Lit Limericks - one line at a time - 2

She felt bold, no panties today
He noticed and shouted hooray!
Quite easy access
Nodded to him yes,
 
he felt bold, no panties today
He noticed and shouted hooray!
Quite easy access
Nodded to him yes,
Permission to do as he may.
 
No panties, he reached for her clit,
Then fingers went into her slit
She let out a sigh
 
No panties, he reached for her clit,
Then fingers went into her slit
She let out a sigh
And reached for his fly
 
He was upset, he'd failed to perform
It was the big talk in the dorm
Locked in the small room
 
He was upset, he'd failed to perform
It was the big talk in the dorm
Locked in the small room
It was finally his doom
 
He was upset, he'd failed to perform
It was the big talk in the dorm
Locked in the small room
It was finally his doom
Gossip about him spread like a storm!
 
Whenever she came she screamed
That made Ned proud, he really beamed,
The neighbors all knew,
 
Whenever she came she screamed
That made Ned proud, he really beamed,
The neighbors all knew,
His story, it grew,
Was everything thing he always dreamed
 
Whenever she came she screamed
That made Ned proud, he really beamed,
The neighbors all knew,
His story, it grew
Until ladies from afar came to cream
 
They'd been bouncing all night in bed,
Quite hap’ly til she bumped her head
He tenderly kissed,
 
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