHomedog]

The man who had too much was sad
His stylish wife was always mad
He'd ruined her frock,

 

[AlexBailey]

The man who had too much was sad
His stylish wife was always mad
He'd ruined her frock,
With his clumsy cock,

 

[Cymru9696]

The man who had too much was sad
His stylish wife was always mad
He'd ruined her frock
With his clumsy cock
But once it’s inside her she’s glad

 

[AlexBailey]

The four of them shared a single bed

 

[DeckardNYC]

The four of them shared a single bed
Arranged in a circle, giving head

 

[Cymru9696]

The four of them shared a single bed
Arranged in a circle, giving head
Daisy chains and laughs