Lit Limericks - one line at a time - 2

They'd been bouncing all night in bed,
Quite hap’ly til she bumped her head
He tenderly kissed,
As her eyes did mist
She came hard and the pain it fled.
 
Naked, she opened the door
He dropped his pants to the floor
With a glint in her eye
 
Naked, she opened the door
He dropped his pants to the floor
With a glint in her eye
His cock she did spy,
Her pussy he sought to explore.
 
hey were watching porn on TV,
Taking in all there was to see,
They mimicked the screen,
 
hey were watching porn on TV,
Taking in all there was to see,
They mimicked the screen,
Playing all they’d seen,
Her orgasm filled her with glee!
 
She walked out the room in her robe,
Her pussy he wanted to probe.
She opened it wide,
And said, "Cum inside."
 
She walked out the room in her robe,
Her pussy he wanted to probe.
She opened it wide,
And said, "Cum inside."
He fastened his mouth on one globe
 
There once was a man from the south,
Who could do “NICE” things with his mouth,
 
There once was a man from the south,
Who could do “NICE” things with his mouth,
He would yodel and hum
 
There once was a man from the south,
Who could do “NICE” things with his mouth,
He would yodel and hum
Whistle up a chum
With his face 'tween the legs of his spouse.
 
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