Lit Limericks - one line at a time - 2

[LAHomedog]

Come walk through the fresh snow with me,
Brisk, cold oh! nipples I can see
Such hard little nubs
They gave him the chubs

 

[fsa52]

Come walk through the fresh snow with me,
Brisk, cold oh! nipples I can see
Such hard little nubs
They gave him the chubs
He asked to warm them, she said, “Oui!”

 

[LAHomedog]

He laid her down on his soft bed

 

[fsa52]

He laid her down on his soft bed
She was dressed, head to toe, in red

 

[LAHomedog]

He laid her down on his soft bed
She was dressed, head to toe, in red,
Off went thong and bra

 

[fsa52]

He laid her down on his soft bed
She was dressed, head to toe, in red,
Off went thong and bra
His cold heart did thaw

 

[LAHomedog]

He laid her down on his soft bed
She was dressed, head to toe, in red,
Off went thong and bra
His cold heart did thaw
He spread her wide with his big head.

 

[LAHomedog]

"Woe is me." she thought on the bed,

 

[fsa52]

"Woe is me." she thought on the bed,
She was prone to not give him head

 

[LAHomedog]

"Woe is me." she thought on the bed,
She was prone to not give him head,
Yet his cock was hard,

 

[DeckardNYC]

"Woe is me." she thought on the bed,
She was prone to not give him head,
Yet his cock was hard,
Fat, but no lard

 

[fsa52]

“Woe is me." she thought on the bed,
She was prone to not give him head,
Yet his cock was hard,
Fat, but had no lard
She slipped it inside and was fed.

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Once, when she was feeling frisky,

 

[fsa52]

Once, when she was feeling frisky,
She chose to do something risky

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Once, when she was feeling frisky,
She chose to do something risky
Went clubbing that night

 

[fsa52]

Once, when she was feeling frisky,
She chose to do something risky
Went clubbing that night
Ended up in a fight

 

[DeckardNYC]

Once, when she was feeling frisky,
She chose to do something risky
Went clubbing that night
Ended up in a fight
The effects of too much whisky

 

[fsa52]

Once, when she was feeling frisky,
She chose to do something risky
Went clubbing that night
Ended up in a fight
The effects of too much whisky

I like that one!!




She descended the stairs slowly

 

[LAHomedog]

She descended the stairs slowly,
With thoughts completely unholy

 

[DeckardNYC]

She descended the stairs slowly,
With thoughts completely unholy
He slept in the chair

 

[Cymru9696]

She descended the stairs slowly,
With thoughts completely unholy
He slept in the chair
In his man-cave lair

 

[GiggLeGasm]

She descended the stairs slowly,
With thoughts completely unholy
He slept in the chair
In his man-cave lair
While she deep throated cannoli

 

[Cymru9696]

She descended the stairs slowly,
With thoughts completely unholy
He slept in the chair
In his man-cave lair
While she deep throated cannoli

It was piped in fresh and creamy

 

[fsa52]

It was piped in fresh and creamy
She thought his cock was quite dreamy

 

[LAHomedog]

It was piped in fresh and creamy
She thought his cock was quite dreamy,
She wanted it now,