Lit Limericks - one line at a time - 2

[LAHomedog]

While carefully wrapping her gift,

 

[Cymru9696]

While carefully wrapping her gift
His ex wife arrived via Lyft

 

[fsa52]

While carefully wrapping her gift
His ex wife arrived via Lyft
She made it quite plain

 

[Cymru9696]

While carefully wrapping her gift
His ex wife arrived via Lyft
She made it quite plain
That she would remain

 

[fsa52]

While carefully wrapping her gift
His ex wife arrived via Lyft
She made it quite plain
That she would remain
Quite ready to repair their rift.

 

[LAHomedog]

Decorating the tree with care

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Decorating the tree with care
With rubber dildos on a dare

 

[fsa52]

.....

 

[DeckardNYC]

Decorating the tree with care
With rubber dildos on a dare
A pussy hat star

 

[LAHomedog]

Decorating the tree with care
With rubber dildos on a dare
A pussy hat star,
It looked quite bizarre,

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Decorating the tree with care
With rubber dildos on a dare
A pussy hat star,
It looked quite bizarre,
Colored lights lit up her ass bare

 

[LAHomedog]

While watching the movie "Moonstruck,"

 

[Cymru9696]

While watching the movie "Moonstruck"
He thought Cher must love to cock suck

 

[DeckardNYC]

While watching the movie "Moonstruck"
He thought Cher must love to cock suck
Lips full and red

 

[Cymru9696]

While watching the movie "Moonstruck"
He thought Cher must love to cock suck
Lips full and red
DSL’s, ‘nuff said

 

[DeckardNYC]

While watching the movie "Moonstruck"
He thought Cher must love to cock suck
Lips full and red
DSL’s, ‘nuff said
So his GF he did then fuck

 

[LAHomedog]

In the chimney Santa got stuck!

 

[Cymru9696]

In the chimney Santa got stuck!
Why’d he pass on the tummy tuck?

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

In the chimney Santa got stuck!
Why’d he pass on the tummy tuck?
Too many cookies

 

[GiggLeGasm]

In the chimney Santa got stuck!
Why’d he pass on the tummy tuck?
Too many cookies
While onboarding rookies

 

[AZDryHeat]

In the chimney Santa got stuck!
Why’d he pass on the tummy tuck?
Too many cookies
While onboarding rookies
It was just a case of bad luck.

 

[LAHomedog]

Trimming the tree, he thought, "Oh my!"

 

[fsa52]

Trimming the tree, he thought, "Oh my!"
His joy for the season was high

 

[LAHomedog]

Trimming the tree, he thought, "Oh my!"
His joy for the season was high
Her pussy his gift!

 

[steelyblue73]

Trimming the tree, he thought, "Oh my!"
His joy for the season was high
Her pussy his gift!
He put in a shift