Lit Limericks - one line at a time - 2

[fsa52]

It was piped in fresh and creamy
She thought his cock was quite dreamy,
She wanted it now,
But didn’t know how

 

[LAHomedog]

It was piped in fresh and creamy
She thought his cock was quite dreamy,
She wanted it now,
But didn’t know how,
So he put it in, hot and steamy.

 

[DeckardNYC]

He stroked her clit slowly in bed

 

[LAHomedog]

He stroked her clit slowly in bed
On top a bed spread colored red.

 

[fsa52]

He stroked her clit slowly in bed
On top a bed spread colored red.
It glowed in the dark

 

[Pad_Foot]

He stroked her clit slowly in bed
On top a bed spread colored red.
It glowed in the dark
Which made him remark

 

[LAHomedog]

He stroked her clit slowly in bed
On top a bed spread colored red.
It glowed in the dark,
Because of her spark.

 

[fsa52]

He stroked her clit slowly in bed
On top a bed spread colored red.
It glowed in the dark
Which made him remark
“I can’t wait to see what’s ahead!”


He stroked her clit slowly in bed
On top a bed spread colored red.
It glowed in the dark,
Because of her spark.
Catching fire might make him feel dread.

 

[LAHomedog]

She lost her high heel on the street,

 

[fsa52]

She lost her high heel on the street,
Whining there, she stood in bare feet

 

[LAHomedog]

She lost her high heel on the street,
Whining there, she stood in bare feet
The gallant young man,

 

[fsa52]

She lost her high heel on the street,
Whining there, she stood in bare feet,
The gallant young man
With the golden tan

 

[Cymru9696]

She lost her high heel on the street
Whining there, she stood in bare feet
The gallant young man
With the golden tan
Tossed her a Nike football cleat

 

[LAHomedog]

She lost her high heel on the street,
Whining there, she stood in bare feet,
The gallant young man
With the golden tan
Bought her Louboutins as a treat

 

[fsa52]

Her ice cream cone started to melt

 

[LAHomedog]

Her ice cream cone started to melt,
On her blouse and the damn seat belt.

 

[fsa52]

Her ice cream cone started to melt,
On her blouse and the damn seat belt.
She pondered the fix

 

[DeckardNYC]

Her ice cream cone started to melt,
On her blouse and the damn seat belt.
She pondered the fix
Inhaled in two licks

 

[LAHomedog]

Her ice cream cone started to melt,
On her blouse and the damn seat belt.
She pondered the fix
Inhaled in two licks
Good thing she was slender and svelt

 

[DeckardNYC]

There was a blonde hooker from Perth

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

There was a blonde hooker from Perth
Whose cleavage had impressive girth

 

[LAHomedog]

There was a blonde hooker from Perth
Whose cleavage had impressive girth
Her boobs caught his eye,

 

[fsa52]

There was a blonde hooker from Perth
Whose cleavage had impressive girth
Her boobs caught his eye.
Licked his lips, Oh my!!

 

[LAHomedog]

There was a blonde hooker from Perth
Whose cleavage had impressive girth
Her boobs caught his eye.
Licked his lips, Oh my!!
And nine months later she gave birth!

 

[LAHomedog]

She said I'm your baby tonight,
His cock was exactly just right
She bent over a chair
As he parted her hair
Her cunt hair he parted so tight.