Lit Limericks - one line at a time - 2

The Fleshlight jammed, his cock got stuck
He thought for sure this would run amuck
But to his surprise
 
The Fleshlight jammed, his cock got stuck
He thought for sure this would run amuck
But to his surprise
Before his own eyes
 
The Fleshlight jammed, his cock got stuck
He thought for sure this would run amuck
But to his surprise
Before his own eyes
He came strong like a 5 ton truck!
 
Have you done anal he asked?
Yes, but it’s been years since the last.
 
Have you done anal he asked?
Yes, but it’s been years since the last.
My ass has grown tight
 
Have you done anal he asked?
Yes, but it’s been years since the last.
My ass has grown tight
But I'm high as a kite
 
Have you done anal he asked?
Yes, but it’s been years since the last.
My ass has grown tight
But I'm high as a kite
This will bring shades back from the past!
 
She took his cock deep in her throat,
Her tits were so big he was sure she could float

*** This is an eleven syllable in the 2nd line of a limerick that by rule is suppose to be eight syllables. It's unplayable. Sorry.
 
She took his cock deep in her throat,
Her tits were so big he was sure she could float

*** This is an eleven syllable in the 2nd line of a limerick that by rule is suppose to be eight syllables. It's unplayable. Sorry.

Thanks for the heads up, I got carried away but I did submit a correction
 
She took his cock deep in her throat,
Her tits were so big they could float,
Heavy on his chest,
 
She took his cock deep in her throat,
Her tits were so big they could float,
Heavy on his chest,
She laid them to rest
 
She took his cock deep in her throat,
Her tits were so big they could float,
Heavy on his chest,
She laid them to rest
He shot in her mouth a sperm coat.
 
Tis the season to be jolly
Under mistletoe and holly
Kissing neath the sprig
 
Tis the season to be jolly
Under mistletoe and holly
Kissing neath the sprig
Is my kind of gig
 
Tis the season to be jolly
Under mistletoe and holly
Kissing neath the sprig
Is my kind of gig
Well then, “Good golly, Miss Molly!”
 
The tree was bought, dressed, and lit up,
Cocoa was steaming in the cup
 
The tree was bought, dressed, and lit up,
Cocoa was steaming in the cup
His stockings were hung
 
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