Lit Limericks - one line at a time - 2

[LAHomedog]

His cock was the epic of song
Three fingers wide and really long.
She took him all ways,
For days, days, and days,

 

[fsa52]

His cock was the epic of song
Three fingers wide and really long.
She took him all ways,
For days, days, and days,
So entranced was she by his schlong!

 

[LAHomedog]

There's something about the blonde hair,

 

[fsa52]

There's something about the blonde hair,
That made people perk up and stare

 

[Cymru9696]

There's something about the blonde hair,
That made people perk up and stare
Peroxide has perks

 

[fsa52]

There's something about the blonde hair,
That made people perk up and stare
Peroxide has perks
It befuddles jerks

 

[steelyblue73]

There's something about the blonde hair,
That made people perk up and stare
Peroxide has perks
It befuddles jerks
When she colors in place of nair

 

[LAHomedog]

She sucked on a large candy cane,

 

[fsa52]

She sucked on a large candy cane,
The sugar went straight to her brain

 

[LAHomedog]

She sucked on a large candy cane,
The sugar went straight to her brain
Made her want some cock,

 

[AZDryHeat]

She sucked on a large candy cane,
The sugar went straight to her brain
Made her want some cock,
From a manly jock

 

[LAHomedog]

She sucked on a large candy cane,
The sugar went straight to her brain
Made her want some cock,
From a manly jock,
He popped! Her actions weren't in vain.

 

[LAHomedog]

She walked on the trail, it was cold,

 

[Mutau]

She walked on the trail, it was cold,
She always did what she was told

 

[LAHomedog]

She walked on the trail, it was cold,
She always did what she was told.
They fucked by the tree,

 

[Mutau]

She walked on the trail, it was cold,
She always did what she was told.
They fucked by the tree,
And came hard with glee

 

[rainbowbite]

She walked on the trail, it was cold,
She always did what she was told.
They fucked by the tree,
And came hard with glee
It was a naughty sight to behold.

 

[fsa52]

They wandered the beach hunting shells

 

[walkingeagle]

They wandered the beach hunting shells
He wondered if she would sell

 

[LAHomedog]

They wandered the beach hunting shells
He wondered if she would sell
A wide opened clam,

 

[fsa52]

They wandered the beach hunting shells
He did wonder if she would sell
A wide opened clam,
A gift for the m’am

 

[LAHomedog]

They wandered the beach hunting shells
He did wonder if she would sell
A wide opened clam,
A gift for the m’am,
The sex on the beach rang her bells.


(BTW: Shells and sell do not rhyme.)

 

[fsa52]

Come walk through the fresh snow with me

 

[LAHomedog]

Come walk through the fresh snow with me,
Brisk, cold oh! nipples I can see

 

[fsa52]

Come walk through the fresh snow with me,
Brisk, cold oh! nipples I can see
Such hard little nubs