Lit Limericks - one line at a time - 2

[Deprived_in_AZ]

The Fleshlight jammed, his cock got stuck

 

[Cabooseluvr]

The Fleshlight jammed, his cock got stuck

He thought for sure this would run amuck

 

[fsa52]

The Fleshlight jammed, his cock got stuck
He thought for sure this would run amuck
But to his surprise

 

[AZDryHeat]

The Fleshlight jammed, his cock got stuck
He thought for sure this would run amuck
But to his surprise
Before his own eyes

 

[LAHomedog]

The Fleshlight jammed, his cock got stuck
He thought for sure this would run amuck
But to his surprise
Before his own eyes
He came strong like a 5 ton truck!

 

[LAHomedog]

Have you done anal he asked?

 

[fsa52]

Have you done anal he asked?
Yes, but it’s been years since the last.

 

[AZDryHeat]

Have you done anal he asked?
Yes, but it’s been years since the last.
My ass has grown tight

 

[DeckardNYC]

Have you done anal he asked?
Yes, but it’s been years since the last.
My ass has grown tight
But I'm high as a kite

 

[fsa52]

Have you done anal he asked?
Yes, but it’s been years since the last.
My ass has grown tight
But I'm high as a kite
This will bring shades back from the past!

 

[LAHomedog]

She took his cock deep in her throat,

 

[Cabooseluvr]

She took his cock deep in her throat,

Her tits were so big they float

 

[LAHomedog]

She took his cock deep in her throat,
Her tits were so big he was sure she could float

*** This is an eleven syllable in the 2nd line of a limerick that by rule is suppose to be eight syllables. It's unplayable. Sorry.

 

[Cabooseluvr]

She took his cock deep in her throat,
Her tits were so big he was sure she could float

*** This is an eleven syllable in the 2nd line of a limerick that by rule is suppose to be eight syllables. It's unplayable. Sorry.

Thanks for the heads up, I got carried away but I did submit a correction

 

[LAHomedog]

She took his cock deep in her throat,
Her tits were so big they could float,
Heavy on his chest,

 

[fsa52]

She took his cock deep in her throat,
Her tits were so big they could float,
Heavy on his chest,
She laid them to rest

 

[LAHomedog]

She took his cock deep in her throat,
Her tits were so big they could float,
Heavy on his chest,
She laid them to rest
He shot in her mouth a sperm coat.

 

[fsa52]

‘Tis the season to be jolly

 

[LAHomedog]

Tis the season to be jolly
Under mistletoe and holly,

 

[fsa52]

Tis the season to be jolly
Under mistletoe and holly
Kissing neath the sprig

 

[Cymru9696]

Tis the season to be jolly
Under mistletoe and holly
Kissing neath the sprig
Is my kind of gig

 

[fsa52]

Tis the season to be jolly
Under mistletoe and holly
Kissing neath the sprig
Is my kind of gig
Well then, “Good golly, Miss Molly!”

 

[LAHomedog]

The tree was bought, dressed, and lit up,

 

[fsa52]

The tree was bought, dressed, and lit up,
Cocoa was steaming in the cup

 

[LAHomedog]

The tree was bought, dressed, and lit up,
Cocoa was steaming in the cup
His stockings were hung